Unabashedly Fluff-addicted + Dash of NSFW

(current obsessionS: Garashir 😩, Spirk, Destiel, Dream Husbands) Feel like I need to say Minors DNI and please make me aware if I've followed you and you are younger than 18. About me: 45 (my bones are tired), Christian American cishet female who is here to feed an addiction for a massive list of ever-changing OTPs to include the following - Dreamling, Grimm mixnmatch of Nick Burkhardt, Sean Renard, and Monroe, Hank Griffin/Monroe (THEY HAVE FANFIC!!), Lokius, Geraskier, dream husbands - Arthur/Eames!! Tuckington, SHASSIE, RayK and Benton Fraser, EndeBryn (Morse/Max), Robbie Lewis/James Hathaway, Stuart/Vince, HyneQuinn, Symbrock, Spirk, Valoris, Destiel, MCU grabbag, Ineffable Husbands, Johnlock, Shyan, Standrew, Stony, Thorki, Pacho, Tibbs, Fitzier, Cropson, Joplittle pretty much The Terror grabbag andandandand.... *timed out*

[rose-foods]

(Delusional) you know there is something deeply erotic about the pull string on a bus that requests it to stop

[maja-paja]

pleeeaaaase dont bring back normal porn

[gin-juice-tonic]

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

[purr-in-ink]

[extravagav]

Merry Christmas and a happy new year @tetchy-frog !! I was your secret Saito hello 🙋‍♀️

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I had fun writing this but I'm sorry for where I took this prompt abbfhcbs anyways I hope you had a lovely christmas and have a happy new year 🥳🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[inceptionkitties]

Happy new year to us, it’s an INCEPTIONKITTY fic!!!

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

[processintegrated]

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Happy Last Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[fivestarcunt]

I genuinely believe this says more than any personality test

Where are you in your sibling birth order

Only child

Oldest of 2

Youngest of 2

Oldest of 3

Middle of 3

Youngest of 3

Oldest of 4+

Middle of 4+

Youngest of 4+

Voting ended onJan 4

[queer-as-city-folk]

most erotic bug

spider

bee

ladybug

butterfly

fly

mantis

worm

cicada

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

[bepenikki]

[boisinberryjamarama]

I need to put this somewhere and I am writing in my notebook journal thing. But for some reason I need to feel like someone else knows it too. I have friends who would understand, but it just seems wrong to continue to dump this kind of thing on them during the holidays and at a time too where they may very well be dealing with their own struggles and strife. And I'm also just sick of pumping negativity into my friendships. I am soul-crushingly miserable and so tired from it. I'm with my mother and my sister for the holiday and it's gone as I would often expect. Only worse now bc one is a Trumper and the other is violently not and I'm stuck in between (FDT just for the record) but we've been living this farce together for a while now trying to remember our family love and hang onto that and it's so fucking toxic at this point. And I'm trying to let my brain and heart process that what's happening is that I'm essentially grieving the living death of my family unit. Because barring a miracle, we don't come back from this. I know tons of others have already gone through this kind of thing and probably more quickly and cleanly than we have. For me, because I love them both, it's going to be equally miserable before or after the fallout. There will be a battle between them today - over f.cking phones and phone plan choices of all things - that may be the last straw for them. And all I want to do is get in my car with my dogs - one of whom is basically in her last days now and all I want rn is to focus on her and loving her - and go home. Or just shrink as small as I can til I finally just disappear. We fought yesterday and it was ugly. Found a really crappy compromise after we started speaking again, and wrapped up the day with 2 of us thinking that things might be ok today. My mother was having other thoughts and knew otherwise already and was thinking about it all night. It doesn't help that she is sick from some bug the rest of our extended family brought to her house. She can usually be strong in the face of my sister's rage and violent reactions but sometimes it's too much and she crumples. And she absolutely will now that she's sick and feeling vulnerable. She's also the Trumper and some of the ridiculous b.s. she buys into and believes is what can trigger my sister. Not going into detail but both of them are right and both of them are wrong to some extent about this phone nonsense. They wanted to do a family plan 5 yrs ago and I was viciously opposed bc the few bucks we'd save wasn't worth the mental anguish I knew it could bring to be tied to each other that way. It hasn't been as bad as I expected except now we need to make changes and this is the kind of thing they make a war of. My sister can be nuclear passionate about some of the stupidest things, my mother can be idiot stubborn about similar stupid things. What's left for me is to make the quietest, smallest, least problematic choices or none at all to try to keep the peace. And it usually fails anyway.

[whitefireprincess]

[edgebug]

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

[moonauu]

He late for work

[just-a-random-dungeon-master]

how many words did you write on ao3 this year but scaled more normally

0 words / not a writer

1-999 words

1k-4,999 words

5k-19,999 words

20k-49,999 words

50k-99,999 words

100k-199,999 words

200k-399,999 words

400k-1 mil words

Over 1 million words

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

(No hate to the original, this is just more realistic to most writers I know! They’re both good tho. Would appreciate rbs for sample size)

[gettingbyi]

FXXK ME OR THE WORLD (SAMQ | Akram & Carl)

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.