the guilt parade

well, balls. (blah blah these insipid thoughts and dog gifs and bouts of profanity are my own and I'd rather not claim them but they obviously do not reflect the views of my employers again OBVIOUSLY), boggle-.tumblr.com/ask

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I am, however, confused by all the tumblr-branded shoelace ads. Who are these for.

[leninthesixth]

people on twitter are like "lmao i bet tumblr users are so mad about 'twitter refugees' i saw someone saying its gentrification" while tumblr users are collectively writing something i can only describe as an epistolary screenplay

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It’s a tip-top tier pasta shape, to be very clear, but I’m also convinced my fellow elder millennials like bucatini so much because it reminds us of Chef Boyardee beefaroni.

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This popped up on FB today. 11 years ago! The original OPP gang.

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Idk guys, but hi hey hello, how are you. ‘Tired of birds’ has a whole new meaning.

[hikergirl]

(h/t @yrfriendliz)

[boggle-]

Doritos still taste good even if you're NOT stoned. Fun fact.

[thecasaofjulesie2]

GQ Encyclopedia of Matt Damon, his Bourne co-star Julia Stiles begins to tell the story of their encounter with Prince:

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Was trying to make a $50 payment towards the ever present medical bills and accidentally paid $500, how are YOU doing?

[15milestation-deactivated202509]

The “Loving” trailer has arrived.  You may need your hankies…..

[valsdas]

@communistcoppola !!

[cundtcake]

#ascend ruth #ascenddd

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1) RUUUTH

2) Nick Kroll??!

[finesseiv-blog]

Visit Original Link

[kittyit]

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[poegostick-blog]

[hikergirl]

@boggle-

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YAAASSSS @agoodstart

[thekelvinator]

[stanlovespeggy-deactivated20221]

I’m going to reblog this every year.

[jscottwilson]

Title

Your text here

[onceuponmrswhit]

Reblog plus comment

[goingtohavetosaveyourself]

Reblog with reaction GIF

[tarpo]

Reblog missing the point entirely and making it all about some wrong done to the reblogger

[therealduckandpenguin-deactivat]

Reference to last month’s forgotten meme intended as an ironic eyeroll

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Rant about how everything has to be so meta nowadays.

[boggle-]

Tag yourself, I’m ‘missing the point entirely’.

[ninapedia]

Thick hair gothic

The pillow is wet when you wake up. Your hair is still drying. It’s always drying. You washed it 3 days ago and need to wash it again soon. It’s still drying.

All the hair balls in your room seemed to have moved into one corner on their own. You don’t know where they’ve come from or how they keep growing. They feed on each other. Soon it’ll be too big for you to escape.

You comb your fingers through your hair only to pull out a clump of hair. You do it again and another clump comes with it. You do this several times with the same result, but the number of hairs on your head is both constant and infinite. 

“At least I’ll be warm in the winter.” You reassure yourself as the sun beats down on your head. Your scalp is melting off, every journey outside is a mistake. The winter will never come.