Should I Be Offended?

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Sasha | She/Her | 28 | ♐ | Resident Monster Fucker

[uququ]

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[dingoskidneys]

Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[adhd-vibes]

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

[adhd-vibes]

my benevolent puppeteers

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[blackdow]

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Being in a group chat with a bunch of mentally ill girls who suck at taking care of ourselves is really funny. We’ll constantly be giving each other advice like “hey you should probably eat something” “have you taken your meds today?” “if you’re not feeling well maybe you should get some sleep” and stuff like that and then none of us have the self awareness and self respect to take the advice we give each other until we we hear it from someone else

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

in heaven, each one feeds the girlie next to her

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

Allegory of the long spoons - Wikipedia

Allegory of the long spoons - Wikipedia

[dogdykeafternoon]

this part of the wikipedia page is really important to me

[official-kircheis]

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

[sigmaleph]

you mean to tell me you've never been to orthoguay?

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[desolationlesbian]

her shows

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[postergirlfornothing]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]