ilivetohatemyself

I'm a piece of shit who lives for attention. Also the word aesthetic aesthetically moves me. Liberal af Love who you want,live how you want

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[theshitneyspears]

trump: dance

me: no

obama: dance and I’ll do a third term as president

me: 

[matayastaytrill]

Boyyyy

[celestearooni]

COME THRU BABY!

[5hahem]

I’m so happy somebody let their Black son live and be free like this 😭

[biologicalstepfather]

^^^

[dtla-sp]

WHERE IS THE FULL VIDEO

[navshanson]

@dickens-like-the-author

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi4g06Jalk

[oswednesday]

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

[conksucker-deactivated20120621]

when

[fahbulus]

taking selfies with my friends like

[lisabeam]

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

[iraffiruse]

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[square-enix]

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

[perseaphonie-deactivated2022091]

[l-indsey-deactivated20160131]

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

[thedustydecades]

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

[surprisebitch]

congrats to 1 million notes

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

How am I both of these people

[no-chill-at-all]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

*on an airplane*

*sticks my dick out the window n wacks it at 30,000 feet*

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

who was i

[dongboss]

ive done this and I got sucked into the turbine

[deadgrabs-blog]

The ultimate succ

[dongboss]

I died

[quacklemore]

Die Hard (1988)

[no-chill-at-all]

[shittyidea]

Leaving your bed in the morning

[animalrates]

[meanplastic]

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.