Raisins Are Just Humiliated Grapes

Chandler

[o-fantasma]

a lot of advice on the internet comes out something like Have you tried being a different person? with a different life?

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[enki2]

[sandmandaddy69]

[taffywabbit]

[girlnephew]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Thought this was based as fuck for like 1.5 second until I realized it was meant in the sense of "two planes wasn't enough to stop big boy america is that all you got? 😈😈😈" and not in the sense of "the U.S.A. deserves a million more 9/11s"

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh i totally thought he was calling for more 9/11s

[the-haiku-bot]

oh i totally

thought he was calling for more

9/11s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dietspam16]

are we ignoring the dragon-sized truck nuts or

[tzifron]

[enki2]

[thatgirlonstage]

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

[hachama]

[yazzdonut]

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

[yorit1]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

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[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[dear-julien]

The final boss of bed time is masturbation

[dear-julien]

In the sense that you gotta beat it.

[pollen]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[girlmostlikely]

[eyesonjupiter]

Found that over at mastodon

[tosharchives]

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.