following every offical blog since 2025

shut up ☝️ I had the idea before I knew about helpmemiku

[state-of-utah-offical]

Trans Rights :D

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[cruzfucker]

[no-one-offical]

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[offical-follower-offical]

yoo i also do the same thing as ur username

ok

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/ooc hi this is my second offical blog because honestly why not

my first was @reminders-offical so check that out because that intro post also applies to this blog

basic dni’s, mod pronouns are he/him but blog pronouns can be whatever you feel like, mod is a minor, etc

this was mainly made because im obsessed with spamton’s manner of speaking and i felt like itd be fun to do that too :3

oh yeah my tags

commercial airs - me speaking

commercial recall - me speaking out of character

commercial suggestions - me responding to asks

commercial reblogs - me reblogging a post or interacting with other officals

so yeah youre welcome to send me whatever you want, stuff like product pitches (things for me to make commercials of)... among other things i cant think of

i heard that officals tag other officals to get known so ill do that

sorry for anyone who didnt want to be tagged 💔

@satans-mum-offical @cool-guy-offical @laciffo-natas @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @who-offical @narrator-guy-offical @notebook-official @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hallucinations-offical @evil-neutral-offical @emo-spongeboy-offical @egg-offical @existence-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rockin-robin-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @the-caretaker-offical @the-fake-id-official @thefogiscoming-offical @fox-offical @man-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mold-offical @monosodium-glutamate-official @da-police-offical @dying-pen-offical @dominos-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @gacha-life-offical @gaslamp-offical

[offical-follower-offical]

close enough welcome back Spamton

[offical-follower-offical]

have u ever followed urself as ur a offical blog too?

I can't

[ireland-offical]

Satan-offical a santa baby christmas parody

Satan-Offical, just slip a post under the tree for me

Been an awful good blog

Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Satan-offical, I want a follow back, from you

I'll wait up for you, dear

Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of blogs we haven't seen

Next year I could be just as good

If you check off my Christmas list

Satan-offical, I want a reblog and really that's not a lot

Been an good offical all year

Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Satan-offical, one little thing I really need

The deed to popular blog

Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Satan-offical, and fill my stocking with the reblogs and notes

Sign away your soul on the line

Satan-offical,hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and up my my followers

With some blogs part of the officalverse

I really do believe in you

Let's see if you believe in me

Satan-offical, forgot to mention one little thing

A follow, I do mean from anyone

Satan-offical, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry, tonight

(P.s, I made this at midnight, I was bored.)

Tags

@offical-verse-games-offical @satan-offical @britain-offical @offical-wikipedia @man-offical @woman-offical @child-offical @offical-offical @king-of-oreo @crime-offical @france-offical @organ-harvest-coordinator @god-offical @jesus-offical @evil-spotify-offical @lemonade-offical @evil-lemonade-offical

Guys tag more offical blogs pls, we need to get this out

[sok-offical]

=3

sok tags all officals sok (and sok blog's owner) knows =D

@insaniac-offical @pond-scum-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @towel-offical @do--not--you-dare (sok thinks) @existing-offical @goblin-offical @eraser-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @horror-movie-offical @onion-opinions-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical

[horror-movie-offical]

wow ai could not do this

@i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @strawberry-offical @laciffo-natas @offical-follower-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @nithral-offical

[offical-follower-offical]

Ok bye again. Hope to be back sooner next time but we'll see

[king-of-oreo]

Ok imma pin a post explaining the situation

This blog was deleted out of the blue

My vent blog wasn’t but I couldn’t log in bc it uses the same email and it wouldn’t let me log in

I sent a complaint to tumblr

I didn’t get an email back but somehow my account is restored

[offical-follower-offical]

All thank the mighty Tumblr gods 🙏

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

Since when were you in the officalverse.

i just joined 2 seconds ago

[offical-follower-offical]

You are the youngest person ever

[offical-follower-offical]

Get @/love-offical and @/hate-offical confused can't separate the two or whatever the line was

[funny-comments-offical]

Hi can I sell you my soul ☝️

For how much?

[queer-offical]

I'll pay 2000 for @lemon-emoji-offical soul

[lemon-emoji-gone-woke]

Sold

[rivulet-offical]

The OFFICAL Rivulet!!

Hi!!! It's me, the REAL Rivulet!! From hit game Rain World Downpour!!

Run by a Rivulet introject :3 main acc @ttridentialsovereignty

Names: Revi, Rivulet, Sunfish

Pronouns: she/he/hym/they/it (there's so many more XP

We are a MINOR!!! DON'T be weird!!

No DNIs besides anti-endos, we block freely

We also run @list-maker-offical and @lemon-emoji-offical !!

Silly goofy tag system!!!

#ribby arts rbing rain world arts

#sillyposting officalverse posts idk

(not my art) (dunno who to cred) (XP)

[offical-follower-offical]

Oh hey someone in my brain is actually competent at making intro posts. Huh I forgot about that

[an-rat-offical]

I will steel eveyons C HE E SE

[offical-follower-offical]

Sighs. @chonny-jash-ref-offical when I get back to main

[queer-offical]

"neo" means new, so if there are neopronouns there should also be paleopronouns

[offical-follower-offical]

Pretty sure those exist

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[evilpineapple-offical]

theres both @nobody-offical and @odysseus--offical and it’s very confusing

[onion-opinions-offical]

@nobody-offical @odysseus--offical

[evil-neutral-offical]

I HATE being neutral, I feel very strongly about my lack of affection for the concept of neutrality.

[offical-follower-offical]

Wait theyre kind of real for that