Unabashed.

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[ironwoman359]

this is sound design at its finest

[depsidase]

[stellophia]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[4444555666777888999]

I love saying “there’s no way to know.” about things where there’s a way to know

[iamalivenow]

say what you want about buzzfeed unsolved but lets be honest with ourselves, the theory that shane is a demon and that’s why they never see any real supernatural bullshit is so much funnier then ghosts just not being real

[hazzardcountysheriffsoffice]

omg girl good news! ive escaped my enclosure and am on my way to your house <3 :)

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

[outofcontext-comics]

You like to SMASH

[twerkyvulture]

dude’s arm is looking like the windows 95 screensaver

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

[occasionalmadness]

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

[sandandglass]

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

[kirstenelizabethh]

Oh I love her

[pentecost]

recipe blogs are so exhausting. please dont say words at me just let me make my food in peace

[ate-god]

Feminine ravioli texture that’s my new gender

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You’ll need to stock up on butter so your subtlety isn’t overwhelmed

[aiiaiiiyo]

[kyloren]

teenage us were braver than any US Marine

[foulserpent]