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Max, 29, proud stone butch, they/them, taken by @komekoro / @highfemmedear, 18+ no age/ cis men/ TERFs are blocked

[digitaldiscipline]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I’m brushing Leeloo I will sometimes do something I think of as “making Tyr’s bargain.”

For those who don’t know Tyr was a Norse god who was friends with Fenrir. When the gods realized Fenrir was gonna be part of Ragnorok they were like yo Tyr help us trick Fenrir into being bound. Tyr loved Fenrir but didn’t want the world to end so he went yo Fenrir can we put this cool leash on you? And Fenrir was like bro I love you but this seems shady. If it’s really cool stick your hand in my mouth and I will straight up bite it off if I don’t like what happens. Spoiler alert, he didn’t like it.

Leeloo loves getting brushies except on her tummy and butt where she needs it most. So I’ll give her my hand to lick when I’m brushing those areas. And when I brush too hard she bites the shit out of me and I think ah yes, this is fair. Tyr’s bargain has been struck.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I cannot stress enough that Leeloo is in fact a cat. Maybe this is a double standard of pet parenting but I would absolutely never make Tyr’s bargain with a dog.

[ironic-et]

I have a theory

[systlin]

So, at work, we got an Amazon delivery yesterday. The delivery driver dropped their driver's license in the parking lot and we found it after she left, and I was like. Okay, I will look her up and call her to let her know where it is. Couldn't find a phone number, okay, most people use cell numbers. Maybe I can find her on facebook, no facebook, you know what good for you lady.

No problem. I will call the local Amazon distribution warehouse to let them know that the delivery driver who delivered to us at 10 AM dropped her license and it is safe she can come get it.

Eight hours of trying off and on and now on the next day, I have determined that attempting to talk to a real fucking person who gives a shit there is less possible than an actual fucking unicorn appearing in our parking lot and taking me on a magical adventure. If I am directed to an AI customer service agent one more time I am going to SCREAM.

I'm going to just mail it to her but rn screaming crying throwing up I JUST WANT TO GET THIS LADY HER LICENSE BACK.

[techdragon59]

I work at Amazon and it’s getting bad there with AI and HR. Last year they were actively reducing HR and asked management to direct people to the AI HR when possible. There is no longer HR on weekends and nights longer has coverage after 2/3 am. Last month they also directed that all HR will be helping cover up to 3 other building as well. They have definitely been directly targeting them across the board to see what they can get away with.

[systlin]

Literally made this post because I was so horrified at the attempt to interact with a human being agressively rebuffed by the automated system again and again and just steered relentlessly to their stupid AI customer service that just wants to ask if I need any help with items in my recent order and nothing else. (I DON'T HAVE A RECENT ORDER DAMMIT)

Tried HR and just got an AI bot too, and gave up. I never even actually managed to speak to a human. Absolutely horrible experience, and anyone who has to deal with that daily for a paycheck to keep bills paid has my sympathy.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[no-atheists-in-fckstles]

Vex’ahlia de Rolo how does it feel to be the most underrated Critical Role PC?

“We don’t do anything with dignity.” AN ALL-TIMER.

She drives so many iconic and poetic moments despite fitting less neatly into a flashy archetype than other, more popular PCs do (especially within her own party.) She contributes a boatload to the group dynamic and other PCs’ character arcs while shining on her own. As much as I love Jester, my girl Vex deserves the same volume of praise, and it makes me sad that she doesn’t get it even among people who like VM equally to if not more than M9.

[sparrowsocks]

Xhorhasians cooking up bug dinner and gardening while their empire partners are busy getting in back alley brawls and wizard torture politics.

[distant--shadow]

take one for the team

[thatchmanger]

I would love to personally thank whoever it was who decided to put Beau in a backless dress

[kpdh-daily]

HUNTR/X'S Spotify Wrapped message

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[teaboot]

another victim of Spiders Georg 😔💔

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[aetherograph]

Media for children used to have sensuality--not just fear, but also a sort of fleshiness, a wide breadth of sensations. There was weird surreal stuff that may have been Nightmare Fuel or may have been Fetish Fuel, depending on who was watching it. Women had boobs and jiggly parts, not just smooth barbie doll curves. Bad things happened. Scary things happened. WEIRD things happened. People got tied up, or fell in goop, or transformed into animals, or blew up like a balloon, or a thousand other things that, once the mainstream became aware could be someone's fetish (despite none of that being inherently sexual--the whole point of a fetish is that it's having sexual feelings for something that isn't sex), they freaked 0ut and stopped including. Which severely hampered the story and made it boring and empty of humanity. Humans are made of meat. Art needs to be made of meat also.

The puritanical panic will and has destroyed art. Until you let the fuck go of it, you won't make good art. We are in a second Victorian era where all stories have to have a Moral Lesson and it's fucked up. Let art be for arts sake. Stop with this fash bullshit.

[midnigtartist]

[elbiotipo]

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

[elbiotipo]

"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.

Cut the head, just ban advertising.

[elbiotipo]

Why Don’t We Just Ban Targeted Advertising?

From protecting privacy to saving the free press, it may be the single best way to fix the internet.

[crazy-pages]

Local advertisting in limited quantities: Necessary, useful.

Deliberate production of informative content designed for spread by word of mouth (like video game teasers): Fine, useful, spreads based on actual appeal.

Submitting products to actually neutral and regulated third parties who evaluate product quality in hopes a product will be elevated and recommended as good: Very useful, noble even.

Branding, targeted advertisements, paying influencers, blanket saturation of every available space in ads: Fucking hell.

[were--ralph]

REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR BALLS

[fuqer]

[Image Description: Testicular Self Exam from the Testicular Cancer Awareness Foundation. Each point is accompanied by an image of the corresponding action.

1. cup one testicle at a time using both hands, best performed during or after a warm bath or shower

2. examine by rolling the testicle between thumb and fingers, use slight pressure

3. familiarize yourself with the spermatic cord and epididymis, tube like structures that connect on the back side of each testicle

4. feel for lumps, change in size or irregularities, it is normal for one testis to be slightly larger than the other

End image description. ]

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[were--ralph]

Also check Your Tiddies!

[certifiedsexed]

[ID: Breast Self Exam graphic. Each point is accompanied by an image of the corresponding action. The points read:

"Once A Month, 2-3 Days After Periods", "Examine Breast And Armpit With Raised Arm", "Use Fingerpads With Massage Oil Or Shower Gel", "Up And Down", "Wedges", "Circles", "Examine Breast In The Mirror For Lumps Or Skin Dimpling", "...Change In Skin Color Or Texture", "...Nipple Deformation, Color Change Or Leaks Of Any Fluids".]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[wonderwomemes]

!!!