Bobi and Minion have a lengthy discussion about various topics concerning the game. Andi unfortunately still isn't off the hitlist.
-- mintNewtons [MN] began pestering occultPrisoner [OP] at 13:14 --
MN: youre the demon, right.
MN: got mixed reports on you, bud.
MN: but i know how to give all due respect so.
OP: ((★))YOU MORTALS ARE CERTAINLY PRONE TO GOSSIP.
OP: ((★))BUT YOU WOULD BE CORRECT.
MN: yeah i think thats part of the "human experience."
MN: troll experience too.
MN: id say mortal experience but im not exactly sure if all animals gossip.
MN: i dont think rabbits gossip.
MN: i could ask mint but i dont want to bother her with stupid ass questions so.
MN: but yeah ive heard some stuff about you from a few different sources.
OP: ((★))MOST MORTALS ARE NOT AS PRONE TO IDLE CHATTER FOR THE PURPOSE OF SELF-SABOTAGE, 'TIS TRUE.
OP: ((★))AND I AM UNINTERESTED.
OP: ((★))COLLECT YOUR OWN OPINIONS.
MN: apparently youre possessing "the agriel."
OP: ((★))BUT THAT IS CORRECT.
MN: you see thats why im talking to you.
MN: to collect my own opinion.
OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ONE OF YOU HAS COME TO THIS ONE WITH PURPOSE.
OP: ((★))OBSERVE AS YOU WILL.
MN: yeah but ill be the first to admit that its not a very good purpose.
MN: not exactly sure how im supposed to talk with a demon.
MN: what do demons even like to talk about.
OP: ((★))WE ARE CONVERSING AT PRESENT, CORRECT?
MN: im not so much a narcissist to say that demons like talking about how much they hate mortals, so.
MN: do you have any interests.
MN: things that you do besides
MN: possess trolls, apparently.
MN: also why do you have a quirk if youre a demon.
MN: do demons pull that shit too.
OP: ((★))IT WAS MY HOST'S. I AM UNAWARE HOW TO REMOVE IT, AS WELL AS HOW TO CEASE THE LARGE LETTERS.
OP: ((★))BUT I RATHER LIKE THE LARGE LETTERS. SO THEY SHALL REMAIN.
MN: so is this quirk thing just
MN: like they literally cannot type without it.
OP: ((★))I WOULD ASSUME SO.
MN: because that would explain so much shit.
MN: i feel sorry for you.
OP: ((★))DO NOT PITY ME. MY HOST'S WAS NOT OVERLY COMPLEX.
MN: i was going to laugh at your faggot ass looking random scene star there but now i just feel bad.
OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THAT FAGGOT ASS LOOKING SCENE STAR HELD PURPOSE.
OP: ((★))I AM NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS BUT I TAKE OFFENSE ON BEHALF OF MY HOST.
OP: ((★))EVEN IF HE WAS PROBABLY A LAZY FAGGOT ASS LOOKING SCENE STAR HIMSELF.
OP: ((★))WHICH I SUPPOSE VALIDATES YOUR COMMENT, IN HINDSIGHT.
MN: what kind of purpose would the star have.
MN: but ok sorry i didnt mean to offend your host and by extension you.
MN: im not sure what were supposed to do with you to be honest.
MN: one guy mentioned that we could bring your host back to life or that he would try to.
OP: ((★))I WOULD ASSUME THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO THAT STATEMENT.
MN: do you know anything about that.
OP: ((★))BY EXTENSION, I SHOULD BE DEAD ALONG WITH THIS CORPSE.
OP: ((★))THUS I MUST ASSUME THERE IS SOME OTHER INCARNATION OF MY HOST OUT THERE THAT REMAINS LIVING STILL.
OP: ((★))HOW TO LOCATE HIM, I AM UNSURE.
OP: ((★))BUT HE IS LIKELY ALIVE.
MN: so what youre saying is that.
MN: but we have to unlock the 1up somehow.
MN: or else youre just going to sit there confused and in control of the body
MN: and everyone else is going to think this kid is dead for good.
OP: ((★))I AM UNSURE WHAT A "1UP" IS, BUT I AM ASSUMING IT IS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF AN ADDITIONAL LIFE. YOU WOULD BE CORRECT.
OP: ((★))MY ASSUMPTION IS BASELESS OTHER THAN MY OWN CONTINUED EXISTANCE.
OP: ((★))WHAT IS A GOMEN.
MN: yeah i meant an extra life.
OP: ((★))WHO ARE THESE MEN AND WHY MUST THEY GO?
MN: a very serious phrase oft-uttered by serious people.
MN: "i am so deeply sorry that it physically pains me."
OP: ((★))I WILL ACCEPT YOUR HALF-GROVEL.
MN: no you see with gomen
MN: it might as well be 3 grovels.
OP: ((★))I WILL ACCEPT THESE FULL THREE GROVELS THEN.
OP: ((★))I HAVE LITTLE TIME TO PUT ON AIRS. I ASSUME I HAVE NOT MUCH TIME MYSELF.
OP: ((★))IF I CANNOT LOCATE MY HOST, I WILL LIKELY PERISH. AS WILL HE.
MN: right so we should act quickly if we want to get anywhere at all.
MN: because yeah losing you and him this early would be pretty fucking shitty.
MN: do you have any leads whatsoever.
OP: ((★))NONE TO SPEAK OF.
OP: ((★))... HOLD A MOMENT.
OP: ((★))I REQUIRE THOUGHT.
OP: ((★))MY HOST HAD ONCE FEARED TO SLEEP. NAMELY BECAUSE I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL BEYOND THE FRAME OF YOUR REALM, BUT THAT IS WHERE WE WERE LINKED.
OP: ((★))PERHAPS THERE IS A MEDIUM BETWEEN THIS LAND AND THE SUBCONTIOUS PLANE YOUR KIND KNOWS TO BE MY REALM.
MN: ok i think i got this.
OP: ((★))IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THE SUBCONTIOUS PLANE?
MN: i dont think that even fucking exists.
OP: ((★))MY HOST WOULD CALL THEM REFER TO THEM AS NIGHTMARES.
OP: ((★))AND THAT WAS TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND I DO APOLOGIZE.
MN: i could typo a bit to make you feel better.
OP: ((★))THAT WOULD IMPROVE MY MOOD, YES.
MN: i didnt even MEAN TO TYPO THERE.
OP: ((★))DO NOT "SWEAT" IT.
OP: ((★))THAT WAS ACCEPTABLE.
OP: ((★))LET US CONTINUE ON THE TOPIC AT HAND.
MN: come on though "jsutj" that was impressive.
MN: but yes so in dreams we could
MN: possibly reach some realm
MN: where we could do what, exactly.
OP: ((★))THAT WAS INDEED IMPRESSIVE.
OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I CANNOT SAY.
OP: ((★))IF MY HOST IS THERE, HE IS LIKELY NOT CONSCIOUS AND IN A WEAKENED STATE, IF NOT ACTIVELY DYING.
OP: ((★))I CAN SCARCELY FEEL HIS PRESENCE.
MN: well then how can we help him.
OP: ((★))THAT I AM UNAWARE.
MN: i mean even if we see him in the dream what the fuck can we do there.
MN: "wow man look at you you look like shit."
MN: how can that possibly be of any use to anyone.
OP: ((★))I REQUESTED THE YELLOW ONE TO SEEK CONSOLE WITH THE MOTHER OF PIGS.
OP: ((★))SHE HAS NOT RETURNED TO ME WITH INFORMATION AT PRESENT.
OP: ((★))THERE WAS AN OVERARCHING TERM SHE HAD USED FOR SUCH BEINGS. I CANNOT REMEMBER IT.
MN: this better not be a reference to the lord of the flies because i definitely did not read that fucking book.
OP: ((★))THE MOTHER OF PIGS AND ALSO SPONGES, AS SHE EXPLAINED IT.
OP: ((★))NO I DO NOT BELIEVE THERE IS A LORD INVOLVED.
OP: ((★))THERE ARE FLIES, BUT THAT BEING LIES ELSEWHERE.
MN: im just going to sparknotes it again just in case.
OP: ((★))I POSESS ONE OF THESE BEINGS MYSELF. MY HOST THREW HIS USELESS GAURDIAN AT THE GREAT LIGHT TO CREATE IT.
MN: do you mean her sprite.
OP: ((★))THAT WAS THE TERM I SOUGHT.
MN: no i think i finally understand what youre saying.
MN: if i talked to my sprite.
MN: she might have an answer.
MN: and we could go from there?
OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE MOST HELPFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPREHENSION, MORTAL.
MN: literally 2 minutes im going to ask her.
MN: shes sunning right now.
OP: ((★))IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY TWO MINUTES. HAS SHE DISCLOSED THE INFORMATION?
MN: sorry it took longer than i expected.
OP: ((★))THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
OP: ((★))WHAT HAS SHE SPOKEN OF?
MN: she was never this flighty back when she was alive but i guess being dead would do some shit to you.
MN: she mentioned kissing a corpse.
OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS RATHER REPULSIVE.
MN: and she was going on about how there was more but then her ear started twitching very badly and she wouldnt stop telling me about how much she just wanted to stamp her foot.
MN: and i felt bad for her and dropped it.
OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE THAT IS MORE THAN I CAN RETRIEVE OUT OF MY HOST'S "SPRITE".
MN: i think its actually physically impossible to get ALL the information out from them.
OP: ((★))THE NATURE OF THIS GAME IS IRRITATING.
MN: whenever i ask mint to disclose fine details she starts twitching in horrible ways and idk its worrisome. B\
OP: ((★))WERE YOU CLOSE IN THE MEANS MORTAL CREATURES OFTEN ARE?
MN: uh as close as a girl and a rabbit can be i think.
OP: ((★))I FIND A DISLIKE FOR PROPER INTERROGATION STEMS FROM SUCH.
OP: ((★))WOULD IT BE THE CORPSE I PRESENTLY INHABIT USED FOR THIS RITUAL, OR CAN WE SIMPLY OBTAIN ANY?
MN: i dont think this game has a surplus of corpses laying around. B\
OP: ((★))THAT IS TRUE. THE BLACK CREATURES I HAVE ERADICATED SIMPLY EXPLODE INTO GEMS.
MN: but nah i think she was trying to stutter out that we had to use "his body" etc.
OP: ((★))SIMILARLY TO THE MAN IN THE TOWEL TRANSFORMING THE PAPER STUBS INTO DIAMONDS.
MN: the man in the towel.
MN: demon im not following again.
MN: curse my pesky, tiny mortal brain.
OP: ((★))IT IS A "COMMERCIAL" ON THE TELEVISION. I WAS MAKING AN ALLUSION TO YOUR PROGRAMMING.
OP: ((★))I MUST WORK ON THESE MORTAL "JOKES".
MN: i dont watch much tv.
MN: its ok i bet it would have been hilarious if id have gotten it.
OP: ((★))THAT WOULD EXPLAIN YOUR LACK OF COMPREHENSION.
MN: anyway it seems that someone has to kiss your hosts corpse.
MN: and probably in a weird place or way i dont fucking know.
MN: or maybe its something else.
OP: ((★))THAT SOUNDS MORALLY REPULSIVE.
MN: at any rate theres something involved that mint couldnt tell me.
MN: maybe she was just trying to warn me of mouth herpes i dont fucking know.
MN: but yeah it does sound pretty fucking nasty.
OP: ((★))FINDING A WILLING TRIBUTE WOULD BE DIFFICULT.
OP: ((★))MY HOST WAS CRUSHED BY A METEOR.
MN: i know where this is going.
OP: ((★))ALSO HE WAS UNDER THE AGE OF TYPICAL ADOLSENCE
OP: ((★))I HOPE YOUR TRIBUTE IS NOT OVERLY PICKY OF AGE.
OP: ((★))FIVE SWEEPS. HE WAS APPROACHING SIX.
OP: ((★))OR SO HE OFT CLAIMED.
MN: how nasty are we talking here.
MN: like are organs visible.
OP: ((★))I HAVE MANAGED TO REFORM THE BODY IN ORDER TO RETAIN ITS PREVIOUS STRUCTURE.
OP: ((★))AND I HAVE DEALT WITH THE "ORGAN" BUSINESS.
OP: ((★))BUT HE HAS QUITE A FEW BURNS.
OP: ((★))SLIGHTLY HINGING ON WHAT YOU MORTALS WOULD FIND REPULSIVE.
MN: im sure we could find someone whod be fine with it.
OP: ((★))IN THE WORDS OF YOUR ONLINE SPACES, "0/10, WOULD NOT BANG"
OP: ((★))I WOULD PREFER NOT TO DIE.
MN: yeah no and i dont want kiddo there to die either.
MN: and no one has to bang him i mean its only a kiss.
MN: but the question remains.
OP: ((★))I WOULD RATHER REMAIN IGNORANT TO YOUR MORTAL MEANS OF REPRODUCTION.
OP: ((★))BUT THAT IS A VALID QUESTION.
MN: i really wanted to tell you
MN: i assume we can visit each other? at least other people are assuming so.
MN: and id rather trust that they have some kind of basis for their assumptions.
MN: i guess you wouldnt know though.
MN: youre a demon not a game construct.
MN: youre just as clueless as me.
OP: ((★))THAT IS SO. HOWEVER, I WOULD ASSUME THIS GAME WOULD NOT PERMIT FOR 12 SURVIVORS IF THERE WERE NO WAY FOR THEM TO INTERACT PHYSICALLY.
OP: ((★))THUS THEIR ASSUMPTIONS MAY HOLD SOME MERIT.
MN: and idk some of these lands seem brutal.
MN: you should not stay there for an extended period of time brutal
MN: which would imply that the game would allow you to travel off of them.
OP: ((★))THERE IS A GLOWING SHAPE FAR ABOVE MY PRESENT LOCATION.
OP: ((★))PERHAPS WE ARE MEANT TO APPROACH THOSE FOR FURTHER ENLIGHTENMENT.
MN: i seem to recall that
MN: there was a build option in the interface.
OP: ((★))PERHAPS YOU CAN REACH THAT?
OP: ((★))THE MORTAL WHO WAS GUIDING MY HOST HAS TAKEN A DISLIKE TO ME.
MN: ill talk to my server then.
MN: maybe she can redeem herself.
OP: ((★))I DOUBT I CAN INQUIRE OF HIM.
OP: ((★))I HOPE THIS SERVER PROVES COMPETENT YET.
MN: yeah you just sit tight.
MN: shes pretty horrible.
OP: ((★))I AM SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS.
MN: im taking a gamble just by asking her but you know what--
MN: you see THAT was good.
OP: ((★))I MAY BE GETTING A GRASP ON THIS YET.
MN: when we get to the bottom of this
MN: i might actually be sorry to see you be pushed back into your host.
MN: or however the fuck this works.
OP: ((★))YES, I WOULD NOT BE OPENLY CONVERSING WITH YOUR PARTY ONCE I AM RE-JOINED, SHOULD HE REFUSE TO PERMIT ME TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.
OP: ((★))HOWEVER, HE MAY BE CONVINCED TO ALLOW ME TO SPEAK SHOULD YOU PUSH AT HIM ENOUGH.
MN: i dont want to make the guy feel like shit tho.
MN: i bet he also has his merits.
OP: ((★))IT IS USELESS, BUT VERY WELL.
MN: even if they are totally in vain.
MN: ill see if i can get to the bottom of this for you.
MN: maybe i could find someone willing to kiss the boy.
OP: ((★))DOUBTFUL INDEED.
OP: ((★))BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.
MN: but ill see if its possible to travel to each others lands.
OP: ((★))I SHALL REMEMBER THIS, MORTAL.
MN: but hey can i ask you
MN: i think offended you pretty badly.
MN: and you threatened to get her in her sleep or some shit.
OP: ((★))AH YES, THE ONE WHO FLUNG POORLY DEVELOPPED INSULTS.
OP: ((★))SHE BECKONED FOR ME TO END HER.
MN: look, i know she was being a fucking snot.
MN: but could you let her off the hook.
MN: i mean it sounds like too much effort to end her anyway.
MN: i dont think its worth it.
OP: ((★))IT WOULD BE QUITE EASY, IN TRUTH. I KNOW HOW AND IN WHAT PLACES YOU MORTALS BREAK.
OP: ((★))I WILL NOT FORGET. HOWEVER, I WILL NOT HUNT EITHER.
OP: ((★))ASSURE SHE WILL NOT APPROACH ME.
OP: ((★))NO HARM WILL COME TO HER.
OP: ((★))SHOULD SHE STEP NEAR, I MAKE NO PROMISE.
OP: ((★))IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE FEASTED OF MORTAL SOUL.
MN: could you put it off though like im not asking you to forget im just begging you to forgive.
MN: shes a little shit but losing people in this game is probably not good and i dont think she meant anything by it.
MN: also shes my server and i need her to help you.
OP: ((★))THAT IS A DEALING YOU WILL MAKE WITH MY HOST, SHOULD YOU RECOVER HIM.
MN: if you kill her youve fucked me over and then i cant help your host.
MN: until we get him back.
OP: ((★))HAVE YOU BEEN READING MORTAL.
OP: ((★))I WILL NOT HUNT.
MN: you just got me on edge with that "feasting on mortal soul" bit.
OP: ((★))SHE MAY SPEAK IF SHE HAS VALID REASON OTHER THAN ATTEMPTING TO MOCK ME.
OP: ((★))OTHERWISE, SHE WILL NOT APPROACH ME. NOT HERE, NOT IN THE OTHER REALM.
OP: ((★))SHE INVITED MY ACTION.
OP: ((★))I AM DUTY-BOUND UNPERMITTED TO REFUSE IT.
OP: ((★))MY KIND DOES NOT FORGIVE.
MN: ok ill have a chat with her then.
MN: didnt mean to disrespect your demon...ness.
OP: ((★))AS STATED, I HAVE NO TIME TO PUT ON AIRS.
MN: but ill tell her to stop being such a little shit.
OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE, HOWEVER.
MN: but ok ill be sure to work with her and try and find someone to kiss your host.
MN: anyway i probably should leave and
MN: figure out how to do this before time runs out.
MN: if his lifeforce or whatever the fuck is draining.
OP: ((★))A GOOD PLAN. YOU ARE MORE SENSIBLE THAN MOST OF YOUR KIND I HAVE ENCOUNTERED.
OP: ((★))I SHALL SEE IF I CANNOT DIVINE OTHER INFORMATION REGARDING THE NATURE OF THIS GAME.
MN: ill take that as a compliment even though knowing your sample size its just an expression of lack of good alternatives.
OP: ((★))YOU ARE WELCOME.
MN: but yeah and keep me and the others updated if you can.
MN: we could probably use it.
OP: ((★))I WILL DO THAT THEN.
MN: ill talk to you when i have some better leads, demon.
MN: if you could x out first id really appreciate it.
OP: ((★))VERY WELL. FAREWELL. I ENDEAVOR WE BOTH FIND SUCCESS.
-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering mintNewtons [MN] at 14:26 --