DAN

23 years on this goddamn bitch of an earth and you don't know how to whistle? Absolutley embarrassing

[monstersovka]

🌙🏠 DREAMCORE 🌈☁️

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[targetedknowledge]

[mgcsheaven]

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[satanfemme]

We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper

[nobrashfestivity]

František Kupka Planes by Colors, Large Nude 1909-10 Oil on canvas 59 1/8 x 71 1/8 inches (150.2 x 180.7 cm) Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Gift, Mrs. Andrew P. Fuller, 1968

[goodgirl-inc]

Check the date, any calendar

[moldspace]

trinket holder hengelings for all your little objects

[vrrue]

cataloguing sensations

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex