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being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

#“7 years ago” “2019” whats all this then

ectonurites

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

dracusfyre

Blocked, flambeed, and unfollowed is pretty awesome tho

amwult

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

moth-amphetamine

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

lostmy-h3ad

wilson house md

allthingswhumpyandangsty

I talk about them all the time. the trick is to find someone you’re comfortable with or someone who’s also not normal about the character.

or you can just be unapologetically crazy.

weaver-z

hotsaucebear

britnxyspears

Burnie Sandals

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

hotsaucebear

Guess again

sickdogs

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

bernard-jackson

yossyislandd

you fucking suck at burger

zangoonse

mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

haaarpb

shirt store comic

daintyspeedwalk

guy that needed to get blasted with 70 citations of kris's pronouns to stop calling them a boy voice: "ummm using she/her for ralsei is literally misgendering? I thought you guys were progressive but I guess you just can't handle the world's Real most oppressed minority: cisgender feminine men"