my Fucking Diary

Hag - 24 - they/them - pan/poly here for a good, long time

[puppygirldick]

Lets fight with claymores and our shirts off

[kitsuneheart]

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[dollbandcry]

[roshi-the-master-hand]

[southernstoner420]

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

[woodmeat]

she from chicago

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[ily-a]

I will shower now, okay?

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 | Olympians

[russianblush]

tummy touching (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[gokusclit]

I wanna nut in this lady so bad but I just got this stupid fucking vagina

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[judilyart]

happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

art prints of these here

[valtsv]

i love it when someone wearing a helmet is breathing fast and heavy and the condensation keeps fogging up the interior and the enclosed space amplifies the sound it's like a striptease to me

[valtsv]

[lying maliciously] the helmet stays on during sex. for uh. protection. from. um.

[valtsv]

[thinking fast] i mean they don't call it "fucking your brains out" for nothing

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[lamignonette]

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face