BogBodyBoy

Discover my mania [He/Him]

[bogbodyboy]

I don't actually have a piss kink and I honestly find urine nasty. I use this profile picture because it's so weird and jarring that you can't help but pay attention, just like me.

[bogbodyboy]

If I ran a bottom surgery clinic I would have a prop guillotine with a hole the circumference of a penis in the lobby as a joke.

[bogbodyboy]

What if Superman was a slut and the only part of his costume was the red part.

[bogbodyboy]

I was awarded a $3,300 scholarship and offered a full time job in the same day. This is the luckiest I have ever been.

[bogbodyboy]

Update: I got fired

[bogbodyboy]

Imagine having sex where you are being edged for so long that in the middle you both have to go take a lunch break.

[reactionimagesdaily]

[bogbodyboy]

Watching Drag Race right now and I just havr to say rhat Brooke Lynn Hights, Manila Luzon, and Sapphira Cristal are the only runner ups in the show that would earn a double crowning.

[bogbodyboy]

I just need to post this twice; Joel McHale come to Philly so you can fuck me!

[bogbodyboy]

Joel McHale can fuck me until my rectum bleeds. And I'm a top!

[segamascott]

[bogbodyboy]

I am no longer in to horror movies; real life is bad enough.

[nevereacheaven]

[bogbodyboy]

I was awarded a $3,300 scholarship and offered a full time job in the same day. This is the luckiest I have ever been.

[xeppeli]

[posting-disliker]

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[xeppeli]

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[bogbodyboy]

How it feels to have eczema

[bogbodyboy]

Rorschach tests are bullshit. They keep showing you pictures that are obviously silhouettes of men fucking and then when you point that out they say *you're* the weird one.

[afloweroutofstone]

>landlord of my building changes >new online portal for paying rent >required to set up an account with Bilt Inc. >Bilt will add $10 a month to my rent if I pay it using my debit card >look for ways to avoid this fee by paying directly through my bank account >required to set up an extra account with Plaid Inc. >Plaid demands the password to my bank account (!!!!!!!) to connect, after which their terms of service will allow them to monitor all of my financial activity and sell that data to the highest bidder >look for a way to set up my account through a regular ACH process without taking this massive security risk >download the Bilt app on my phone because it's the only way to directly contact their help desk >realize that the Bilt app has an ACH option for connecting my bank account that is available on the app but completely unavailable on their web portal (illegal?) >finally enter my routing and account numbers like a normal human being >app still tries to redirect me towards giving away my bank account password >avoid this again >Congratulations! Your account has been set up! >doomed to a future of both email and physical mail spam from Bilt trying to pressure me into a Bilt Rewards credit card that allows me to earn 4% of my spending back in Bilt Cash that can be redeemed at qualifying establishments, terms and conditions apply >this is considered an efficient mechanism for transferring money between two accounts

Nuke the entire financial industry.