[just-french-me-up]

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[mossdragon]

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

[secondbeatsongs]

losing my mind over this

[laurelindorenan]

THINK YOU’RE BABY?!

[nmimarks]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[amixedwitch]

tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

[disordercinema]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008

THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!

They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”

[marzipanandminutiae]

Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audience’s weird hangups?

some people are cowards

[limetimo]

Cowards I’m not watching Hamlet unless there’s a real-ass skull in there

[archaeo-geek]

Let the man have his post-mortem stage time.

[onelonelystory]

Man if you have the chance to recite Shakespeare to Tchaikovsky’s actual skull and you turn it down, I have already lost faith in your ability to embody Hamlet

[swiftactionrecovery-deactivated]

Guys, guys I looked up the rest of the story and it turns out this isn’t the end of it:

After the use of Tchaikowsky’s skull was revealed in the press, this production of Hamlet moved to the West End and the RSC announced that they would no longer use Tchaikowsky’s skull (a spokesman said that it would be “too distracting for the audience”).[10] However, this was a deception; in fact, the skull was used throughout the production’s West End run, and in a subsequent television adaptation broadcast on BBC2.[11] Director Gregory Doran said, “André Tchaikowsky’s skull was a very important part of our production of Hamlet, and despite all the hype about him, he meant a great deal to the company.”[11]

They told everyone they stopped and then QUIETLY KEPT USING IT because OF COURSE they did.

[kyraneko]

Hamlet is going all “to be or not to be” and the skull is right there going “bitch I might be.”

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year

[eatalotofdirt]

[peridotic-table]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE OH MY GOD YESSSSS

[scottishmushroom]

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[champagnemoon]

I’m gonna be so sexy in my 30s it’s actually Insane

[fellshish]

Would be funny if crowley filmed multiple doctor who seasons disguised as an actor named david tennant just to surprise aziraphale and then the angel of course only watched classic who. Now he’s patiently waiting for the ten era to become vintage so aziraphale will finally put it on

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the south downs-

aziraphale, on the phone: oh yes it really is lovely out here. I can’t wait for you to see it. and I hear you and Nina have set a date *pauses* of course we’ll be there we wouldn’t miss it for the world *pauses* crowley? he’s-

crowley, bursts in, brandishing cabbages: ha! I’d like to see mrs. newman win the gardener’s association competition now! she thinks her rhododendrons are so perfect. we’ll see about that

aziraphale: …

aziraphale, sighs: he’s fine

[eddiegayass]

Crowley + Aziraphale Appreciation Week // Day 3 - Aziraphale Appreciation

[oranges-for-calico]

reblog if your account is a ship and it’s a space ship. …a safe space ship.

[catchymemes]

[adhd-merlin]

[everythingfox]

Did not see a single one of those coming

[welpjesuisla]

[lowkeyed1]