My Affluence Makes Nonsense of the Regulations

my names mitchell and stuff

[bolagua]

IMPORTANT

pissing out my ass

[ruinedchildhood]

[sleepdealer100]

Can you remove memories of tapir?

This question confuses me. The short answer is yes, the long answer is, what do you mean? The concept of tapirs? Of a specific tapirs? Of all tapirs? A specific memory of a tapir? Regardless, yes I can. 

[sandsvendor100]

Let That Who Would Not Speak My Name Come Forth And Utter It Fearlessly, For I Do Not Punish The Brave.

Let That Who Would Unmake Me Come Forth And Become Educated, For I Do Not Reject The Ignorant.

Let The Slumberer Become Known, And Let The Tree Grow Beneath Him And The Leaves Fill His Mouth, For Good Fortune Will Come To Those Who Yield To Me.

[sleepdealer100]

Hello! It’s nice to meet you, who are you? (c:

[sandsvendor100]

Seymour Babyboy, The Tapir, King Of These Sands, King Of This Sphere, King Of The World, King Of Kings And Baby Of Babys, Demiurge And Tiny Creature, Lover Of Justice, Poet, War-Maker And Cosign-Shaper, Snout-Wiggling Rump-Slapper, Who Performs Pious Acts, Perfect Hero, Mighty Man, First Among All The Animals, The Powerful One Who Consumes The Insubmissive.

The Invisible Impulse Has Charged Me With My Duty And Has Made My Weapons Powerful. My Sight Extends From One Side Of A Cornerless Sphere To Another. My Rump Wiggles, Sending Shock-And-Waves To Another World, Which Gentle Creatures Interpret As A Word, Or A Meaning.

In Unnumbered Un-Years Of Life I Have Humbly Toiled, And A Honking-Nosed Creature Has Yielded To Me, And A Swimming Creature I Made To Disappear, And A Great Green Shape To Slumber And Wallow, And A Hairy Warrior I Outwitted. A Terrible Gray Mound Caused Half-Remembered Troubles And I Soundly Repelled It. I Have Done All Of These Things And More.

[sleepdealer100]

Well, hi there Seymour! You sound rightly accomplished. I welcome you to the Drowsy Zone! Would you like to make a deal? (c:

[sandsvendor100]

OK

[sleepdealer100]

My dear patron, Seymour! What would you like this fine night? Offer up to me something you own, like a memory for example, for in return I shall grant you an equal amount of sleep! Make me an offer, dearest customer. (c:

[sandsvendor100]

Caggbage Please…

[sleepdealer100]

Yessir!!!

[bolagua]

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[bestof4chan-lel]

[cardaughter]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[ruinedchildhood]

Migos Rapping a children’s book over the Bad & Boujee beat

[hypnotic-flow]

UNMUTE DIS

[jpieg]

excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS  ©

[castielsteenwolf]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD

[sandshrew13]

[britneyqueers]

I’ve had enough.

[g-jm]

My type of show. Lol

[wyleisha]

I knew abc was trying to revamp the muppets but damn

[boston-msaeachubaets]

@jessewilliamsofficial

[jessewilliamsofficial]

IT WRKS SO WELL

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

OH

MY

GOD

[sereza]

Bethesda presents: Fallout 4

[thebestoftumbling]

you okay there, buddy?

[drtanner-dickery]

WHAT

[catbountry]

I wasn’t sure what noise I was expecting but that was not it.

[effington]

That’s the best noise it could have ever been

[aloeviera]

Oh my goOOOOOOOOOD

[theinturnetexplorer]

First time for everything.

[mewiet]

The one of the dog meeting his new sister! He’s looking at her, sniffing her, “What an odd shaped pup you are.”

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

wheres the vine of the news reporter asking a dog a question and then putting the mic to his snout and then the dog makes sniffing noises

[funnyfecker]

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

thank you