Body Salt Jones

Your a scrub

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Maybe don’t read the bit before the recipe, this guys just talking about all the sex he got from his raviolis

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The UCAS website is peak dark academia.

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Why does the saxophone line start below 100%

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You’ve heard of range rover, now get ready for mean, median and mode rover.

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Me when my phone is on 1%:

im part of the one percent

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Wench should be a gender neutral term. Anyone can and should be a wench.

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ha ha ha human meat burger

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Gothicc architecture

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To me, every song by The Mountain Goats sounds like it’s from a musical so any enjoyment is ruined as my brain tries to piece together a plot that doesn’t exist

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ferret celtic knot

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ethiccs

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I clap therefore I am

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ethiccs

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You know when you see a graph and you're like:

That's a pretty cool graph

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Whens the Ever Given gonna do a milkshake duck

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Body Salt Jones makes you thirsty

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Bongo salt jones