Sparkly Rainbow of Darkness

I would just like to point out that despite my URL, my name is NOT Bob and I am NOT an ostrich. I apologize for the confusion.

[theburialofstrawberries]

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

[anxietyproblem]

[grungegender-deactivated2020123]

self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

[imnotokaythanks]

I don't think, therefore I am not

[dogged-hot]

no thoughts head empty

[official-lucifers-child]

if i stay still enough, my brain might not see me

[bobtheostrich]

I haven’t been on tumblr in years but I’m having a major depressive episode and I miss the support I had from my friends here but I’m pretty sure they all have left and also forgot me so that’s about right… at least I can still cry into the void that is tumblr

[starredanise]

if i was producing an award winning tv show that satirized the true crime drama with high school vandalism i simply would not cancel it

[starredanise]

rip to netflix but im different

[whicheverwarrior]

The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

[raevenlywrites]

The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard

[bobtheostrich]

I haven’t been on tumblr in years but I’m having a major depressive episode and I miss the support I had from my friends here but I’m pretty sure they all have left and also forgot me so that’s about right... at least I can still cry into the void that is tumblr

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

so I’ve been thinking….. I don’t care

[bobtheostrich]

I feel like I can’t breathe and I’m not sure I want even want to

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

[northisnotup]

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

[relevantlyrambling]

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

[cyanideending]

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you 

@cupcakelirry 

[cyanideending]

Here ya go kids… all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, that’s probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.

Important notes:

- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,

- the end has a flash mob and a “commercial” for the Forest Cafe, 

- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?

–

@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this… at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.

I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.

On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.

This post was my most doubted of all.

And you came in………

with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.

I’ll never forget this.

We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.

[bobtheostrich]

It’s been almost 6 entire days without power so far, still no clue when we’ll get it back...it’s like 90 degrees outside. I want to die, I feel like I might.

[bobtheostrich]

I love my mom so much I feel so bad because she’s so upset that I’m not okay and she’s blaming herself but it’s not her fault

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[art-notart-blog]

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

[ichigotchipng]

[immolationiv]

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

[ichigotchipng]

um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

[tacomel420]

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

his name is balloony

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.