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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
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i have this unnerving fear that iâm gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so heâs not alone anymore
Keanu if youâre listening Iâm not a little bitch like OP come get a taste
my budgeting app is like âdid you know youâve shopped at panda express 3 times this month?â to roast me like YEAH. maybe i HAVE. maybe i go buy crab rangoons every time i fail an exam bc the girl who closes during the week always tells me she likes my HAIR and sometimes itâs NICE to have a little POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER. and i steal plastic FORKS from there. is that OKAY with you?
donât forget that love letters are still the cutest gifts
If youâre one of those public speakers that say âGoodmorningâŠ.Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNINGâ I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
Stop being mean to me Iâve got eyes and Iâm not afraid to cry
*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnatingâŠlove dirt and also concreteâŠsidewalks amaze me
lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though youâre wasting your youth
People who make u feel dumb for loving hard and being passionate are dumb and boring
doctors in the 19th century really were like maam i diagnose you with woman
Doctors today are still really like ma'am I diagnose you with woman
My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.
Question. How the fuck does that work?
I tried explaining it here:
WHAT THE F U C K
âpopulation growthâ is just a formal mathematical way of saying âhow fast can people fuck?â
Youâre missing an important part of this, here.
âPopulation growthâ is just a formal mathematical way of saying âHow fast can people fuck and also die?â
actually its more like âhow much faster are people fucking than they are dying?â
fuck to death ratio
exactly
rate of smash and pass
You donât want to be rich. You want to live freely.
Thatâs it
thatâs it, man.
The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I donât want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.
how do you get a nice body without moving
by learning to love yourself
wow
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, Iâll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
FYI
100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do
500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be
500 level also has tenure and can do whatever they want with little to no consequences
also 100 level course: 250 students, at 8:30 AM bc the department is required to schedule at least one class in that timeslot 500 level course: 5 students, a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of
âa once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of â
iÂŽm shakingâŠ
u ever wake up from a dream like âdamn i guess iâm not coping with THAT as well as i thought i wasâ
I kinda need a hug but Iâd rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy
