BROSEIDON, KING OF THE BROCEAN

Ohio born and raised. Columbus. 28. Hockey and baseball are ruining my life

[pitzips]

my no spoilers detective pikachu review

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[gingersofficial]

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

[next-level-charli]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

………

[kibumkim]

is she blind?

[coat]

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

[beyonsesa]

camp looked back like 

[degrommunism]

If you die at a blue jacket game does the canon goes off in memorium

[vladislavgavrikov]

No, they load your body into the canon and shoot you at the other team’s bench

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

[secret-knight]

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[jkubvrana]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY I AM NOT LAU-

[mateychuks]

GAME 4 [04/17/19]

[boonesquad]

I don't know what to do with myself, that CBJ game has me so wired I can't sleep. I can't believe I was there for it 😭

[hozierslikes]

Today on “Hozier’s Likes”

[neverbringasticktoacannonfight]

[rarebritney]

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

[flartey]

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

[zorri]

I love surprises

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[shitpostpriest]

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[prideprejudce]