boonejovi

Allie. 20. Columbus. hit me up!

[curlsandstems]

[bl0wmekissesxo]

De'arra and Ken. 😍

[internal-ascension]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[oleanderblume]

Sell all your shit and live in a van. Then you can go anywhere.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[now-pass-the-shallows]

Do you ever just stop and think:

“I really miss Steve Irwin”  ?

[cineraria]

[snotchos]

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

[medievalfantasist]

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

[perlaret]

can we all just enjoy this out of context for a moment?

[counterpunches]

#listen to ur mother poe

[boonejovi]

Mitch Marner: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine

William Nylander: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM

Auston Matthews: They call me coffee, because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

[gifprincess]

[mickeysphilharmagic]

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

[dreamsdisney]

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

[noctea]

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

[thesylverlining]

…You know, that might actually work.

[twosidestarot]

Always and forever reblogging this

[resonance-of-libra]

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

[infinite--skys-deactivated20180]

XD wtf that’s great.

[goldiesgrimoire]

This worked for me quite a few times. Especially when I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning just like

The vessel must be present.

[unwisealistair]

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

[zetterbabe]

zach werenski on his facial fractures (x)

[starwarsfilms]

May the Fourth be with you!

[matthews-nylander-marner]

Mitch is the cutest

[scaredshotless-deactivated20170]

NOBODY LIKED YOU IN FRENCH CLASS

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[kateordie]

7. if I expect dudes not to “not all men” me how can I rly “not all white people” since it’s asking for the same exemption

[bluejackets-blog]

[bitch-marner-deactivated2018032]

oh,,, oh Zach

[neverbringasticktoacannonfight]

who’s up for another 16 game winning streak

[welllpthisishappening]

Me, a person who is not an NHL player: sinks into corner of couch, decidedly out of breath after dramatic playoff win, muttering “We did it, guys.”