i hope youre having a nice day

my name is megan, im 16 and live in Canada. my pronouns are she/her and you can always inbox me if you need advice or support.

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[kaijufluffs]

[onion-souls]

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

[lunatical]

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

[straightboyfriend2]

Its me outside. U want some muffins

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

What kind?

[straightboyfriend2]

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

Bananas can nut?

[straightboyfriend2]

You know what ill keep my muffins

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[xueyangapologist]

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

[foxxycleopatra]

[highlandvalley]

[malamente1992]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRJ_v0lBTiZ

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[bunney]

[candiedmoon-deactivated20170403]

[destinyrush]

some people…smh

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sk8-ing]

NO

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day