((☆)) fullspectral alchemist ((☆))

((☆)) Me on my... way to steal... your matesprit.

[occultprisoner]

In which Demon harasses Hank again in order to get himself through the first step to recovery, in convenient gate form.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] began pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 18:36 --

  OP: ((★))MORTAL.

OP: ((★))I HAVE ROUSED MYSELF.

OP: ((★))WE MAY CONTINUE THE PROGRESSION TO THE GATE.

BB: Oh Hey D! LEt's get it done! Yeah!

OP: ((★))THAT IS A LOT OF SHOUTPOLLING.

BB: Well I'm cold. It's freezing! And I want to get through my gate too DX

OP: ((★))WHY DID YOU NOT DO SO ALREADY? THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT BELIEVE THERE IS AN ORDER TO ENTERING.

OP: ((★))I THINK. IT IS HARD TO SAY THIS FAR DOWN THE CHAIN.

BB: Well I want you to get there first! Then I can go, cause you know; your kinda dead, techincally whatever!

BB: Let's get this done so I can finally get back home and dry off!

OP: ((★))YOU ARE VERY NEEDY.

OP: ((★))BUT ALL RIGHT. THIS SHOULD NOT TAKE LONG.

OP: ((★))SHOULD YOU PERISH IN THE MEANTIME, KNOW THAT IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR OWN FAULT.

BB: I can't perish though!

BB: I'm immortal

OP: ((★))INCORRECT.

OP: ((★))IF YOU WERE IMMORTAL YOU WOULD BE A GREAT DEAL MORE INTELLIGENT.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE AS SQUISHY AS THE REST OF YOUR KIND, I CAN SAFELY PRESUME.

BB: I do have a great deal of intelligents though!

OP: ((★))YOU DO NOT SAY.

BB: I DO SAY

OP: ((★))PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME UPON YOUR "INTELLIGENTS".

BB: Did you know that if you combined mayonaise with ramen noodels

BB: it taste like sour cream

OP: ((★))THAT IS COMPLETELY REPULSIVE.

BB: It's pretty good!

BB: But nuff of that! Let's get you through the gate!

OP: ((★))I AM ALMOST AT THE ASCENT.

OP: ((★))AS YOU CAN VERY WELL SEE, I AM SURE.

OP: ((★))WAS THINNING THIS OUT AT THE TOP SO COMPLETELY NECESSARY?

OP: ((★))IF ONE OF THE FLYING DARK ONES APPROACHES, IT WILL BE DIFFICULT TO FEND THEM OFF.

BB: It was! Cause I know you can make it! after all you are a kamen rider!

OP: ((★))NO I AM NOT.

OP: ((★))CEASE.

BB: YOU ARE

OP: ((★))NOT.

OP: ((★))CORRECT. I AM NOT.

BB: YOU ARE THOOOUGH

OP: ((★))NO.

BB: YES

OP: ((★))NO.

BB: You even got a special move remember?

BB: D-EATER!

OP: ((★))INCORRECT.

OP: ((★))YOU INVENTED SUCH A MOVE.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT PERFORM SUCH.... GROTESQUE ACTIONS UPON ANY BEING.

BB: DUDE YOU DO

BB: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

OP: ((★))NO.

BB: YOU CAN

BB: Trust me D!

OP: ((★))I DO NOT DESIRE TO INGEST ANY D YOU CAN CONCIEVE.

OP: ((★))I WOULD PROBABLY SUFFER TERRIBLE INDIGESTION. NO.

BB: Duuuuuuuude relax I'm sure your D powers would be delicious!

OP: ((★))STOP TALKING.

BB: You ready to climb the top!

OP: ((★))YES.

OP: ((★))THIS SHALL TAKE BUT A MINUTE.

BB: okay tell me when you ready

OP: ((★))I'M READY NOW.

OP: ((★))JUST A BIT FURTHER, I WOULD PRESUME.

BB: Yeah! Just keep it up man I just need to make it reach a bit higher

OP: ((★))DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HURRY THIS UP?

BB: Only if you say pleaaaseee

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))VERY WELL.

OP: ((★))PLEASE HURRY YOUR FOOL MORTAL ASS UP.

OP: ((★))OR THE AGRIEL WILL PERISH.

BB: OKAY! 8D

BB: Come on D put them legs into it

BB: push it push it!

OP: ((★))THESE MEAT WADS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF SHIT. I AM PRESENTLY ALREADY UTILIZING THEM TO THEIR LIMITS.

BB: Don't give me that! Your a Kamen Rider! YOu can do it!

OP: ((★))STOP.

OP: ((★))CALLING.

OP: ((★))ME.

OP: ((★))THAT.

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))IT APPEARS I AM THROUGH.

BB: Who said you could do it again?

BB: Yeah I did

BB: Awe yeah son!

BB: Give me a high five

OP: ((★))I HAD NO DOUBTS THAT I COULD NOT.

OP: ((★))YOUR UNWARRANTED CONFIDENCE IS UNNECESSARY.

BB: Cause you are a Kamen Rider

OP: ((★))NO.

OP: ((★))AND NOW I AM LEAVING.

OP: ((★))FAREWELL.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 19:21 --

[occultprisoner]

Minion contacts the yellow mortal to ask why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch for information regarding the game, which somehow leads to a discussion of the feeding processes of satanic beings, among other things.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] began pestering fatalisticFortune [FF] at 16:29 --

OP: ((★))MORTAL.

OP: ((★))I HAVE AN INQUIRY, IF YOU WILL INDULGE ME.

FF: OH H! tHere demon.

FF: Sure, wHat !s !t?

OP: ((★))ARE YOU AWARE OF WHY MORTAL YOUNG ENJOY THE TASTE OF THE CEREAL OF CRUNCHY CINNAMON TOAST?

FF: Um.

OP: ((★))... OKAY THAT IS NOT MY TRUE INQUIRY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE GATHERED FURTHER INTELLIGENCE REGARDING THE GATES.

OP: ((★))THAT IS WHAT I WISHED TO ASK.

FF: Ok tHat doesn't really expla!n wHere tHe toast tH!ng came from!

FF: But ! do Have some !nformat!on altHougH ! don't know !f you've already been told or not

FF: ! mean presumably !'m not tHe only person to Have gone tHrougH tHe gate?

OP: ((★))IT WAS SOMETHING I ONCE OBSERVED WITHIN A TELEVISION COMMERCIAL. IT WAS ON A CHANNEL MY HOST FREQUENTLY OBSERVED.

OP: ((★))BUT YOU ARE THROUGH?

OP: ((★))WHAT IS IT LIKE? I HAVE HEARD LITTLE TO NOTHING REGARDING THE PASSAGE.

FF: YeaH! !t's taken me to anotHer part of my own land ! tH!nk?

FF: A k!nd of underground cavey place. THere are some rats Here but tHey're all asleep and ! can't wake tHem up.

OP: ((★))INTRIGUING. BUT PERHAPS THAT IS FOR THE BEST?

FF: ! took a look around and ! tH!nk !'ve found some more "gates", but !'m not sure wH!cH one to go tHrougH.

OP: ((★))THEY MAY PERHAPS BE ENEMIES. IT WOULD BE POOR FORM TO ENTER ONLY TO BE AMBUSHED.

OP: ((★))BUT IS THAT SO?

FF: PerHaps! AltHougH ! don't tH!nk tHe creatures !n tHe lands are dangerous usually.

OP: ((★))THE DARK ONES ARE. I PRESUME THEY ARE NOT AKIN TO THEIR KIND?

FF: THat's just based on wHat !'ve Heard tHougH ! don't know for sure.

FF: no! THey're a k!nd of orangey color.

OP: ((★))HM.

OP: ((★))WELL IF THEY GO ON THE OFFENSE UPON BEING WOKEN, KILL THEM.

OP: ((★))OTHERWISE, THERE IS LITTLE POINT IN PESTERING THEM.

FF: Ok, w!ll do!

FF: But ! tH!nk tHey must be Here for a reason! P!gmomspongespr!te seemed to tH!nk tHey m!gHt be !mportant.

FF: THougH !t was Hard to tell, sHe's so crypt!c now.

OP: ((★))HM. WELL, THE SPONGEMOTHER OF PIGS HAS NOT GIVEN PURPOSE FOR DOUBT YET.

OP: ((★))SHE IS LIKELY CORRECT.

OP: ((★))ALTHOUGH HOW THEY COULD BE IMPORTANT WHEN THEY INSIST ON SLEEPING SEEMS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. WHAT AN INANE GAME.

FF: Tell me about !t! !t !s sort of Hard to bel!eve tHat tH!s could be des!gned by tHe "gods" cons!der!ng How sH!tty !t's been so far.

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE GODLINESS DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL GOOD DESIGN SENSE.

OP: ((★))YOU MORTALS ARE LACKING IN SEVERAL DOZEN PARTS, AFTER ALL.

OP: ((★))I DO AGREE HOWEVER, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY SHITTY PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

FF: Well, we're not gods! ! always sort of assumed !f tHe gods were real tHey would Have a l!ttle more common sense.

FF: But ugH, ! suppose !t doesn't matter tHat mucH r!gHt now. How are you progress!ng?

OP: ((★))WELL ENOUGH, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCE. I HAVE ORDERED THE HANK-HUMAN TO CONSTRUCT A MEANS FOR ME TO ACCESS MY OWN GATE.

OP: ((★))I AM TAKING A BRIEF REST BEFORE CONTINUING MY CLIMB, AS IT IS A HORRIBLE CONSTRUCT.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER THIS ONE HAD THOUGHT IT A GOOD TIME TO LOOK INTO WHAT I MAY ENCOUNTER.

FF: WHy wHat d!d He do

OP: ((★))IT IS VASTLY TOO THIN AT THE TOP. I HAVE A FEELING IT MAY SNAP UNDER THE SLIGHEST STRAIN.

OP: ((★))I SHOULD HOPE I DO NOT ENCOUNTER THE DARK ONES UPON MY CONTINUED ASCENT.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE A MINOR ANNOYANCE.

FF: Hopefully tHey won't knock !t down tHemselves, !f !t looks tHat unstable.

FF: Be careful! ! know all about H!ves collaps!ng my ent!re floor !s bas!cally gone

OP: ((★))MY HOST'S ENTIRE "HIVE" COLLAPSED UNDER THE METEOR. THE CONSTRUCT WAS A SEPERATE CREATION.

FF: OH was tHat How He d!ed

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

FF: THat probably sHould Have been obv!ous but ! wasn't ent!rely sure

OP: ((★))HE COULD NOT BREAK HIS CRUXITE ARTIFACT, AND THUS RAN OUT OF TIME.

OP: ((★))I FOUND IT RATHER EASY IN THE AFTERMATH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE HAD SUCH DIFFICULTY.

FF: ! mean ! tHougHt tHere was always a cHance Hank just dropped sometH!ng on H!m He doesn't seem very competant

OP: ((★))NO HE IS NOT.

FF: ! dunno, maybe He doesn't Have superm demon strengH?

OP: ((★))HE HAD USED MY STRENGTH IN ORDER TO TRY AND BREAK IT INITIALLY.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, IT WOULD NOT SO MUCH AS FRACTURE.

OP: ((★))EVEN THE METEOR DID NOT AFFECT IT.

OP: ((★))IT WAS ONLY AFTER WHEN I WAS POSESSING THE CORPSE THAT I CHARGED IT AND RENDED IT IN TWO.

FF: We!rd.

FF: THe gett!ng-!n objects Have been pretty we!rd !n general tHougH?

FF: and! Had a super compl!cated box puzzle wH!lst all ! Had to do was open a book.

OP: ((★))THAT IS INDEED VERY PECULIAR.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS THERE IS A SIGNIFICANCE TO SUCH THINGS, HOWEVER, IT ALL SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME.

FF: Same Here, but tHen aga!n !'ve tHougH tHat about most tH!ngs !n tHe game so far.

FF: See: tHe Gods are !d!ots.

OP: ((★))LIKELY.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, IF THIS IS TRULY THEIR GAME, PERHAPS YOUR MORTAL BAND SHALL ENCOUNTER THEM.

FF: OH wow ! can't wa!t.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS YOU CAN CRITIQUE THEIR SHITTY GAME THEN?

FF: ! w!ll wr!te tHem a twelve page essay.

OP: ((★))LONGER. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE YOUR RIGHTEOUS FURY TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

OP: ((★))THIRTY AT MINIMUM.

FF: ! can probably manage tHat actually! HaHaHa.

OP: ((★))EXCELLENT.

FF: THougH !f ! try to wr!te for tHat long ! usually dev!ate form tHe top!c.

OP: ((★))THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. JUST REMEMBER TO RETURN YOUR RAMBLINGS TO THE MAIN TOPIC FOR YOUR CONCLUSION.

FF: Well yeaH tHat !s l!ke essya wr!t!ng BAS!CS.

OP: ((★))I WAS JUST RELATING WHAT I AM AWARE OF ON THE SUBJECT.

FF: ! m!gHt Have to wa!t unt!l we're furtHur tHrougH before ! can compla!n about everytH!ng !n full deta!l.

OP: ((★))AN ASTUTE PLAN.

OP: ((★))THIS ONE SHOULD LIKE TO READ THIS WHEN IT IS BROUGHT TO FRUITION.

FF: HaHa ! w!ll be sure to sHow !t to you.

FF: But ser!ously do you not know anytH!ng more about all tH!s tHan us? Aren't you centur!es old or sometH!ng

OP: ((★))I AM AN ANCIENT BEING, 'TIS TRUE.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I HAVE OBSERVED HOLES IN MY MEMORY AS OF LATE.

OP: ((★))I CAN RECALL VERY LITTLE OF EARLIER DAYS.

OP: ((★))IT IS MOST PECULIAR. I HAD FELT I HAD A FULL ACCOUNT PRIOR TO RECENT EVENTS...

FF: !s tHat just par for tHe course !f you're an anc!ent be!ng or...?

FF: OH r!gHt, so no. THat's odd!

OP: ((★))INDEED.

FF: TH!nk !t Has to do w!tH tHe game?]

OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE. PERHAPS? IT COULD HAVE ALSO BEEN THE DEATH OF MY HOST.

OP: ((★))IT IS FRUSTURATING, THOUGH I WILL HAVE TO MAKE DO.

OP: ((★))IRREGARDLESS, I DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE EVER WITNESSED THIS GAME WITHIN MY LIFETIME.

OP: ((★))ALL OF THIS FEELS NEW TO ME.

OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE IF THAT IS MERELY A GAP OR SIMPLY AN UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE, ALTHOUGH IT DOES NOT MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE.

FF: ! suppose not, but !t's !nterest!ng to tH!nk about.

FF: After all, !'ve never really met a demon centurues old before and !'m sort of cur!ous.

OP: ((★))MANY OF MY KIND ARE OF SUCH AN AGE, I BELIEVE. ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOT ENCOUNTERED MY ILK IN EONS.

FF: How many of you are tHere out tHere?

FF: Or were?? !s tHere a cHance any demons surv!ved

OP: ((★))I... AM UNSURE, GIVEN THAT EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE.

OP: ((★))THERE WERE MANY SPIRITS. BUT THEY WERE OF MORTAL ORIGIN.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, A CREATURE OF MY KIND... I HAVE NOT ENCOUNTERED ANOTHER FOR QUITE SOME TIME. I PRESUME THEY WERE OCCUPIED ELSEWHERE.

OP: ((★))I AM NOT SO DELUSIONAL AS TO BELIEVE MYSELF THE LAST.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS THEY EXIST STILL.

FF: Wa!t so gHost are real too?

OP: ((★))OF COURSE.

OP: ((★))YOU HAVE NOT ENCOUNTERED A SPIRIT OF YOUR KIND?

OP: ((★))THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, LIKE FLEAS.

OP: ((★))OR OTHER SIMILAR INSECTOID CREATURES.

FF: ! know a lot of trolls commun!cate w!tH tHe dead but ! always sort of tHougHt !t was faked

OP: ((★))AT TIMES, IT IS, YES.

FF: Well, a lot m!gHt be pusH!ng !t. THe odd lowblood.

OP: ((★))MANY FEIGN THE CAPACITY FOR SUCH. HOWEVER, IF THEY HAVE GENUINE CAUSE, WAYWARD SPIRITS ARE INCREDIBLY EASY TO DRAW IN.

OP: ((★))THEY MAKE FOR A TASTY SNACK.

FF: But Honestly "speak!ng to tHe sp!r!ts of tHe damned" always just sounds l!ke sucH bullsH!t you Have to adm!t

FF: You eat troll gHosts?

OP: ((★))I EAT THE SPIRITS OF ALL THINGS.

OP: ((★))ALTHOUGH MY HOST HAD BELIEVED I THRIVED UPON CONFECTIONARIES.

OP: ((★))THOSE WERE QUITE GOOD TOO.

FF: D!d you not eat gHost around H!m or d!d you eat tHem !n secret

OP: ((★))I DID NOT EAT AT ALL.

FF: OH so d!d you only feed tHrougH H!m?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE IN BULK ONCE EVERY THREE OF YOUR SWEEPS.

FF: WHat Happens tHen?

OP: ((★))IF I DO NOT EAT, OR IF I CHOOSE TO INGEST?

FF: WHat Happens wHen you need bulk sustenance?

FF: Wa!t, How long Have you and tHe Agr!el been attacHed Has tHat just not Happened yet

OP: ((★))I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HOST FOR NEARLY TWO SWEEPS.

OP: ((★))I HAD FED PRIOR TO THE BINDING, HOWEVER. YOU NEED NOT FEAR ME AT PRESENT.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, WHEN I DO REQUIRE SUSTENANCE, I SEEK OUT SLEEPING MORTALS AND FORCIBLY REMOVE THEIR SOULS THROUGH THEIR EYES.

OP: ((★))THEY ARE THE GATEWAY, AS YOU MAY PUT IT.

OP: ((★))WAYWARD SOULS ARE ACCEPTABLE TOO, BUT NOT NEARLY AS SATISFYING.

FF: OH wow tHat's sort of scary.

OP: ((★))YOU GET USED TO IT, I AM SURE.

OP: ((★))IF YOU OBSERVED IT OFTEN.

FF: But good to know we don't need to worry! Assum!ng we're not !n tHe game for sweeps.

OP: ((★))INDEED.

FF: Gods ! really Hope tHat !sn't tHe case.

OP: ((★))I AM CURIOUS OF THE LENGTH OF THIS GAME, HOWEVER.

OP: ((★))HOW LONG ARE WE MEANT TO REMAIN HERE?

FF: ! Hope !t's not TOO long term, !t sucks Here.

FF: But tHen aga!n, you can get used to anytH!ng.

FF: Maybe we could end up comfortable Here? WHo knows.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS. I WOULD RATHER NOT GET "COMFORTABLE" TO REMAINING WITHIN MY PRESENT LOCATION, HOWEVER.

OP: ((★))THE LIGHTING IS ACCEPTABLE. HOWEVER IT IS FAR TOO MOIST FOR MY LIKING.

FF: WHat's your land l!ke

OP: ((★))IT IS A SWAMPLIKE WETLAND SHROUDED IN FOG. VERY MUDDY. MOST OF THE PLANTLIFE IS DEAD.

FF: Yuck.

OP: ((★))IT WOULD BE VASTLY MORE ACCEPTABLE IF IT WERE NOT WET. I DO NOT LIKE BEING WET ON TOP OF DEAD.

OP: ((★))IT CAUSES THE FLESH TO ROT MORE RAPIDLY.

FF: We could st!ll f!nd we can get to otHer places! Bob!'s Has a n!ce land apparently.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS YOU MORTALS MAY STAY THERE THEN.

FF: SH!t are you actually rott!ng and everytH!ng

OP: ((★))I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE RIZIEE-MORTAL'S LAND. IT IS APPARENTLY DARK.

OP: ((★))NOT IMMEDIATELY. DECOMPOSITION TAKES TIME.

FF: M!ne's dark too. Very cold and very dry.

FF: (!t's a desert.)

OP: ((★))THAT MAY ALSO BE ACCEPTABLE THEN.

FF: Hopefully we won't be Here forever tHougH. Even !f tHe land !sn't too bad, tHere aren't really enougH of us to surv!ve long-term.

OP: ((★))YOU ANTICIPATE IN THE MEANS OF REPOPULATION?

FF: Well, not just tHat! THere's a lot of tH!ngs tHat'd be tr!cky w!tH just tHe twelve/eleven of us.

OP: ((★))HOW SO?

FF: Well ok maybe we could surv!ve but ! feel l!ke tHere'd be a lot of !nterpersonal problems? THat could Honestly just end !n d!saster

OP: ((★))PECULIAR.

OP: ((★))SHALL I EAT THOSE INDIVIDUALS WHO CAUSE ISSUE AND DO NOT "GET OVER THEMSELVES" AS THEY SAY?

FF: And tHere are monsters! We m!gHt never get strong enougH to defeat tHe one prototyped w!tH Gl'bgolyb?

OP: ((★))THOUGH I WOULD SUPPOSE THAT WOULD DECREASE RESOURCES...

FF: HaHa, tHat m!gHt actually make tHe s!tuat!on worse.

FF: THere would be l!ke, a camp tHat wanted to f!gHt you and a camp tHat wanted to worsH!p you after you ate "one of our own"

OP: ((★))IS THAT NORMAL AMONGST MORTALS?

OP: ((★))TO SHOW REVERENCE TO YOUR PREDATORS?

FF: ! don't know, !t's just tHe sort of tH!ng tHat Happens !n books.

FF: And yeaH! Look at tHe Hemostructure!

OP: ((★))I HAVE HEARD OF YOUR HEMOSPECTRUM. YOUR PURPLE ONES DIE JUST AS YOUR RED ONES DO.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE ALL THE SAME IN THE END. THAT IS NOT A PREDATOR.

OP: ((★))IT IS A MORTAL CREATURE THAT HAS SOUGHT MEANS OUTSIDE ITS STATION.

OP: ((★))A PREDATOR ACTIVELY HUNTS AND KILLS FOR MEANS OF SURVIVAL.

FF: Well okay predator m!gHt be tHe wrong word but ! tH!nk sHow!ng reverence to tHose above you !s a normal tH!ng? !t's surv!val !nst!nct.

FF: L!ke you get an !dea tHat you'll be sHown mercy? Even !f tHat's nonsens!cal somet!mes.

OP: ((★))IF I SHOWED REVERENCE TO THE DARK ONES FOR RIVALLING MY POWER, I WOULD BE DEAD.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I SUPPOSE THAT IS FAIR. SUCH A PREMISE HAS SERVED ME WELL ENOUGH.

OP: ((★))YOUR KIND MAKES THE MOST AMUSING OF FACES UPON LEARNING THAT THEY ARE BUT ANOTHER NIBBLE IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

FF: ! can, uH, !mag!ne.

OP: ((★))REGARDLESS, YOUR WORDS HAVE LEFT ME CURIOUS.

OP: ((★))WHAT IS IT TO BE A BROWN MORTAL?

OP: ((★))I HAVE BEEN A GREEN MORTAL. IT IS UNEXCITING.

FF: !'m a yellowblood.

OP: ((★))SAME THING.

OP: ((★))THE PURPLE ONE MARKED YOUR SORT TO BE SIMILAR, ANYWAY.

FF: We are, ! guess.

FF: !t's not tHat dfferent to be!ng a greenblood, ! !mag!ne.

FF: Ma!n d!fference !s my H!ve !s a lot sH!tt!er.

FF: OH, and ! do Have m!ld psycH!c powers? WH!cH !sn't nearly as exc!t!ng as !t sounds/

OP: ((★))EXPLAIN.

OP: ((★))WHAT MANNER OF POWER DO YOU POSESS?

FF: ! can see !nto tHe future! Somet!mes.

FF: !t's mundane as sH!t tHougH !'ve l!terally never Had a v!s!on tHat was of any real s!gn!f!cance.

FF: !t's useful tHougH! Somet!mes ! know wH!cH sHops Have tHe best deals and tHe fewest people w!tHout Hav!ng to r!sk go!ng !nto tHem

OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS VASTLY MORE USEFUL THAN THE RED MORTAL'S POWER.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE FORTUNATE.

FF: R!z!ee's power could probably be useful under some c!rcumstances, but !t seems to do more Harm tHan good.

OP: ((★))FROM THE MEANS BY WHICH SHE ACCOUNTED IT, THAT IS CORRECT.

OP: ((★))THERE SEEMS LITTLE PURPOSE IN DETECTING ANOTHER'S EMOTIONAL DISPOSITION ANYWAY.

FF: ! dunno, you !t could come !n Handy !f you wanted to be able to tell wHat people were tH!nk!ng.

FF: Useful for !nterpersonal !ssues!

OP: ((★))I HAD NOT THOUGHT OF THAT.

OP: ((★))TYPICALLY IF I TAKE ISSUE WITH ANOTHER I CHALLENGE THEM TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER IN THIS CASE IT WOULD LIKELY BE USEFUL FOR CLEARING UP SUCH THINGS.

FF: Can you see R!z!ee cHalleng!ng anyone to a duel

OP: ((★))NOT PRESENTLY.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, PERHAPS SHE CAN BE IMPROVED.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS SHE WILL PROVE MORE COMPLIANT THAN MY HOST.

FF: !t's poss!ble!

FF: SHe m!gHt Have a lot of repressed anger go!ng on

OP: ((★))INTRIGUING.

OP: ((★))YOU HAVE GIVEN ME MUCH TO THINK ABOUT TODAY, YELLOW MORTAL.

OP: ((★))YOU HAVE MY THANKS.

FF: You're welcome.

FF: You've certa!nly g!ven me food for tHougHt, too.

OP: ((★))EXCELLENT. I AM PLEASED THIS WAS MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.

OP: ((★))FOR THE PRESENT TIME, I SHALL CONTINUE MY ASCENT. NO POINT IN LAYING ABOUT.

OP: ((★))FAREWELL, YELLOW MORTAL.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering fatalisticFortune [FF] at 18:20 --

[occultprisoner]

Riziee contacts Agriel to see if he made it through without too much difficulty. He seems to think he's doing fairly well, for a corpse.

Means of getting Riziee into the first gate are also discussed. Sort of.

-- volatileDemeanor [VD] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 23:51 --

VD: [ o ] h-hello Agriel um i hope you don't mind but you never sent me a message and i just um wanted to make sure you entered the game alright is that ok

OP: ((★))THERE ARE QUITE A LOT OF YOU MORTALS WISHING TO CONVERSE WITH ME TODAY. I SUPPOSE RECENT CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD MAKE YOU SEEK EACH OTHER, PERHAPS.

OP: ((★))BUT NO, THE AGRIEL IS DEAD.

OP: ((★))I AM SURE HE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR CHECKING UP.

VD: [ o ] CLICK! d-dead? A-Agriel is dead? o-oh gods i wasted so much of his time this is terrible i wasted all that time and the one who suffered for it was him and he was actually pretty nice for a troll higher on the hemospectrum than me

VD: [ o ] b-but um if he's dead than

VD: [ o ] CLICK! w-who are you?

OP: ((★))I AM AGRIEL, I SUPPOSE. BUT I AM ALSO NOT THE AGRIEL.

OP: ((★))I AM A BIT HAZY ON THE DETAILS. THE IMPACT DID MORE DAMAGE THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED.

OP: ((★))THE BOY KNEW ME AS A DEMON HOWEVER. AND I KNOW MYSELF THAT I HAVE LIVED FOR CENTURIES BEYOND YOUR KIND... AND MY PRESENT MEMORY.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE THE RIZIEE, CORRECT? I POSESS MEMORIES OF YOUR CONVERSATION WITH MY HOST.

VD: [ o ] o-oh wow i think i remember him mentioning you a little bit but um yes sir i'm riziee

VD: [ o ] i-i'm terribly sorry that my terdiness caused your um host to die unless you wanted that to happen i'm not really sure i still feel bad about it either way

OP: ((★))DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF. I AM FAIRLY SURE HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO DIE ANYWAY.

VD: [ o ] a-attempting to die? b-but why would he do that?

OP: ((★))HE WAS UNDER THE BELIEF THAT IF HE DIED, I WOULD SOON FOLLOW.

OP: ((★))OR IF HE WAS WEAKENED ENOUGH, I WOULD DIE FIRST.

VD: [ o ] b-but that wasn't the case i guess?

OP: ((★))CLEVER GIRL.

OP: ((★))MY HOST WAS A FOOL. ALSO HE HAD TERRIBLE TASTE IN SHORTBREAD.

OP: ((★))HENCE WHY HE IS NOT PRESENTLY ALIVE.

OP: ((★))ASIDE FROM THE AFFAIRS WITH THE METEOR ANYWAY.

VD: [ o ] s-so um now that you're free what do you plan to do exactly?

OP: ((★))THIS QUEST, CLEARLY. IT WILL NOT DO ITSELF.

OP: ((★))THIS QUEST IS LEARNING FIRST AND FOREMOST HOW TO FUNCTION.

OP: ((★))I LEARNED TO WALK TODAY ON YOUR MEAT WADS YOU CALL LEGS.

OP: ((★))THAT WAS MOST EXCITING.

VD: [ o ] o-oh wow so um you're not really free then um you're still inhabiting his body?

OP: ((★))NO, MY SOUL IS BOUND TO HIS.

OP: ((★))AND WHERE HE DIED HERE, I SURVIVED.

OP: ((★))THUS I AM STILL STUCK HERE UNTIL SOMEONE WITH THE CAPACITY TO RELEASE ME DOES SO.

VD: [ o ] o-oh but what kind of person would be able to do that? i-i really don't know how seperating you would work

OP: ((★))ONE WITH KNOWLEDGE OF THE OCCULT, FOR ONE. THERE WAS A REDBLOOD SOME SWEEPS AGO THAT BOUND ME TO HIM.

OP: ((★))BUT SHE IS PRESENTLY LONG DEAD WITH YOUR SOCIETY, I ASSUME.

VD: [ o ] o-oh um i don't know if anybody here knows much about those things i mean i'm a redblood and i do have a psychic power but i really don't think it would help you much i'm sorry

OP: ((★))YES I RECALL THAT TOO. IT WOULD NOT BE USEFUL IN THIS SITUATION.

OP: ((★))MOSTLY BECAUSE I AM TIRED, HUNGRY, AND ALSO MILDLY IRRITABLE AT ALL TIMES.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THIS FITS UNDER THE BROADER TERM "ANAL" BUT I DO NOT SEE WHY THE MOOD SHOULD BE ASSOCIATED TO A PART OF A MORTAL SPECIES'S ANATOMY.

VD: [ o ] i-i kind of wish it wasn't to be honest moods are terrible things i mean it's nice to be happy but everything else kind of stinks and i wish i didn't have to deal with it

OP: ((★))MANY HAVE SITUATIONS THEY WOULD RaTHER NOT BE DEALING WITH, MORTAL.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE ALIVE.

OP: ((★))"SUCK IT UP".

VD: [ o ] i-i suppose you're right sir i have no right to complain when every other troll besides us few are dead and Agriel is dead now too and oh gods what are we going to do

OP: ((★))CONTINUE ON, OF COURSE.

OP: ((★))YOUR PATH IS SET.

OP: ((★))THERE IS LITTLE YOU CAN DO OTHERWISE.

VD: [ o ] b-but what path is left now i mean the gods brought us here for a reason but what reason is that exactly i wish the scriptures had been more specific

OP: ((★))IT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY.

OP: ((★))BUT PERHAPS YOU AND YOUR COMRADES WILL UNCOVER THAT.

VD: [ o ] w-we'll try at least i really hope we figure it out

VD: [ o ] b-but um what will you do then? i-i mean after you get used to walking and stuff?

OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE.

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE UNCOVER HOW TO RE-ATTACH TO MY HOST SOMEHOW. I WILL DIE ALONG WITH THIS CORPSE IF A MEANS IS NOT FOUND.

OP: ((★))OR AT LEAST RELEASE MYSELF. THOUGH THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE SLIM.

VD: [ o ] w-wait so Agriel might not be totally dead then?

OP: ((★))PERHAPS. PERHAPS NOT.

OP: ((★))HE SHOULD BE. BUT IF HE IS, I SHOULD AS WELL.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND.

VD: [ o ] s-so then he really must still exist somewhere! m-maybe this place has ghosts? c-could you still attach to a ghost?

OP: ((★))I DOUBT IT.

OP: ((★))BUT I DO NOT YET KNOW THE LIMITS OF THIS GAME.

VD: [ o ] i-i really hope he isn't dead well totally dead anyways i wonder where he could have gone though? t-this game hasn't been clear about anything really

OP: ((★))A REASONABLE QUESTION. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE RESPONSE TO IT MYSELF.

OP: ((★))THIS GAME SEEMS CLEAR ON VERY FEW THINGS, I AGREE.

VD: [ o ] o-oh um before i forget sir um since i guess you are my server now i was told you should try and deploy a thing called a punch designex or something similar i'm sorry if i'm wrong or if you don't want to i don't mean to um trouble you with this

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE I COULD MANAGE THAT IN MY HOST'S STEAD.

OP: ((★))YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE MEANS TO DO SO TO ME, HOWEVER.

OP: ((★))THIS ONE HAS NO TRUE KNACK FOR YOUR TECHNOLOGIES.

VD: [ o ] o-oh um sure i suppose i could try and help but i'm not really the best at explaining

VD: [ o ] u-um do you see a menu by chance on the screen maybe

VD: [ o ] d-do you um maybe see it there mister demon?

OP: ((☆))YES, I BELIEVE I HAVE UNCOVERED IT.

OP: ((☆))IS IT THE CONTRAPTION WITH THE PLANK CONTAINING MULTIPLE BUTTONS?

VD: [ o ] u-um i believe it was called the punch something or other? i-i really hope i have enough grist for it um i'm really not sure what it looks like though i'm so sorry

OP: ((☆))HM. LET ME UNCOVER A TITLE FOR THIS OBJECT THEN. I ASSUME TO PLACE MY APPENDAGE LIKE SO...

OP: ((☆))YES, THIS READS AS THE OBJECT YOU HAVE SPECIFIED. WE DID NOT MAKE USE OF ANY OF YOUR GEMS IN ENTRY; YOU HAVE PLENTY AVALIABLE.

OP: ((☆))WHERE SHALL I PLACE IT?

VD: [ o ] o-oh um that is a good question i kind of wish some of those other machines were inside putting them outside was a bad idea on my part um here let me move a few things around and maybe there will be room for it inside

VD: [ o ] o-okay um there might be room by the wall can you maybe set it there?

OP: ((☆))I BELIEVE I CAN DO THIS.

OP: ((☆))HOW IS THAT? IT IS NOT CLASHING WITH YOUR OTHER LARGE MACHINES OVERMUCH.

VD: [ o ] o-oh yes i think it will fit nicely here it might be a tight squeeze to my respiteblock but i will manage just fine um thank you

VD: [ o ] i-i think i was supposed to ask you something else um

OP: ((☆))YOU ARE SURE? I BELIEVE I COULD MOVE THE OTHER OBJECTS A BIT FURTHER.

OP: ((☆))BUT SPEAK, MORTAL.

VD: [ o ] r-right do you um see that glowing thing in the sky a ways above my hive maybe?

VD: [ o ] i-i think i was supposed to ask you to build up to it so i could get there i mean if you have the time if not that's ok too

OP: ((☆))VERY WELL. HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP?

OP: ((☆))IT WOULD BE IN OUR INTEREST TO CONSERVE YOUR RESOURCES.

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods i am sort of a decent jumper um let me show you how high i can jump

VD: [ o ] i-is that acceptable i can try to jump higher maybe if you'd like

OP: ((☆))THAT IS NOT SUFFICIENT.

OP: ((☆))BUT PERHAPS I CAN CONSTRUCT STEPS.

OP: ((☆))... MANY, MANY STEPS.

OP: ((☆))ALLOW ME A MOMENT TO ANALYZE THE CONTROLS ONCE AGAIN.

VD: [ o ] t-that might be kind of nice but like i said there's really no need to trouble yourself if you don't really want to

VD: [ o ] t-take as much time as you like of course

OP: ((☆))I AM QUITE AWARE I HAVE NO NEED TO TROUBLE MYSELF. HOWEVER, THIS MUST BE DONE. SUCH IS A SIMPLE FACT.

OP: ((☆))I WILL COMPLY.

VD: [ o ] u-um thank you very much mister demon sir

OP: ((☆))THERE.

OP: ((☆))I HAVE COMPLETED THE TASK.

OP: ((☆))I BELIEVE THAT SHALL BE SUFFICIENT FOR THE TASK.

VD: [ o ] o-oh um thank you very much i will um maybe attempt to climb them now

OP: ((☆))EXCELLENT.

OP: ((☆))I SHALL OBSERVE IN CASE YOU EXPERIENCE DIFFICULTY.

VD: [ o ] o-oh yes um thank you

OP: ((☆))DO NOT FEAR.

OP: ((☆))I HAVE SECURED THIS OBJECT FOR YOU.

VD: [ o ] O-OH MY GODS

OP: ((☆))YOU APPEAR TIRED.

OP: ((☆))WAS THIS TASK OVERMUCH?

VD: [ o ] o-oh no i just needed a moment i'm sorry i was just surprised is all no need to worry i can try again if you'd like

OP: ((☆))YES, DO SO.

OP: ((☆))I SHALL HOLD THIS OBJECT ALOFT IN CASE YOU EXPERIENCE FURTHER ISSUE.

VD: [ o ] t-thank you very much sir i feel like i might need it again some of these gaps appear um a little far i mean no offense or anything of course

OP: ((☆))WOULD YOU PREFER I UTILIZE THE OBJECT TO CARRY YOU TO THE EXIT?

OP: ((☆))THIS ONE REALIZES IT WOULD LIKELY BE SIMPLER.

OP: ((☆))AND LIKELY TAKE LESS TIME.

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods um that sounds really kind of scary um is it alright if i have a little time to prepare myself before we do this maybe if it's not too much trouble

OP: ((☆))TAKE YOUR TIME.

OP: ((☆))I SHOULD JUST HOPE THE IMPS DO NOT TAKE THE OPPERTUNITY TO CLOSE IN. ALREADY THEY ASSAIL ME UPON MY PILE OF STONE.

OP: ((☆))IT IS RATHER BOTHERSOME.

VD: [ o ] o-oh would you like a little time to um maybe take care of them i could maybe possibbly contact you again once i am ready it might be a bit um

VD: [ o ] i-if that's alright with you of course

OP: ((☆))I AM TAKING CARE OF THE DARK ONES AS WE SPEAK, HOWEVER, THAT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE.

OP: ((☆))CONTACT ME UPON REACHING PREPAREDNESS.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering volatileDemeanor [VD] at 22:36 --

[occultprisoner]

Minion harasses Hank into building him a structure so that he may access the first gate. Surprisingly, nobody became too butthurt in the process.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] began pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 18:54 --

OP: ((☆))MORTAL.

OP: ((☆))I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE.

BB: Hey D!

BB: What you need

OP: ((☆))...DO YOU HAVE AN AWARENESS OF THE GATES?

BB: You mean like the gateway I talked about with Seimos?

BB: Yeah I am pretty familiar with that kinda, well haven't seen one up close

BB: but

BB: Sooo! What you wanna know

BB: bout them gateways

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT KNOWLEDGE I REQUIRE.

OP: ((★))I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THE BUILD FUNCTIONS OF THIS GAME.

BB: oh

BB: OH

OP: ((★))HOWEVER I CANNOT USE THEM UPON MY OWN LAND.

OP: ((★))DO YOU SEE MY PURPOSE?

BB: you meant the

BB: Ooooooh

BB: Okay Oh my god

BB: Haha I thought you were talking about

BB: nevermind

OP: ((★))WHAT?

BB: Oh yeaaah, I have to do them for you then is what your tryin' to say

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))WILL YOU COMPLY?

BB: What am I complyin' too exactly??

OP: ((★))CAN YOU ACCESS THE GAME SCREEN FOR A MOMENT?

OP: ((★))IT WOULD BE EASIER FOR YOUR MIND'S COMPREHENSION WITH VISUALS, I WOULD ASSUME.

BB: OH uhhhm let me seee here

BB: Okay yeah! I got it up

BB: Yeah I see you KR D!

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))I AM NOT GOING TO INQUIRE FURTHER. BUT YES, HELLO.

OP: ((★))DO YOU SEE WHERE I AM STANDING?

OP: ((★))FROM THERE, DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION A FEW PACES SKYWARD.

BB: Y-yeah Yeah! Yeahdo I do! Yeah I do! Okay doing so!

OP: ((★))YOU WILL SEE A STRANGE CIRCULAR LIGHT. THAT IS, I BELIEVE, THE GATE.

OP: ((★))IT IS NECESSARY THAT I REACH IT. HOWEVER, AT PRESENT, MY ALTITUDE IS INSUFFICIENT.

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE AID TO REACH IT.

OP: ((★))THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN.

BB: Well yeah I need to like build up on your house right?

OP: ((★))THERE IS HARDLY ANYTHING LEFT HERE TO BUILD UP ON.

BB: I can make like, I don't know a super awesome mega ultra sonic uber ladder!

BB: you just have to be careful and not mess up Agriel's body

OP: ((★))AS I HAVE SAID, THERE IS NOTHING I COULD EXACTLY DO TO "MESS UP" THIS CORPSE ANY FURTHER.

OP: ((★))BUT THAT WOULD BE SUFFICIENT, I BELIEVE.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, WOULD A LADDER NOT NEED TO LEAN UP AGAINST SOMETHING?

BB: Ahhh you got a point....hmmm what if

BB: we build you

BB: a

BB: Um

BB: wait wait we will make you stairs!

BB: Super stairs!

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD SUFFICE.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, THEY NEED NOT BE "SUPER". I REQUIRE BUT HANDHOLDS.

OP: ((★))UNLIKE THE REST OF YOUR KIND, I AM ADEPT AT CLIMBING.

BB: As expected from Kamen Rider D!

OP: ((★))WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP USING THAT? I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED YOU NOT.

OP: ((★))THIS IS AKIN TO HARASSMENT.

BB: IT'S YOUR KAMEN RIDER NAME!

BB: You should wear it with pride!

OP: ((★))I REFUSE.

BB: It's super awesome I came up with more finishers for you!

BB: Check it out I Call this one

BB: THE D CRASHER

BB: And you have a super power move called

BB: D END SPECIAL RUSH

OP: ((★))I HAVE ALREADY TRAINED MYSELF IN THE ART OF THE SIX-FISTED SILENCER STYLE. THAT IS THE ONLY STARTER AND "FINISHER" I REQUIRE. CEASE IMMEDIATELY.

BB: So then we'll call it SIX THUNDEROU SSTRIKES OF D

OP: ((★))GET TO WORK.

BB: I am working thooough!

BB: I don't really know what I'm doing but I'm working!

OP: ((★))JUST BUILD A POST LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GATE. ADD A FEW STEPS.

OP: ((★))THE SPACING OF SAID STEPS MAY VARY.

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE FUNCTIONALITY, NOT FASHION.

BB: GONNA TRY AND ADD A BIT OF FASHION ANYWAYS

BB: Gotta keep it showy

OP: ((★))THAT IS ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY

BB: Whose the server here?

OP: ((★))WHO IS THE ONE POSESSING THE CORPSE YOU REQUEST I NOT DESECRATE?

OP: ((★))AND YOU ARE THE SERVER, CORRECT.

OP: ((★))SO, SERVICE ME.

BB: Not until I get a please

OP: ((★))NOT UNTIL YOU CEASE WITH YOUR MORONIC NICKNAMING.

BB: NOT UNTIL YOU SAY PLEASE OH GREAT KAMEN RIDER MIRACLE

OP: ((★))NEVER.

BB: then How aboout

BB: please oh great wonderful man called Hank the mighty awesome

OP: ((★))TRY AGAIN.

BB: YOUR THE ONE NOT TRYING

OP: ((★))THE CORRECT RESPONSE IS "YES SER DEMON I WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND RIGHT AWAY SO THAT YOU DO NOT RAIN DESTRUCTION DOWN UPON MY COMRADES WHILE YOUR HOST LAY DYING WITH EACH PASSING SECOND."

BB: THE CORRECT ANSWER SHOULD BE PLEASE SERVER PLAYER ASSIST ME, OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE THE GOD AWFUL WRATH YOU WILL BESTOW UPON ME

OP: ((★))YOUR "WRATH" IS AS TERRIFYING TO ME AS A LIGHT SPRING BREEZE IS TO THE FOLIAGE, MORTAL.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

BB: HM

BB: Fine

BB: Fine you have a point D

BB: Let's get started so you want me to d what again

OP: ((★))I OFTEN DO.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I DESIRE A POST TALL ENOUGH TO REACH THE GATE. PERHAPS WITH A FEW STEPS SO THAT I AM ABLE TO GET A HOLD ON IT EVERY FEW METERS UP.

OP: ((★))IMAGINE A TREE WITH NONE OF THE SMALLER, ANNOYING BRANCHES.

OP: ((★))THAT IS ALL I REQUIRE. NOTHING MORE.

OP: ((★))I CAN ATTEMPT TO ILLUSTRATE THIS IF IT WOULD HELP.

BB: Do you even think you have enough grists for this?

BB: I got it I got it

BB: let me do my magic

OP: ((★))I KILLED A SUFFICIENT NUMBER OF THE DARK ONES AND COLLECTED GEMS. NOT TO MENTION WE DID NOT USE ANY DURING MY HOST'S ENTRY.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE OUR RESOURCES ARE SUFFICIENT.

OP: ((★))BUT THAT IS WHY I DO NOT WANT STEPS. WE WILL CONSERVE MORE THIS WAY.

OP: ((★))WELL, STAIR-STEPS, I MEAN.

BB: Okaaaaaaaaay Mr. D

OP: ((★))THIS IS ENTIRELY NOT WHAT I MEANT.

OP: ((★))REMOVE THOSE AND START AGAIN.

BB: You said you wanted dthem to be steps right?!

OP: ((★))NO.

OP: ((★))UGH.

OP: ((★))JUST A MOMENT.

BB: Okay! Just tell me when you want the longer post to come and ACHOO

OP: ((★))WHAT IS AN ACHOO?

BB: Nothing! Ignore that

BB: that was just a sneeze

OP: ((★))YOU WROTE OUT YOUR SNEEZE?

BB: My fucking thing does this voice command shit

BB: and it just types everyting I say

BB: I can just say boga luga poga poop

BB: And look!

BB: BOGA LUGA POPA POOP

OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY USELESS.

OP: ((★))DID YOU ACTUALLY SCREAM THAT JUST NOW TO PROVE YOUR POINT?

BB: Yep!

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))UGH.

BB: And I'm not the one sitting around not getting into his gate

BB: Hustle up boy!

OP: ((★))I HAVE JUST COMPLETED THE BLUEPRINT.

OP: ((★))KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM NOT AN ARTIST.

OP: ((★)) http://i.imgur.com/UBKCUpp.png

BB: Is that the levia thingie!

BB: The thingie that can instant kill us?!

OP: ((★))THAT IS ONE OF THEM, CORRECT.

BB: I haven't found it yet! But when I do I'm gonna kick it's ass

BB: cook it

BB: eat it

BB: and probably throw it up

OP: ((★))I IMAGINE IF IT IS AKIN TO THE OTHER DARK ONES, IT WOULD SIMPLY TURN INTO GEMS.

OP: ((★))YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INGEST IT.

BB: I'm gonna! Just you watch!

OP: ((★))I WOULD RATHER NOT OBSERVE YOU EATING A LARGE TENTACLE BEING.

BB: TOO BAD

BB: YOU GET FRONT ROW SEAT SON

BB: ItS GONNA HAPEN

OP: ((★))I REFUSE.

OP: ((★))I WILL GET UP AND LEAVE THIS DISPLAY.

BB: YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE

OP: ((★))I ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE.

OP: ((★))AND WHAT AM I SEEING YOU CONSTRUCTING HERE?

BB: A TOWER

BB: with little steps on it?

BB: MEter a part

BB: you said so yourself

OP: ((★))THIS ONE DID, YOU ARE CORRECT IN THAT, BUT IS THE THINNING NEAR THE TOP ENTIRELY NECESSARY?

OP: ((★))WILL THAT HOLD WEIGHT SUFFICIENTLY?

BB: I have no clue! I think so, looks pretty darn close! Kinda! Maybe?!

BB: Your gonn ahave to test that

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))WELL, I SUPPOSE I AM TECHNICALLY ALREADY DEAD.

OP: ((★))THERE WOULD BE LITTLE HARM IN A FALL NOW.

BB: You harm the body I will

BB: Not stop myself

BB: from crying and slobbering on you

OP: ((★))THAT IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING. AND ALSO PATHETIC.

BB: YEAH WELL TOO BAD

BB: I'm gonna cry slober drool and snot on you if you hurt the body you hear?

OP: ((★))IF I HURT THE BODY WOULD YOU NOT BE DESECRATING IT FURTHER WITH YOUR BODILY FLUIDS?

OP: ((★))MY HOST WOULD BE MAD IF ANYTHING FURTHER RUINED HIS CONFECTIONARY STASH.

BB: THEN LETS NOT HURT THE BODY KAY?

OP: ((★))WHAT IS YOUR FASCINATION WITH NOT HARMING MY HOST'S CORPSE?

OP: ((★))HE WILL LIKELY NOT RETURN TO IT.

BB: I WANT IT TO BE IN TACT THEN

BB: so I can bury it

BB: Properly

OP: ((★))I COULD PUT IT BACK UNDER THE METEOR IF THAT WOULD REASSURE YOU.

OP: ((★))MY HOST'S CULTURE DID NOT PARTAKE IN BURIALS.

BB: Well I'm gonna bury it

BB: We're burying it human style

BB: hope you don't mind

BB: End of story.

OP: ((★))WHAT PURPOSE WOULD THAT SERVEÉ

BB: You wouldn't understand.

OP: ((★))I SEE. IS IT MORE OF YOUR MORTAL SENTIMENT THEN?

BB: We are not going into this. Just don't hurt the body, okay D. Please don't.

OP: ((★))I ALREADY EXPLAINED NUMEROUS TIMES THAT I WOULD NOT.

OP: ((★))YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO ACCEPT SUCH.

BB: Don't know if I could trust you or not :3

OP: ((★))WHAT DOES 'TRUST' MATTER, EXACTLY?

OP: ((★))I EXIST WHERE NONE WOULD OTHERWISE. I COMPLY TO MY DUTIES UNTIL MY HOST IS REVIVED.

OP: ((★))YOUR SENTIMENT IS UNNECESSARY.

BB: But what if you decided to keep the body, double cross us, steal my food, and try and kill us????

BB: Hmmmmmmmmm?

BB: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

OP: ((★))YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED.

OP: ((★))NAMELY IN THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT INHABIT AN EMPTY CORPSE LONGER THAN NECESSARY AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR MEAT CONCOCTIONS.

BB: Well since you pout that way, aight! I'll give you a benefit of a doubt

BB: but if you think about anything bad to do to us I will kick your butt >.>

OP: ((★))I DO NOT POUT.

OP: ((★))AND I THOUGHT I HAD EXPLAINED THAT I DO NOT POSESS A BUTT.

BB: I think your pouting~

OP: ((★))CEASE THE UTILIZATION OF THAT TILDE AT ONCE.

OP: ((★))THERE WAS NO POUTING.

BB: Ahhhh it feels good getting your goat~~

OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

BB: You could just say please with a cherry on top and whip cream D

OP: ((★))WE WENT OVER THIS.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

BB: Say please get back to work then = v=

OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK OR ELSE WHATEVER INCARNATION MY HOST CAN BE FOUND IN WILL PERISH, AS WILL I.

OP: ((★))YOUR SESSION WILL SUFFER A BLOW OF ONE OF THE FEW COMPETENT PLAYERS. IT WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD.

BB: I'll take that as a please then

OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

BB: Woooorkiiiiiiing

OP: ((★))GOOD.

BB: Alrighty the Tower of Awesomesauce is closer to the gate than I thought O:

OP: ((★))IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE CALLING THIS ABOMINATION?

BB: We could call it the Tower of D after you

OP: ((★))NO.

BB: TOWER OF D

BB: So you sure you can climb up these platformthingies

BB: You won't fall right?

OP: ((★))LIKELY NOT.

OP: ((★))I AM MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IT SIMPLY SNAPPING.

OP: ((★))YOU MADE IT RATHER SPARSE NEAR THE TOP.

BB: I can just make more platforms then! If you want me to

BB: Or like a Super Dragon Mega Ultra ladder

OP: ((★))JUST MAKE SURE IT'S STABLE.

BB: I'm pretty sure it issss

OP: ((★))I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

BB: Go on and try it!

OP: ((★))I TOLD YOU THESE WERE TOO THIN.

BB: FUCK DUDE HANG ON UH

BB: I can make like a platform under you

BB: um

BB: Let me get this up right

BB: uh

BB: You're gonna have to jump

BB: if you can climb back up

BB: if not

BB: jump

OP: ((★))VERY WELL.

OP: ((★))YOU COULD HAVE EXECUTED THIS BETTER.

BB: SORRY DX

BB: But hey you made it

BB: So yeah :3

OP: ((★))THIS IS TRUE.

BB: Good! Now clmb!

OP: ((★))IN A MOMENT. DIRECTING THIS CORPSE CONSUMES A GREAT DEAL OF ENERGY.

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE TIME TO RECUPERATE.

OP: ((★))THEN I SHALL CONTINUE.

BB: I did not want to hear that

BB: Ewww but you need food?

BB: You got food?

OP: ((★))I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. I DO NOT HAVE A DIGESTION SYSTEM TO UTILIZE TO MAKE USE OF IT AS A LIVE MORTAL WOULD.

OP: ((★))AND WHAT WOULD SUSTAIN ME IS PRESENTLY UNAVALIABLE. MY SOLE RESOURCE IS TIME AT PRESENT.

BB: I

BB: Have no idea what you are talkin' bout

BB: but I got some cookies

BB: o.o want some cookies

OP: ((★))SAVE THEM FOR MY HOST.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, LONG STORY SHORT, I NEED TO WITHDRAW MY ENERGIES.

OP: ((★))WOULD YOU WATCH THE BODY TO MAKE SURE THE DARK ONES DO NOT EAT IT?

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE REST.

BB: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

BB: Okay!

OP: ((★))YOU HAVE MY THANKS.

OP: ((★))IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL BECOME INANIMATE.

OP: ((★))FAREWELL.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 22:09 --

[occultprisoner]

he was originally going to be the same age as everyone else but somehow a possessed 12.9 year old equivalent was funnier

[occultprisoner]

==> "Agriel": Review Previous Events Since Entry

You were harassed by a lot of mortals.

More mortals than you believe there should be. Whose grand idea was it to gather this many adolescents in one place?

==> "Agriel": Go Into Detail

In hindsight, perhaps hauling himself back to the remains of the 'house' and recollecting the rectangular device was a poor idea. Still, it was in the same drawer as the singular article of replacement upper-body cloth, and it had been the last thing the boy had thought of it before he permitted the drop... 'Perhaps it's important', you told yourself. 'Perhaps he is not dead, but has merely changed the rules of our arrangement.'

But you know that full well to not be the case. The boy would not have just granted you liberty with his corpse, charred and burnt and broken or not.

It had taken a while to adjust to moving; utilizing the stubby appendages had been a slightly easier task, given the similar application of his own hands, although the meat wads had taken longer to adjust to. Two legs were a bit more tricky to balance upon than six, but you had managed. It was not an arrangement you appreciated, but given that you are unable to leave for reasons you scarcely comprehend yourself, it would be suitable for the time being. Besides, upon figuring out how to "unlock" the rectangular device, it would seem your host had left you such nice reading material before his ultimate demise; it would be a shame to let its contents go to waste.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] began trolling occultPrisoner [OP]  -- OP: ((☆))If you're reading...this, I guess... you survived then. OP: ((☆))You're like a... godsdamned cockroach, I... swear. OP: ((☆))Anyways, listen up... We would probably... just weigh people... down if we... played this game... Besides, I don't... want to play... anyway. OP: ((☆))Whatever this is... it's probably a... fate worse than... death anyway. OP: ((☆))I don't know... why you survived... either but you... want to do... evil shit to... their heads, or... whatever it is... you do, I... know.  OP: ((☆))Don't. OP: ((☆))They're the last... 'mortals' alive now... All ten or... all eleven of... them I guess... and if they... die, you won't... have anything to... pacify you or... feed you, so... you'll die too. OP: ((☆))Do you understand... you soul-sucking, evil... horrible, parasitic thinkpan-muncher? OP: ((☆))So... don't harass... them. They might... talk to you.. Probably... And if they... do, you will... help them best... you can. OP: ((☆))Because if you... want to live... there isn't any... other option. OP: ((☆))If I don't... actually die under... this meteor and... I'm just reading... this back to... myself... Man, I'm so... fucking cool.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased trolling occultPrisoner [OP] --

No, you fool mortal, you are certainly not "cool" in any sense of the word. What in the nine hells qualifies one to be a thinkpan-muncher? You have never touched the contents of his brain... Well, not with purpose to devour it, anyway. Where did he get time to type this to himself anyway? You recall his use of your prowess to stall for time before the strike, but you had assumed...

He had never intended to survive this at all, had he? A cunning display of cowardice from the lazy little bastard. That was a first.

Still, your late host had had some very good points. Perhaps you would require sustenance eventually, though at present, nurturing a new brood of livestock was of utmost importance. Your host was so smart for a dumb mortal; you can scarcely remember why you were trying to kill him before.

But for the sake of your own well being, you would comply. Very well, Agriel, there would be no "evil shit".  You would instead nurture (eugh) your new charges in his stead, and be at least fifty times more useful while doing it.

Which... wasn't saying much, given his host's previous experience, but you would manage. Your resolve is stronger than his ever was.

Or, you aspire for it to be, anyway. Not ten minutes after leaving your host's former hive, the onslaught began.

==> "Agriel": Respond to Green Mortal

==> "Agriel": Get chewed out by Purple Mortal

==> "Agriel": Respond to Client

Well, that killed a lot of time you would have rather not wasted. You suppose it was a learning experience of a sort, though your comprehension of the rectangular object remains sub par at best. Well, now that you have spoken to these mortals-- the abomination is beeping again, isn't it.  What now?

==> "Agriel": Converse with Another Purple Mortal

At least that one seemed useful, you had thought. You would make a note of him for later... whoever he was. There didn't seem to be any more for the moment, thankfully..

That said... For the love of sugar, where are they all coming from?! This is worse than that one night when you had attempted to make a snack out of that plague-stricken brownblooded mortal. The infernal device is going into the 'locked' position again for the moment. Perhaps that will serve protection even from exchanging pleasantries.

Besides, you need a moment to think on what they'd said anyway. No that much of it was particularly useful... But speaking with them had brought you to some realizations. Well, that, and you had to find a way to mentally steel yourself for the next wave.

It would seem you have some research to do.

==> "Agriel": Investigate Surroundings

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In which Rita offers ""encouragement"" while Minion continues to be a big baby about kissing mortals. Nobody introduces themselves properly, as per usual.

-- cannibalComplex [CC] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 21:08 --

CC: A/s/l.

OP: ((★))530,431,674/BOTH/SMALL TWEEN.

OP: ((★))WHAT OF YOU, MORTAL?

CC: Oh my.

CC: Don't you think you'd like go into detail on what you've just shared with me, first.

CC: The location, maybe.

CC: I'm very curious.

OP: ((★))AS I HAVE EXPLAINED TO AT LEAST HALF OF THE REMAINDER OF YOUR KIND, MY HOST WAS CRUSHED BY A METEOR. THIS ONE HAPPENED TO SURVIVE AND PRESENTLY POSESSES WHAT REMAINS OF HIS CORPSE.

CC: Kinky.

OP: ((★))WHY DO MORTALS ALWAYS RELATE EVERYTHING BACK TO COPULATION?

CC: It is sort of part of what defines us as being mortal.

CC: Just a little.

CC: Only slightly.

OP: ((★))ONLY?

CC: You're not really catching the drift of my sarcasm, are you.

OP: ((★))WHAT IS SARCASM?

CC: It's a big trench in the ground where the king of Russia lives.

OP: ((★))INCORRECT.

OP: ((★))YOU USED TERMINOLOGY THAT LIKELY APPLIED TO WHAT YOU JUST SPOKE OF.

OP: ((★))I SAW NO MENTION OF KINGS OR THIS "RUSSIA".

OP: ((★))EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

CC: I'm just saying that in order to understand my words you need to physically capture the wafting breeze emmited from the king's trench.

CC: Which I happen to own.

OP: ((★))YOU OWN THE PROPERTY OF A KING OF THIS RUSSIA ON A PLANET THAT IS PRESENTLY LONG DEAD.

CC: That's a fair point.

OP: ((★))YOU HAVE MADE A VALIANT ATTEMPT TO DECIEVE ME.

OP: ((★))NOW EXPLAIN YOUR TERM.

CC: You probably wouldn't understand.

CC: Long story short: it's lying.

OP: ((★))BUT WHY EMPLOY THIS TERM SHOULD "LYING" BE A MUCH SHORTER WORD?

CC: Well they're not literally the same thing.

CC: Sarcasm is more elegant.

OP: ((★))WOULD YOU PERHAPS CONSIDER EDUCATING THIS ONE UPON THIS SKILL, SHOULD THEY DIFFER?

CC: No.

OP: ((★))WHY NOT.

CC: The universe doesn't need any more people trying to master sarcasm who obviously can't handle it.

OP: ((★))EXCUSE YOU.

OP: ((★))DO NOT COMPARE ME TO YOUR FELLOWS.

CC: Ehehehe.

OP: ((★))I AM NOT EVEN A PERSON.

CC: Oh?

CC: You sure act like one! Unless you're trying to tell me you have no sense of conciousness.

OP: ((★))I AM A DEMON.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE NUANCES OF UNDERSTANDING YOUR MORTAL WAYS.

OP: ((★))I SHALL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

CC: Good for you.

OP: ((★))WAS THAT AN INSTANCE OF "SARCASM"?

CC: I don't even know anymore.

OP: ((★))FASCINATING.

CC: This other brat is wearing my sarcasm bone out so maybe it's time to hold off for a while.

OP: ((★))THERE IS A BRAT?

CC: Have you talked to IM yet.

OP: ((★))A COUPLE OF TIMES.

OP: ((★))SHE IS CALLOUS, IF SUCH IS THE MEANING FOR "BRAT" BY YOUR TERMS.

CC: She's a humongous dummkopf!

OP: ((★))I ASSUME THAT MEANS SHE IS FOOLISH.

OP: ((★))IF SO, I AM INCLINED TO AGREE.

CC: The most foolish of fools.

OP: ((★))FOR WHAT PURPOSE DOES SHE HARASS YOU?

OP: ((★))IS IT ALSO UNDER THE GUISE OF "OBTAINING INFORMATION"?

CC: She hasn't said!

CC: Apparently she's trying to asses if I am an idiot, but I think it is backfiring.

CC: How the gods picked such a pointless person I will never know.

OP: ((★))SHE HAS ALREADY ASSESSED ME AS SUCH, IT WOULD SEEM. I CARE NOT.

OP: ((★))A SMALL MORTAL FEMALE'S OPINION IS OF LITTLE MERIT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I DO QUESTION SOME OF THE CHOICES FOR THIS GREATER PURPOSE.

CC: Unfortunately, the grand scheme of things seems to have placed her at some level of importance.

CC: I really am not seeing what kind of help she is going to be.

CC: All she does is:

CC: 1) state the obvious

CC: 2) that's it.

CC: She's really really bland.

OP: ((★))AND CONCIEVE POORLY THOUGHT OUT INSULTS.

OP: ((★))DO NOT NEGLECT THAT ASPECT.

CC: So she's a boring dumb little kid. Is this the conclusion we've reached.

OP: ((★))IT WOULD SEEM SO.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I HAVE SEEN MUCH OF THE SAME FROM MUCH OF THE MORTALS WITHIN THIS GAME I HAVE ENCOUNTERED, TO VARYING LEVELS.

CC: I'm going to guess that you're a little bit biased, but I will take your word for it.

OP: ((★))MY BIAS IS MERELY THAT MOST SEEMED INCOMPETENT.

CC: Have you spoken with many of them?

OP: ((★))YOU WOULD BE THE TENTH MORTAL I AM AWARE OF, NOT COUNTING MY HOST.

OP: ((★))SOME OF YOURS POSESS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES, I WILL ADMIT.

OP: ((★))OTHERS... I HAVE YET TO SEE THEIR MERIT.

OP: ((★))HENCE MY "BIAS".

CC: Which of them are the less stupid ones.

CC: Tell me.

OP: ((★))I WOULD RECCOMEND THE BLUE MORTAL AND THE MORTAL POSESSING THE RABBIT GAURDIAN.

OP: ((★))THE PURPLE MORTAL IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE.

OP: ((★))THE DARK PURPLE ONE, NOT THE LIGHT ONE.

OP: ((★))AVOID THE HANK-HUMAN.

CC: Hank-human is my best pal, though!

CC: Just kidding.

CC: He thinks this, though.

OP: ((★))WHO YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE YOUR ALLEGIANCES TO IS OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I HAVE GIVEN MY OPINION.

OP: ((★))HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO THOSE OTHER MORTALS?

CC: Only 4 including you.

CC: From what I can tell I arrived at this party kind of late.

OP: ((★))LIKELY. MY HOST WAS ALSO ONE OF THE LATER ONES.

OP: ((★))BY THE TIME I HAD UNCOVERED USAGE OF THE RECTANGULAR DEVICE, NINE OF YOUR KIND WERE ONLINE.

OP: ((★))OR PERHAPS IT WAS TEN. I HAD ONLY BECOME AWARE ONCE ANOTHER HAD BEGUN TO HARASS ME.

CC: Wait, so your host was one of the chosen?

CC: And not you?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT BELIEVE MY KIND WERE MEANT TO BECOME SUCH.

OP: ((★))MY SURVIVAL IN ITSELF SEEMS A FORTUNATE ACCIDENT.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, THE CHEATING OF MY DEATH SHALL BE SHORT LIVED SHOULD MY HOST NOT BE RETURNED TO LIFE.

CC: Oh?

OP: ((★))MY HOST IS DEAD. AS I AM BOUND TO HIM, IT WAS EXPECTED THAT I WOULD PASS ON AS WELL.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, DUE TO THE GAME, I HAVE NOT. IT HAS BEEN ASSUMED THAT HE HAS BEEN PRESERVED SOMEHOW.

OP: ((★))OTHERWISE WE WOULD NOT BE SPEAKING.

CC: Well that's just great.

CC: So you're just dragging a dead body around.

CC: Until he miraculously comes back from the dead?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT AN ACTIVITY I ENJOY DOING, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

CC: Then what are we supposed to do with you.

CC: Are you going to play with us instead?

OP: ((★))I AM INFORMED THAT THERE IS A WAY TO REVIVE MY HOST.

OP: ((★))AT PRESENT I AM PLAYING IN MY HOST'S STEAD, HOWEVER, IF HE IS NOT RETURNED SOON, YOUR PARTY WILL LOSE BOTH MY SERVICES AND HIS POTENTIAL IMPROVEMENT.

OP: ((★))AND GIVEN THAT THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY COMPETENT, THAT WOULD NOT BODE WELL.

CC: But if there's no way to revive him, you're doomed.

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

CC: You might as well sit back and wait for death, then.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE WHAT MY HOST WOULD DO.

OP: ((★))I AT LEAST INTEND TO GET SOMETHING DONE BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEMISE.

OP: ((★))MOSTLY BECAUSE LYING AROUND AND POTENTIALLY BEING EATEN BY THE DARK ONES IS A REPULSIVE NOTION.

CC: I thought you said he was supposed to be competent.

OP: ((★))I MEANT MYSELF.

OP: ((★))MY HOST IS THE LEAST COMPETENT BEING I KNOW.

OP: ((★))THIS ONE WOULD CHANGE THAT, WITH ACCESS TO HIM.

OP: ((★))THE SITUATION WOULD GIVE HIM NO CHOICE.

OP: ((★))WELL, THAT, AND I WOULD PREFER NOT TO PERISH.

OP: ((★))THERE IS NO OPTION OTHERWISE.

CC: So how do you think you're going to go about overcoming this doomed fate you have... mortal?

OP: ((★))I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT A SPRITE HAS STATED THAT TOUCHING LIPS IS INVOLVED.

OP: ((★))THE NOTION REPULSES ME AS MUCH AS IT IMPULSES THE REST OF YOU, I AM SURE.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, IT MUST BE DONE.

CC: What's so bad about lip touching :)

OP: ((★))WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT IT?

CC: Oooooh, lots of things.

OP: ((★))YOU WOULD NOT TEACH ME OF SARCASM BUT YOU BECOME EXCITED BY THIS TOPIC.

CC: Lip touching manages to squeeze in just above sarcasm as far as ranking exciting things goes.

CC: But I'm not going to explain it to you.

OP: ((★))GOOD.

OP: ((★))REGARDLESS, GIVEN THE SITUATION IT WILL NOT BE PLEASANT FOR ANYONE INVOLVED.

-- cannibalComplex [CC] ceased pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 23:22 --

-- cannibalComplex [CC] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 23:23 --

CC: Sorry about that.

CC: I'm in a bit of a hazzardous area.

OP: ((★))IT IS FINE.

CC: But if I catch your drift, someone needs to be doing the smooching to this corpse.

CC: Yeah?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))IF THE SPRITES ARE TO BE BELIEVED, THAT WILL AWAKEN MY HOST FROM DEATH.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT PRETEND TO COMPREHEND THE LOGIC, BUT THIS LAND HAS SHOWN LITTLE THUS FAR.

CC: And you're saying it's going to be very gross, too.

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

CC: So who's going to do it?

OP: ((★))OF THAT I AM UNSURE.

OP: ((★))I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD LIKELY BE A TRIBUTE, AS MOST ARE UNEASY ABOUT PLAYING WITH ELEVEN.

CC: A tribute?

OP: ((★))A SACRIFICE. ONE WHO WOULD BE PERFORMING THIS ACT.

CC: Oh, it's not *that* bad.

CC: There are more diffiuclt things to do.

OP: ((★))DIFFICULT, YES.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, THE CORPSE OF MY HOST WAS CRUSHED BY A METEOR.

OP: ((★))IT HAS SUFFERED SOME... UNFLATTERING DAMAGE.

OP: ((★))ALSO MY HOST HIMSELF WAS FIVE SWEEPS. SIX IF YOU BELIEVE HIS INSISTANCE UPON ROUNDING UP.

CC: I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

OP: ((★))ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT A TWEEN IS?

CC: Not really. I'm not up on goofy english slang.

OP: ((★))AS IT WAS EXPLAINED IT IS A TERM FOR A YOUNG ADOLESCENT.

OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE IF HE HAS ACTUALLY BEGUN THE TRANSITIONAL PHASE MORTALS EXPERIENCE.

CC: It's not like the smooch is going to have sexual intention or anything.

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT THE INTENT, BUT THE NOTION THAT CAUSES YOUR KIND TO BECOME UNEASY.

OP: ((★))I DISLIKE IT MERELY BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER NOT TOUCH ANY OF YOU IN A MEANS THAT WOULD NOT EMIT BLOOD. THIS IS GOING TO REQUIRE REMARKABLE SELF CONTROL ON MY BEHALF.

CC: So you're a big baby, basically.

OP: ((★))DO BABIES TYPICALLY TEAR THE FACES OFF AND DEVOUR THE SOULS OF LESSER BEINGS?

CC: Yes, that's exactly what they do.

OP: ((★))IS THAT IS NOT MORE OF YOUR SARCASM, THAN THAT IS FASCINATING.

OP: ((★))I SHALL HAVE TO LEARN MORE OF THESE CREATURES.

CC: You probably don't want to, they're arguably more gross than corpse kissing.

OP: ((★))IF THEY DEVOUR SOULS THEY ARE ARGUABLY MORE PLEASANT THAN MORALS.

OP: ((★))OR ARE BABIES A FORM OF MORTAL CREATURE?

CC: I suppose they don't have to be, by definition.

CC: Weren't you a baby at one point.

OP: ((★))INCORRECT.

CC: So you started out life just like you are right now?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))I SCARCELY RECALL MY CREATION.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I WAS NOT BORN TO A PARENTAL CREATURE IN THE MEANS MORTALS ARE.

CC: That's so boring.

OP: ((★))I WOULD THINK NOT. SATANIC COPULATION IS NOT UPON THE LIST OF THINGS I WOULD BE ENTHUSIASTIC TO ACCOUNT FOR AMONG MY BASE OF KNOWLEDGE.

OP: ((★))I FEEL FORTUNATE, ALMOST.

CC: Then getting a kiss won't be so bad. Suck it up!

OP: ((★))WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM DOING?

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT MY END THAT IS UNWILLING.

OP: ((★))AS I SAID, I REQUIRE A TRIBUTE.

CC: You'd better get to work on convincing someone to do it then.

CC: How are they even supposed to be getting to you?

OP: ((★))FROM WHT INTELLIGENCE I HAVE GATHERED, THERE ARE PORTALS OF SORTS SCATTERED ABOUT OUR LANDS.

OP: ((★))THERE IS SPECULATION THAT THESE WOULD PERMIT INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL BETWEEN LANDS.

CC: So find one of those gates and smooch the heck out of the first person you see!

CC: Get it over with.

OP: ((★))IS THAT NOT CONSIDERED IMPROPER?

OP: ((★))BESIDES I AM UNAWARE OF HOW SUCH WOULD WORK.

OP: ((★))THE SPRITE HAD CLAIMED THAT IT WAS THEY WHO WOULD HAVE TO DO THE "SMOOCH"ING. CORPSES ARE TYPICALLY INCAPABLE OF SUCH.

CC: You're not in control of the corpse?

OP: ((★))I AM.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I AM AWARE OF ONLY BASIC FUNCTIONS.

OP: ((★))I TAUGHT MYSELF TO UTILIZE THE MEAT WADS AND SMALL APPENDAGES TO WALK AND TYPE, FOR INSTANCE.

OP: ((★))BEYOND THAT, I AM UNSURE. I HAVE NO RECORD OF MY HOST DOING SUCH TO REFERENCE.

CC: All you have to do is coordinate his face so that it smashes into someone else's face.

OP: ((★))IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO IT?

CC: On a technical level.

CC: Unless you want to die! :)

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))I WILL EMPLOY THIS TACTIC.

OP: ((★))BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU BLACKMAILED ME.

OP: ((★))OR WHATEVER ARTS YOU HAVE EMPLOYED TO MANIPULATE MY MIND.

CC: Magics ~*~*~*~

OP: ((★))ARE YOU A MAYJIK HAG THEN?

CC: The most "mayjik" of all.

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))I SHALL KEEP MY EYE ON YOU.

OP: ((★))YOU WILL NOT EMPLOY YOUR MAYJIK-HAG-TEMPRESS POWERS HERE.

CC: ;)

OP: ((★))AND DO NOT UTILIZE THE SEMICOLON FACE.

OP: ((★))IT IS UNSETTLING.

CC: I'll make sure to not semicolon at you in the future.

OP: ((★))THANK YOU.

CC: Bitte.

OP: ((★))BUT IF YOU ARE A MAYJIK HAG... ARE YOU VERSED WITHIN THE OCCULT ARTS?

CC: Oh, you don't know the half of it!

CC: You know, on a full moon I can change into a monster!

OP: ((★))BUT YOU DO NOT DEAL IN SPIRITS, I TAKE IT.

CC: No.

CC: I am just messing with you.

CC: Bitte bitte.

OP: ((★))DO NOT DO THAT.

CC: Okay!

OP: ((★))MY HOST HAS AN INTEREST IN SUCH THINGS. PERHAPS YOU CAN DISCUSS YOUR INTEREST IN TRANSFORMING INTO WERETHINGS WITH HIM.

CC: If stops being dead, maybe.

CC: (*if he)

OP: ((★))A FAIR POINT.

OP: ((★))AT ANY RATE, I SHOULD LIKELY KEEP MOVING. THE JOINTS ON THIS CORPSE GET COLD OTHERWISE.

CC: Lovely.

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE THAT IS WHAT YOU MORTALS WOULD REFER TO AS "TMI"?

OP: ((★))EITHER WAY, I SHOULD BE GOING. FAREWELL, MORTAL.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 01:07 --

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Bobi and Minion have a lengthy discussion about various topics concerning the game. Andi unfortunately still isn't off the hitlist.

-- mintNewtons [MN] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 13:14 --

MN: hey so.

MN: youre the demon, right.

MN: got mixed reports on you, bud.

MN: but i know how to give all due respect so.

MN: allow me.

MN: how do you do, sir.

OP: ((★))YOU MORTALS ARE CERTAINLY PRONE TO GOSSIP.

OP: ((★))BUT YOU WOULD BE CORRECT.

MN: yeah i think thats part of the "human experience."

MN: well.

MN: troll experience too.

MN: id say mortal experience but im not exactly sure if all animals gossip.

MN: i dont think rabbits gossip.

MN: i could ask mint but i dont want to bother her with stupid ass questions so.

MN: but yeah ive heard some stuff about you from a few different sources.

OP: ((★))MOST MORTALS ARE NOT AS PRONE TO IDLE CHATTER FOR THE PURPOSE OF SELF-SABOTAGE, 'TIS TRUE.

OP: ((★))AND I AM UNINTERESTED.

OP: ((★))COLLECT YOUR OWN OPINIONS.

MN: apparently youre possessing "the agriel."

OP: ((★))BUT THAT IS CORRECT.

MN: i am i am.

MN: you see thats why im talking to you.

MN: to collect my own opinion.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ONE OF YOU HAS COME TO THIS ONE WITH PURPOSE.

OP: ((★))VERY WELL.

OP: ((★))OBSERVE AS YOU WILL.

MN: yeah but ill be the first to admit that its not a very good purpose.

MN: not exactly sure how im supposed to talk with a demon.

MN: what do demons even like to talk about.

OP: ((★))WE ARE CONVERSING AT PRESENT, CORRECT?

OP: ((★))THAT IS ENOUGH.

MN: im not so much a narcissist to say that demons like talking about how much they hate mortals, so.

MN: do you have any interests.

MN: hobbies.

MN: things that you do besides

MN: possess trolls, apparently.

MN: also why do you have a quirk if youre a demon.

MN: do demons pull that shit too.

OP: ((★))IT WAS MY HOST'S. I AM UNAWARE HOW TO REMOVE IT, AS WELL AS HOW TO CEASE THE LARGE LETTERS.

OP: ((★))BUT I RATHER LIKE THE LARGE LETTERS. SO THEY SHALL REMAIN.

MN: wait.

MN: so is this quirk thing just

MN: ingrained in trolls.

MN: like they literally cannot type without it.

OP: ((★))I WOULD ASSUME SO.

MN: because that would explain so much shit.

MN: wow.

MN: i feel sorry for you.

OP: ((★))DO NOT PITY ME. MY HOST'S WAS NOT OVERLY COMPLEX.

MN: i was going to laugh at your faggot ass looking random scene star there but now i just feel bad.

OP: ((★))EXCUSE YOU.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THAT FAGGOT ASS LOOKING SCENE STAR HELD PURPOSE.

OP: ((★))I AM NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS BUT I TAKE OFFENSE ON BEHALF OF MY HOST.

OP: ((★))EVEN IF HE WAS PROBABLY A LAZY FAGGOT ASS LOOKING SCENE STAR HIMSELF.

OP: ((★))WHICH I SUPPOSE VALIDATES YOUR COMMENT, IN HINDSIGHT.

OP: ((★))CONTINUE.

MN: what kind of purpose would the star have.

MN: it just looks silly.

MN: but ok sorry i didnt mean to offend your host and by extension you.

MN: im not sure what were supposed to do with you to be honest.

MN: one guy mentioned that we could bring your host back to life or that he would try to.

OP: ((★))I WOULD ASSUME THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO THAT STATEMENT.

MN: do you know anything about that.

OP: ((★))BY EXTENSION, I SHOULD BE DEAD ALONG WITH THIS CORPSE.

OP: ((★))BUT I AM NOT.

OP: ((★))THUS I MUST ASSUME THERE IS SOME OTHER INCARNATION OF MY HOST OUT THERE THAT REMAINS LIVING STILL.

OP: ((★))HOW TO LOCATE HIM, I AM UNSURE.

OP: ((★))BUT HE IS LIKELY ALIVE.

MN: so what youre saying is that.

MN: since this is a game

MN: he has a 1up.

MN: but we have to unlock the 1up somehow.

MN: or else youre just going to sit there confused and in control of the body

MN: and everyone else is going to think this kid is dead for good.

MN: right.

OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE WHAT A "1UP" IS, BUT I AM ASSUMING IT IS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF AN ADDITIONAL LIFE. YOU WOULD BE CORRECT.

MN: oh yeah shit.

OP: ((★))MY ASSUMPTION IS BASELESS OTHER THAN MY OWN CONTINUED EXISTANCE.

MN: right youre a demon.

MN: gomen.

OP: ((★))WHAT IS A GOMEN.

MN: yeah i meant an extra life.

OP: ((★))WHO ARE THESE MEN AND WHY MUST THEY GO?

MN: a very serious phrase oft-uttered by serious people.

MN: meaning.

MN: "i am so deeply sorry that it physically pains me."

OP: ((★))I WILL ACCEPT YOUR HALF-GROVEL.

MN: no you see with gomen

MN: its a full grovel

MN: every time.

MN: it might as well be 3 grovels.

MN: with how serious

MN: that word is.

OP: ((★))I WILL ACCEPT THESE FULL THREE GROVELS THEN.

OP: ((★))I HAVE LITTLE TIME TO PUT ON AIRS. I ASSUME I HAVE NOT MUCH TIME MYSELF.

OP: ((★))IF I CANNOT LOCATE MY HOST, I WILL LIKELY PERISH. AS WILL HE.

MN: right so we should act quickly if we want to get anywhere at all.

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

MN: because yeah losing you and him this early would be pretty fucking shitty.

MN: do you have any leads whatsoever.

OP: ((★))NONE TO SPEAK OF.

OP: ((★))... HOLD A MOMENT.

OP: ((★))I REQUIRE THOUGHT.

MN: holding.

OP: ((★))MY HOST HAD ONCE FEARED TO SLEEP. NAMELY BECAUSE I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL BEYOND THE FRAME OF YOUR REALM, BUT THAT IS WHERE WE WERE LINKED.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS THERE IS A MEDIUM BETWEEN THIS LAND AND THE SUBCONTIOUS PLANE YOUR KIND KNOWS TO BE MY REALM.

MN: ok i think i got this.

MN: what youre saying is

MN: the answer lies

MN: in dreams.

OP: ((★))IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THE SUBCONTIOUS PLANE?

MN: i dont think that even fucking exists.

MN: im guessing.

OP: ((★))MY HOST WOULD CALL THEM REFER TO THEM AS NIGHTMARES.

OP: ((★))AND THAT WAS TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND I DO APOLOGIZE.

MN: ok, so dreams.

MN: got you.

MN: dont sweat it.

MN: i could typo a bit to make you feel better.

MN: if it would.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD IMPROVE MY MOOD, YES.

MN: justy give me time.

MN: *jsut

MN: *jsut

MN: (*jsut

MN: *JSUTJ

MN: **JUST

MN: JESUS.

MN: i didnt even MEAN TO TYPO THERE.

MN: GODDAMNED SHIT.

OP: ((★))DO NOT "SWEAT" IT.

OP: ((★))THAT WAS ACCEPTABLE.

OP: ((★))LET US CONTINUE ON THE TOPIC AT HAND.

MN: sounds good.

MN: come on though "jsutj" that was impressive.

MN: but yes so in dreams we could

MN: possibly reach some realm

MN: where we could do what, exactly.

OP: ((★))THAT WAS INDEED IMPRESSIVE.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I CANNOT SAY.

OP: ((★))IF MY HOST IS THERE, HE IS LIKELY NOT CONSCIOUS AND IN A WEAKENED STATE, IF NOT ACTIVELY DYING.

OP: ((★))I CAN SCARCELY FEEL HIS PRESENCE.

MN: well then how can we help him.

OP: ((★))THAT I AM UNAWARE.

MN: i mean even if we see him in the dream what the fuck can we do there.

MN: "wow man look at you you look like shit."

MN: how can that possibly be of any use to anyone.

OP: ((★))I REQUESTED THE YELLOW ONE TO SEEK CONSOLE WITH THE MOTHER OF PIGS.

OP: ((★))SHE HAS NOT RETURNED TO ME WITH INFORMATION AT PRESENT.

OP: ((★))THERE WAS AN OVERARCHING TERM SHE HAD USED FOR SUCH BEINGS. I CANNOT REMEMBER IT.

MN: the mother of pigs.

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

MN: this better not be a reference to the lord of the flies because i definitely did not read that fucking book.

OP: ((★))THE MOTHER OF PIGS AND ALSO SPONGES, AS SHE EXPLAINED IT.

OP: ((★))NO I DO NOT BELIEVE THERE IS A LORD INVOLVED.

OP: ((★))THERE ARE FLIES, BUT THAT BEING LIES ELSEWHERE.

MN: goddamnit.

MN: im just going to sparknotes it again just in case.

MN: but wait sponges.

OP: ((★))I POSESS ONE OF THESE BEINGS MYSELF. MY HOST THREW HIS USELESS GAURDIAN AT THE GREAT LIGHT TO CREATE IT.

MN: do you mean her sprite.

OP: ((★))BUT CORRECT.

MN: oh.

MN: ooooh.

OP: ((★))THAT WAS THE TERM I SOUGHT.

MN: no i think i finally understand what youre saying.

MN: so.

MN: if i talked to my sprite.

MN: she might have an answer.

MN: and we could go from there?

OP: ((★))PERHAPS.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE MOST HELPFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPREHENSION, MORTAL.

MN: okay like give me.

MN: literally 2 minutes im going to ask her.

OP: ((★))GRANTED.

MN: shes sunning right now.

OP: ((★))IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY TWO MINUTES. HAS SHE DISCLOSED THE INFORMATION?

MN: uh.

MN: in her own way.

MN: sorry it took longer than i expected.

OP: ((★))THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.

OP: ((★))WHAT HAS SHE SPOKEN OF?

MN: she was never this flighty back when she was alive but i guess being dead would do some shit to you.

MN: she mentioned kissing a corpse.

OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS RATHER REPULSIVE.

MN: and she was going on about how there was more but then her ear started twitching very badly and she wouldnt stop telling me about how much she just wanted to stamp her foot.

MN: and i felt bad for her and dropped it.

OP: ((★))UGH.

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE THAT IS MORE THAN I CAN RETRIEVE OUT OF MY HOST'S "SPRITE".

MN: yeah.

MN: i think its actually physically impossible to get ALL the information out from them.

OP: ((★))THE NATURE OF THIS GAME IS IRRITATING.

MN: whenever i ask mint to disclose fine details she starts twitching in horrible ways and idk its worrisome. B\

OP: ((★))WERE YOU CLOSE IN THE MEANS MORTAL CREATURES OFTEN ARE?

MN: but yeah.

MN: uh as close as a girl and a rabbit can be i think.

OP: ((★))I FIND A DISLIKE FOR PROPER INTERROGATION STEMS FROM SUCH.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER.

OP: ((★))CORPSE KISSING.

OP: ((★))WOULD IT BE THE CORPSE I PRESENTLY INHABIT USED FOR THIS RITUAL, OR CAN WE SIMPLY OBTAIN ANY?

MN: i dont think this game has a surplus of corpses laying around. B\

OP: ((★))THAT IS TRUE. THE BLACK CREATURES I HAVE ERADICATED SIMPLY EXPLODE INTO GEMS.

MN: but nah i think she was trying to stutter out that we had to use "his body" etc.

OP: ((★))SIMILARLY TO THE MAN IN THE TOWEL TRANSFORMING THE PAPER STUBS INTO DIAMONDS.

MN: the man in the towel.

MN: what.

MN: demon im not following again.

MN: curse my pesky, tiny mortal brain.

OP: ((★))IT IS A "COMMERCIAL" ON THE TELEVISION. I WAS MAKING AN ALLUSION TO YOUR PROGRAMMING.

OP: ((★))I MUST WORK ON THESE MORTAL "JOKES".

MN: i dont watch much tv.

MN: its ok i bet it would have been hilarious if id have gotten it.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD EXPLAIN YOUR LACK OF COMPREHENSION.

OP: ((★))BUT THANK YOU.

MN: youre welcome.

MN: anyway it seems that someone has to kiss your hosts corpse.

MN: and probably in a weird place or way i dont fucking know.

MN: or maybe its something else.

OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS MORALLY REPULSIVE.

MN: at any rate theres something involved that mint couldnt tell me.

MN: maybe she was just trying to warn me of mouth herpes i dont fucking know.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS

MN: but yeah it does sound pretty fucking nasty.

OP: ((★))FINDING A WILLING TRIBUTE WOULD BE DIFFICULT.

OP: ((★))MY HOST WAS CRUSHED BY A METEOR.

MN: i know where this is going.

MN: nasty.

MN: nasty nasty nasty.

OP: ((★))ALSO HE WAS UNDER THE AGE OF TYPICAL ADOLSENCE

MN: how old we talking.

OP: ((★))I HOPE YOUR TRIBUTE IS NOT OVERLY PICKY OF AGE.

OP: ((★))FIVE SWEEPS. HE WAS APPROACHING SIX.

OP: ((★))OR SO HE OFT CLAIMED.

MN: oh my god.

MN: shit.

MN: and hes just this

MN: gory crushed corpse.

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

MN: how nasty are we talking here.

MN: like are organs visible.

OP: ((★))I HAVE MANAGED TO REFORM THE BODY IN ORDER TO RETAIN ITS PREVIOUS STRUCTURE.

MN: but its still nasty?

OP: ((★))AND I HAVE DEALT WITH THE "ORGAN" BUSINESS.

OP: ((★))BUT HE HAS QUITE A FEW BURNS.

OP: ((★))SO YES.

OP: ((★))SLIGHTLY HINGING ON WHAT YOU MORTALS WOULD FIND REPULSIVE.

MN: im sure we could find someone whod be fine with it.

OP: ((★))IN THE WORDS OF YOUR ONLINE SPACES, "0/10, WOULD NOT BANG"

OP: ((★))HOPEFULLY.

OP: ((★))I WOULD PREFER NOT TO DIE.

MN: yeah no and i dont want kiddo there to die either.

MN: and no one has to bang him i mean its only a kiss.

MN: but the question remains.

MN: how do we get there?

OP: ((★))I WOULD RATHER REMAIN IGNORANT TO YOUR MORTAL MEANS OF REPRODUCTION.

OP: ((★))BUT THAT IS A VALID QUESTION.

MN: darn.

MN: i really wanted to tell you

MN: all about

MN: the hoohahs.

MN: another time then.

MN: but yeah uh.

MN: i assume we can visit each other? at least other people are assuming so.

MN: and id rather trust that they have some kind of basis for their assumptions.

MN: B\

MN: i guess you wouldnt know though.

MN: youre a demon not a game construct.

MN: youre just as clueless as me.

MN: maybe moreso.

OP: ((★))THAT IS SO. HOWEVER, I WOULD ASSUME THIS GAME WOULD NOT PERMIT FOR 12 SURVIVORS IF THERE WERE NO WAY FOR THEM TO INTERACT PHYSICALLY.

OP: ((★))THUS THEIR ASSUMPTIONS MAY HOLD SOME MERIT.

MN: yeah same here.

MN: and idk some of these lands seem brutal.

MN: like.

MN: you should not stay there for an extended period of time brutal

MN: which would imply that the game would allow you to travel off of them.

OP: ((★))LIKELY.

OP: ((★))THERE IS A GLOWING SHAPE FAR ABOVE MY PRESENT LOCATION.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS WE ARE MEANT TO APPROACH THOSE FOR FURTHER ENLIGHTENMENT.

MN: above.

MN: i seem to recall that

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

MN: there was a build option in the interface.

OP: ((★))PERHAPS YOU CAN REACH THAT?

OP: ((★))THE MORTAL WHO WAS GUIDING MY HOST HAS TAKEN A DISLIKE TO ME.

MN: ill talk to my server then.

MN: maybe she can redeem herself.

OP: ((★))I DOUBT I CAN INQUIRE OF HIM.

MN: thats fine.

OP: ((★))I HOPE THIS SERVER PROVES COMPETENT YET.

MN: yeah you just sit tight.

MN: oh no.

MN: shes not.

MN: shes pretty horrible.

OP: ((★))I AM SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS.

MN: im taking a gamble just by asking her but you know what--

MN: hAHAHA.

MN: you see THAT was good.

OP: ((★))WHAT?

OP: ((★))WAS IT?

MN: that joke.

MN: yes.

MN: lol there you go.

OP: ((★))I MAY BE GETTING A GRASP ON THIS YET.

MN: that you may.

MN: man, demon.

MN: when we get to the bottom of this

MN: i might actually be sorry to see you be pushed back into your host.

MN: or however the fuck this works.

MN: (lol)

OP: ((★))YES, I WOULD NOT BE OPENLY CONVERSING WITH YOUR PARTY ONCE I AM RE-JOINED, SHOULD HE REFUSE TO PERMIT ME TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, HE MAY BE CONVINCED TO ALLOW ME TO SPEAK SHOULD YOU PUSH AT HIM ENOUGH.

MN: ill keep it in mind.

MN: i dont want to make the guy feel like shit tho.

MN: i bet he also has his merits.

OP: ((★))DOUBTFUL.

MN: shhh

MN: shhh

MN: let me have my hope.

OP: ((★))IT IS USELESS, BUT VERY WELL.

MN: even if they are totally in vain.

MN: but alright.

MN: ill see if i can get to the bottom of this for you.

MN: maybe i could find someone willing to kiss the boy.

MN: doubtful.

OP: ((★))DOUBTFUL INDEED.

OP: ((★))BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

MN: but ill see if its possible to travel to each others lands.

OP: ((★))I SHALL REMEMBER THIS, MORTAL.

MN: i have some ideas

MN: assuming.

MN: but hey can i ask you

MN: once last thing

OP: ((★))SPEAK.

MN: before i let you go.

MN: right ok.

MN: one of the morals

MN: *mortlats

MN: *mortals

MN: i think offended you pretty badly.

MN: and you threatened to get her in her sleep or some shit.

OP: ((★))AH YES, THE ONE WHO FLUNG POORLY DEVELOPPED INSULTS.

OP: ((★))SHE BECKONED FOR ME TO END HER.

MN: look, i know she was being a fucking snot.

MN: but could you let her off the hook.

MN: i mean it sounds like too much effort to end her anyway.

MN: i dont think its worth it.

OP: ((★))IT WOULD BE QUITE EASY, IN TRUTH. I KNOW HOW AND IN WHAT PLACES YOU MORTALS BREAK.

OP: ((★))I WILL NOT FORGET. HOWEVER, I WILL NOT HUNT EITHER.

OP: ((★))ASSURE SHE WILL NOT APPROACH ME.

OP: ((★))NO HARM WILL COME TO HER.

OP: ((★))SHOULD SHE STEP NEAR, I MAKE NO PROMISE.

OP: ((★))IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE FEASTED OF MORTAL SOUL.

MN: could you put it off though like im not asking you to forget im just begging you to forgive.

MN: shes a little shit but losing people in this game is probably not good and i dont think she meant anything by it.

OP: ((★))NO.

MN: also shes my server and i need her to help you.

MN: so.

OP: ((★))THAT IS A DEALING YOU WILL MAKE WITH MY HOST, SHOULD YOU RECOVER HIM.

MN: if you kill her youve fucked me over and then i cant help your host.

MN: no like right now.

MN: until we get him back.

OP: ((★))HAVE YOU BEEN READING MORTAL.

OP: ((★))I WILL NOT HUNT.

MN: i am reading.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER.

MN: so what i should do

MN: is tell her

MN: to not talk to you.

MN: right.

MN: you just got me on edge with that "feasting on mortal soul" bit.

OP: ((★))SHE MAY SPEAK IF SHE HAS VALID REASON OTHER THAN ATTEMPTING TO MOCK ME.

OP: ((★))OTHERWISE, SHE WILL NOT APPROACH ME. NOT HERE, NOT IN THE OTHER REALM.

OP: ((★))SHE INVITED MY ACTION.

OP: ((★))I AM DUTY-BOUND UNPERMITTED TO REFUSE IT.

MN: ugh.

OP: ((★))MY KIND DOES NOT FORGIVE.

MN: ok ill have a chat with her then.

OP: ((★))THANK YOU.

MN: gomen for asking.

MN: didnt mean to disrespect your demon...ness.

OP: ((★))AS STATED, I HAVE NO TIME TO PUT ON AIRS.

MN: but ill tell her to stop being such a little shit.

MN: well no.

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE, HOWEVER.

MN: but ok ill be sure to work with her and try and find someone to kiss your host.

OP: ((★))THANK YOU.

MN: anyway i probably should leave and

MN: figure out how to do this before time runs out.

MN: if his lifeforce or whatever the fuck is draining.

OP: ((★))A GOOD PLAN. YOU ARE MORE SENSIBLE THAN MOST OF YOUR KIND I HAVE ENCOUNTERED.

OP: ((★))I SHALL SEE IF I CANNOT DIVINE OTHER INFORMATION REGARDING THE NATURE OF THIS GAME.

MN: ill take that as a compliment even though knowing your sample size its just an expression of lack of good alternatives.

MN: so thanks.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE WELCOME.

MN: but yeah and keep me and the others updated if you can.

MN: we could probably use it.

OP: ((★))I WILL DO THAT THEN.

MN: alright then.

MN: ill talk to you when i have some better leads, demon.

MN: if you could x out first id really appreciate it.

OP: ((★))VERY WELL. FAREWELL. I ENDEAVOR WE BOTH FIND SUCCESS.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering mintNewtons [MN] at 14:26 --

[occultprisoner]

minion concept doodles :'B

[fatalisticfortune]

==> Pester the demon

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[occultprisoner]

The only problem with possessing your host's corpse fully is that naysayers will doubtlessly have reason to protest about it. It is this one's body, and thus this one's business, correct?

-- bombasticBrave [BB] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 22:00 --

BB: Agriel?

OP: ((★))YES HELLO THIS IS THE AGRIEL.

OP: ((★))WHAT DO YOU WANT.

BB: Dude oh my fuckin

BB: you're alive

BB: Holy shit

OP: ((★))OH YOU MEAN THAT AGRIEL.

OP: ((★))NO HE IS DEAD.

BB: Wait what

OP: ((★))CRUSHED UNDER THE METEOR.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE THE HANK-HUMAN YESÉ

BB: I'm confused

BB: I'm Hank ye you know that agriel

BB: stop foolin'

OP: ((★))THERE IS NO 'FOOLING' TO BE HAD HERE.

OP: ((★))THE AGRIEL IS DEAD.

OP: ((★))THIS ONE IS ALL THAT REMAINS.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THE BOY HAS MENTIONED ME AS "THE DEMON".

OP: ((★))BUT THE BOY, HE IS GONE. GONE LIKE YOUR MORTAL REALM.

BB: O

OP: ((★))YOU MAY COMMENCE WITH THE FLEEING.

BB: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HIS BODY GET OUT OF THERE

OP: ((★))NO.

BB: GOD DAMMIT I WILL SMOTHER YOU IN SALT

OP: ((★))I WOULD PREFER SUGAR.

OP: ((★))BUT SALT IS ACCEPTABLE I SUPPOSE.

BB: NO DEMONS HATE SALT DONT YOU LIE TO ME I SEEN THE SUPERNATURAL EPISODES

OP: ((★))SUPERNATURAL...EPISODES?

OP: ((★))DO YOU PERHAPS MEAN ENCOUNTERS?

BB: OH HELL NO I RATHER NOT ENCOUNTER ANYTHING

BB: why am I talking in caps

BB: Get out that body !

OP: ((★))I HAVE EXPRESSED EARLIER TO A YOUTHFUL MORTAL THAT SHE SHOULD CONSIDER MORE LARGE LETTERS. HER RESPONSE WAS UNENTHUSIASTIC.

OP: ((★))BUT I WILL NOT.

BB: NO SERIOUSLY DUDE

BB: GE TTHE FUCK OUT

BB: that is agriel's body man you can't just

BB: you can't just use it like that

OP: ((★))YOU KEEP SAYING THAT AS THOUGH IT WILL CHANGE AFFAIRS.

OP: ((★))AND HE HAS UTILIZED MY ASSISTANCE FOR THE PAST TWO SWEEPS.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO THIS PROPERTY AS HIS MEAGER SOUL DOES.

BB: It's not property!

BB: Come on

BB: please I'm begging you here man

BB: You can't I mean just

OP: ((★))YOU ALSO SPEAK AS THOUGH YOU ARE AWARE OF THESE AFFAIRS, MORTAL.

OP: ((★))THIS SITUATION IS MORE COMPLEX THAN YOUR COMPREHENSION WOULD ALLOW.

OP: ((★))SPEAK NO MORE OF IT.

BB: I

BB: WELL

BB: NO

BB: But if you mess up that body I will probably cry scream and kick your ass and piss my pants while doing it

OP: ((★))THE BODY WAS MESSED UP WHEN I GOT IT. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

BB: THAT DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

OP: ((★))AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL SYMPATHETIC AT PRESENT?

BB: Oh right I'm dealing with a demon. YOU BETTER NOT

BB: make Agriel look like a fucking weird ass monster

OP: ((★))YOU ANTICIPATE I CAN ALTER HIS APPEARANCE. THAT IS NOT WITHIN MY CAPABILITIES.

BB: Yeah let's keep that way you body snatching meaniebutt >.>

OP: ((★))I DO NOT HAVE A "BUTT".

BB: BULLSHIT OF COURSE AGRIEL HAS A BUTT

OP: ((★))I THOUGHT YOU WERE INSISTENT IN YOUR CLAIMS THAT I AM NOT THE AGRIEL.

OP: ((★))I IN MY NATURAL FORM DO NOT HAVE A BUTT.

BB: THE FUCK IS A NATURAL FORM

OP: ((★))THE FORM I WAS CREATED WITHIN.

BB: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

BB: YOU HAVE A BUTT

BB: IT'S AGRIEL'S BUUT

BB: BUTT

OP: ((★))PRESENTLY YES.

OP: ((★))BUT IT IS THE AGRIEL'S BUTT.

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT MY BUTT.

BB: you see that thing behind agriel that looks like a plump pillow that's oha ye you're right

OP: ((★))WHY ARE YOU GAZING UPON MY HOST'S BUTT.

OP: ((★))THAT IS FIFTEEN DIFFERENT SHADES OF INAPPROPRIATE.

OP: ((★))I AM OFFENDED.

BB: I AM NOT GAZING

BB: IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT A BOOTY

BB: I WOULD

BB: I JUST KNOW HE HAS A BUTT OKAY

BB: and don't you DARE bring up that filth of fifteen shades of NO OKAY

OP: ((★))WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS DISCUSSION?

OP: ((★))LET US CEASE WITH THIS TOPIC.

BB: sounds like someone can't handle the booty

OP: ((★))I AM AN ANCIENT BEING FROM TIMES BEYOND THE CONCEPTION OF YOUR SPECIES.

OP: ((★))YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IF I HAVE NO INNATE DESIRE TO DISCUSS MY TWEEN HOST'S ""BOOTY"".

BB: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT KNOWING I HAD TO DEAL WITH AN OLD AS DIRT BEING

OP: ((★))THE DIRT REMAINS OLDER, BUT YOU ARE NOW PRESENTLY AWARE.

BB: ARE YOU SASSYING ME

BB: YOU SASSYING ME GRANDPA

OP: ((★))WHAT IS SASSYING.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS A PROPER WORD.

BB: Okay

BB: I'm gonna admit

BB: for a demon

BB: your pretty fun to talk to

BB: but I still don't like you being in agriel

OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS TO BE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.

BB: IT IS NOT

OP: ((★))IT IS FOR YOU.

OP: ((★))AS YOU HAVE NOT CEASED WITH THE MATTER AFTER I HAVE EXPLAINED NOTHING COULD BE DONE.

BB: SOMETHIGN COULD HAVE BEEN DONE

BB: if you tried hardder and me

BB: we could have saved him okay

BB: we jsut took too long

OP: ((★))I CANNOT SAVE WHAT DID NOT WANT TO BE SAVED.

BB: HE TOTALLY WANTED TO BE SAVED YOU LIL SHIT

OP: ((★))YOU ARE NOT COMPREHENDING aGAIN.

OP: ((★))THE BOY HAD SOME MEASURE OF CONTROL OVER MY ABILITIES. OUT OF HIS OWN WILL, HE CAUSED ME TO WITHDRAW.

OP: ((★))ONE OF HIS FOOL SCHEMES TO KILL ME, I PRESUME. HE HAD ALWAYS THOUGHT BY PACIFYING ME AND WEAKENING HIMSELF THAT I WOULD GROW POWERLESS.

BB: You lying sack of shit. That's not true!

OP: ((★))BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL.

BB: I BELIEVE THAT YOU DID ON PURPOSE YOU PUNK

BB: YOU LET HIM DIE AND

OP: ((★))AND?

BB: AND

BB: FUCK YOU

-- bombasticBrave [BB] ceased pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 22:45 --

[vehementpundit-blog]

==> Pester the "all powerful" greenblood.

— vehementPundit [VP] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 11:27 —

VP: ____[] Oi.

VP: ____[] Greenblood.

VP: ____[] I heard you said you could kill everybody any Time you wanTed?

OP: ((★))YES I DO BELIEVE THAT WAS THE COLOR THAT SPILLED OUT.

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