ABRAKADANIEL

Nerf Yasuo

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[defectivealtruist]

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

[portentsofwoe2]

these are dinosaurs

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I was expecting him to just drop the ball… but damn.

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

yea these exact fucking pictures

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

We gotta talk about this guy:

Now, your gut reaction that that’s the most ridiculous-ass exaggeration you’ve ever heard is, as they say, not wrong.  Yes, make fun of this fool and the platoon-sized element of pigs that apparently stalks him while he sleeps or something, by all means.

But a big trend I’ve noticed is that the people turning this into the hot new meme are acting as if hogs … aren’t? … a serious problem?  Which as both a country kid and an environmentalist, I find … concerning.

I really feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but “Ha-ha, problems I can’t see aren’t real and an ongoing ecological disaster that’s been tearing North American ecosystems to shreds for the past 500 years is f u n n y” is a pretty bad take?

[elisamaza]

i think the way he phrased it made it seem like he was pulling that story out of his ass and that is why it was made into a meme. but by all means if it is an actual problem then i’m pretty concerned as to why that’s a problem that the homeowner has to solve themselves.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Oh yeah!  [rubs hands together] Story time.

So:  Pigs are not native to the Americas, but were brought over from Europe during the initial period of colonization, as livestock.  Many of these pigs escaped, and found an environment wherein the native predators weren’t really prepared to deal with them, and went hog wild (as is, I’m sure you can imagine, their wont). 

All individuals of the porcine race, even domestic pigs, are frighteningly intelligent social animals who are voracious omnivores and perpetually horny, and it doesn’t take very long at all for an emancipated pig to remember its roots and go feral, so wild hogs will absolutely dominate any ecosystem they come into and out-forage, out-fight, and outbreed the native fauna while shredding the native flora.  In addition to being uncannily intelligent, they’re also super territorial and they can and will gang up on you and wreck your shit if they percieve you as being on “their” turf.  Children, pets, livestock, etc. all live in terror of The Porcine Menace.

And the reason why it’s something that homeowners have to be concerned about how to deal with on their own is because of just how e n o r m o u s the problem is.  As of last February according to the USDA’s census, the distribution of breeding populations of invasive feral hogs in the US looks like this:

[elisamaza]

jesus my county is purple too. so are you saying that the problem is so enormous that, even if the cities/counties are intervening, it’s not enough? why…have i not heard about this

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I honestly haven’t a damned clue why people don’t know about this; I wasn’t even aware that people didn’t know about it until this became a meme a couple days ago. We had assemblies about it in elementary school.

[elisamaza]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

One thing that just adds to the surrealness of all this is that dude in the tweet up there actually makes kind of a good point, it’s just worded in the absolute worst possible way.  “I need to keep a ranch rifle on hand due to the infestation of aggressive invasive omnivores in my area, and many proposed ‘assault weapon bans’ would include ranch rifles” is a totally valid point.  Dude just tried to say it in CHUDese instead of English.

[kayas-wife]

Which, probably because that’s the normal dialect* he uses

*I don’t think that dialect is the right word, but I cant think of what that word might be so we are stuck with it

[prismatic-bell]

I don’t eat pork because Jewish, but all I can think of is “and with all this free meat running around, there are no programs for humane trap and slaughter?” Test the meat to be sure it’s not diseased, donate to local food banks. Lower pig population and also feed the poor actual fresh meat instead of canned garbage.

[bo3thiah]

They won’t take it. Most don’t want it, it’s been tried before in a lot of areas.

[omghotmemes]

Hello old friend [OC]

[advanced-procrastination]

Like… we warned them. Business people warned them. You spread the market too thin, the public will find an alternative. When everything was on one or two streaming sites, it was good. But now that everybody wants in on the streaming cash cow, ain’t no cash in it because everyone’s saying “you know where I can get all these shows without paying twelve different subscription fees? Putlocker”

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Hoist, the jolly roger, ye scurvy maties.

[liquidstar]

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

[liquidstar]

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

[liquidstar]

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

You deadass?

[mjalti]

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[chickenfarmersan]

[ps1]

[pettydavis]

i literally cannot look at this gif without thinking about the person who got caught out sending themselves an anon so he could be like TRIGGERED MUCH LUL

[alexander]

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

[bo3thiah]

I honestly think jokes like this are funny by why can’t they just own nice truck without getting shit on constantly?

[aenslem]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

[koholint]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Visual storytelling.

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[bo3thiah]

Juul pod memes?

[finding-fandom]

New head canon that there is a spiderverse where this dude is actually spiderman

[ely-the-hedgehog]

bold of you to assume it isnt our universe