king of bad one liners

the most...something? (he/they) on the market

[boiintheback]

fine, i guess i'll make a new pin like some kind of. "normal" person :(

- name: Aster

- 17, bisexual demiboy

- having way too much fun with text colors

- United States, unfortunately :(

Main Fandoms

Pokémon (mostly Showdown/Champions) (favorite: Ogerpon)

Genshin Impact (favorite: Furina)

Deltarune (favorite: Kris)

Other Fandoms

OMORI

Slime Rancher

TADC

DDLC

PPPIDWTBAMG (is that how you abbreviate it?)

Music

- no contest, i love white girl pop LMAO

Artists

Penelope Scott (see userbox)

Sabrina Carpenter (yep)

Linkin Park (not WGP but whatev man)

All Time Low

userbox dump time

userbox credits (if you could help me credit the rest i'd really appreciate it, i've had most of these for a while and forgot where i got them)

@silentpinks - binary code (ironically being used by an enby)

@mang0smoothie - annoying abt fandoms (yeah)

@system-box - piracy isn't theft (in general)

@respiratory--system - text size (idk it made me laugh)

[boiintheback]

HOLY SHIT

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[anexperimentallife]

[squigglinmywaydowntown]

Queerplatonic attraction is so bizarre like wdym I want to fall asleep on your shoulder and I smile every time I think of you and I want to embrace you and kiss you on the cheek and I genuinely love you so much and labeling it as romantic doesn’t seem right, yet labeling it as regular platonic attraction doesn’t seem like enough

What to do

[nightmare-does-shit]

"thank you penelope scott!!!" we all say in unison

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[obelisart]

You don't have to break up with your parents. You can just ghost them.

[parentless-suggestions]

It’s getting so hard to be here. My mom is a microaggressive perfectionist, I’m never good enough. She’s so controlling and obsessive, it’s like I’ll never have a voice. My dad is this racist, homophobic man who tells me that I’m lucky that he doesn’t beat me, that he wants to. My sister mocks and belittles me constantly, making me afraid to open my mouth around her. My brother hurts me and I’m scared to be near him. I hide in my room all day. I can’t afford to move out. Some days I wanna die.

[turing-tested]

why didnt you call the cops or cps?

how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house when i was at school. when i got home, my step father was waiting on the couch, and told me who visited him that day. he told me if i ever snitched again he would beat me to within an inch of my life.

how about this: my mother locked me out of the house when i was 14 and when i cried so loud the neighbors called the cops, the cop told me i should have been respectful of my mother who was trying to sleep.

how about this. the demon you know is less scary than the demon you don’t.

children in abused households are raised to fear the idea of being taken away. children in abusive households see that help makes things worse.

dont you ever blame an abuse victim for not going to the authorities.

[turing-tested]

yes this okay to reblog!

[autisticharrywells]

Also, a lot of abused children don’t realize that they’re being abused or the extent of the abuse. It’s their normal. Their minds are formed by their experiences and if all they’ve known is one existence it can be difficult to recognize that it’s wrong

[labelleizzy]

It can be difficult to realize that “better” even exists. This is part of why fiction can be life-saving. If you can read stories about happy families, loving families, sometimes you can hang on long enough to find or build a loving family for yourself.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[venomouslilith]

@staff

[dandelionsresilience]

Submit a complaint, like we did with the reblogs update. probably won’t be as effective since they’re trying to comply in advance with legal bullshit that they take more seriously than the privacy of their users, but still.

Scroll the reblogs on the announcement for good points to raise. If nothing else, according to Tumblr’s own policy you have to be 13 years old to make an account, so any account that was made more than 5 years ago must be at least 18 years of age or is already breaking policy, thereby making it not Tumblr’s problem.

and please for the love of fuck don’t give them your ID.

For now, it looks like if you don’t hand over your identity, you’ll just be locked out of “mature” posts (which include paintings of fruit, but not sexually explicit ads, even though actual human-made porn isn’t allowed at all regardless of content tag). Worst case, you will be okay without tumblr. Believe me, I don’t want to leave either, but I will if the alternative requires me to doxx myself

[saintishluke]

[boiintheback]

AI'm walkin 'ere