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why she disappeared / taylor swift
so wondrously and brutally, by design or some violent, exquisite happenstance
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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia iād just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit
but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and youāll feel way better
it has made a huge difference in my life to know that itās okay if i canāt fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better
ā¦i did not know this, thank you
If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that itās better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldnāt even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.
So actually I undersold it, even if itās 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing
This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ācalm down before I went to sleepā by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.
Todayās highlights in my ongoing project to read through and transcribe the letters of Rachel (a wealthy Victorian girl at boarding school on the East Coast in the 1890s) includeā¦
Rachelās cousin Will and his Yale roommate Allen both have the measles. Rachel shows limited sympathy (āPoor boy!ā), before immediately mocking them and calling them āchildishā for getting a disease only little kids get.
Rachel and her roommate āBā (It stands for Bertha!) attempted to steal a sign (what sort idk) from a fair they went to but found they āwere carefully guardedā. She wishes Will could have been there to help.
Will has a crush on a girl named Jenny, who Rachel knows, and is constantly asking Rachel if Jenny has mentioned him.
āBā often sits next to Rachel as she writes and suggests things to add to the letter or just generally distracts her.
Will and Jack, who are brothers, donāt write to each other. They write to Rachel and tell her to write to the other and pass on a message for them. Rachel keeps asking why they do this, but goes along with it anyways.
Rachel always explains why there are ink blots or areas of sloppy writing in her letters. Explanations so far include such classics as: the dinner bell just rang, itās after lights-out and Iām writing this in the dark, āBā is shaking my arm, āBā is kissing me, this pen is broken, the postman is almost here, and there was a bee.
For her 18th birthday Rachel received: a new Kodak camera, eighteen white rosebuds, silver manicure scissors, a pair of shell side combs, a silver pencil, and a vase of pink roses. However her favorite present was from her father who wrote to say she could just buy her own present and he would pay for it.
Rachel is always mentioning the pictures she takes with her Kodak. I wish I knew what happened to them.Ā
In addition to CalvĆ©, Marlowe and Sothern, Rachel has now also gone to see performances by Ellen Terry, Henry Irving, John Philip Sousa, Ignacy Jan Paderewski (playing the piano, not governing Poland), and freaking Sarah Bernhardt!Ā
Rachel likes to put question marks in the middle of sentences to denote sarcasm; i.e. āI am very ? sorry for you.ā and āMen were not excluded and we had the pleasure ? of meeting several.ā
Your 1890s slang word of the day: āsquelchā (verb) - to be lectured or punished for something. Example:Ā āI expect to be squelched unmercifully by mama and papa.āĀ Can also be used as a noun as in: āThis term we have had nothing but squelches.ā
Iām so pleased with this 1890s precedent for mid-sentence Question Marks of Sarcasm and Insincerity
I always thought ofĀ āsquelchedā as metaphorically being sat on/smothered to make the person stop whatever they were doing,Ā which does kind of line up with the definition here.Ā Also, wow, Rachel got to see some cool performances.Ā
Mary Poppins (dir, Robert Stevenson, 1964)
I definitely didnāt get how awesome Mrs. Banks was when I was a kid.
I read a short story where a woman character āalways looked forward to her periodā because it was āa reminder of her womannessā and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!
*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*
*music drops*
*Shania Twain voice* Letās Go Girls
me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language
1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying āthatās illegal people canāt do thatā and I find that so fucking funny
For context
I have.Ā A new recliner chair. Itās very comfy. but I am worried.
Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that heās there.
I am going to dump him onto the floor.
Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor,Ā like so much salad.
Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.
Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?
Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call āclumsy bitch syndromeā wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just⦠Drop whatever Iām holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.
I have a strict policy of never holding babies.
G U E S SĀ Ā W H A TĀ Ā IĀ Ā D I D
Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.
Two different socks, t w o d I f f e r e n t s o c k s, T W O D I F F E R E N T S O C K S
They live in my shoes most of the time, so theyāre the same by the most useful metric (Thickness).
In other news,Ā
I tried to give mochi a headscritch while he was on the stairs.
my stairs are basically carpet-covered slabs of wood, with noĀ ābackingā so you can see through them.Ā Theyāre also directly above the stairs that go down to the basement, so thereās a bit of a drop.
mochi
rolled over for bellyrubs
and fell
through the stairs
about six feet
before rolling over mid-air and catching himself on the floor/ledge above the basement stairs, claws digging into the wood like mufasa during that one scene that fucked up everyoneās childhood.
Unlike Mufasa
Mochi is both strong and not predestined to die for narrative purposes
so he hauled his fat ginger ass up over the ledge as I got to the bottom of the stairs.
he stared at me.
I stared at him.
Mochi then bellowed his loudest and most victorious of cat bellows, and threw himself into my chair and rolled over for bellyrubs.Ā Which i gave him.
i am afraid
as Mochi is a ginger like my husband his father
that my son may have inherited my Clumsy Bitch Disease
the nice thing about cats is theyāre mostly immune to fall damage
Top 10 Harry Potter Characters (as voted by my followers) 10. Rubeus Hagrid āI am what I am, and Iām not ashamed. āNever be ashamed,ā my olā dad used to say, thereās some whoāll hold it against you, but theyāre not worth botherinā with.ā
āThereās an echo of what Lily did right at the start of the story at the very end of the story. At the start of the story Lily dies to keep her son alive. At the end of the story, Harry lies, pretending to be dead on the ground and itās a mother who saves him again because sheās trying to get to her own sonā ā JK Rowling
Someone: āI want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I donāt want it to claw me or the furniture(so Iāll probably get it declawed) and I donāt want to ever clean a litter box or cage.ā
Me: āHey thereās this great new type of animal you might be interested in:ā
Someone: āI want a dog but I donāt ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.ā
Me:
Someone: āI want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.ā
Me:
Someone: āI want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.ā
Me:
Someone: āI want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!ā
Me:
Get a pet that fits your needs. Donāt get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesnāt mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
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Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they donāt come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did
Funny: Pippin is an idiot because heās not an adult yet.
Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because heās 28.
jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid
me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong
one of the most fucked up ideas thatās been brought on by diet culture is that eating is something you have to āearnā and not something you likeā¦need to live and also contributes to your mood and general psychological well-being