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I finally made one of these. | Hackearney | Homelight | Clesker | Slowly Multifandoming Bootyshortsjacob on ao3

[bootyshortsjacob]

Clesker Week

I'm late but Day 1 🥳💜 (Repost for MY tumblr 😭)

Always You 🫡

Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Claire Redfield/Albert Wesker Characters: Albert Wesker, Claire Redfield, Excella Gionne Additional Tags: Mentioned Chris Redfield (Resident Evil), Mentioned Jill Valentine, Mentioned Barry Burton, Clesker Week 2026 (Resident Evil), Clesker Week (Resident Evil), Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Albert Wesker Lives, Albert Wesker Wins, Post-Apocalypse, Uroboros Virus (Resident Evil), Dubious Consent, forced transformation, Human Experimentation, Obsessive Albert Wesker, Possessive Albert Wesker, Power Imbalance, Emotional Manipulation, Dystopia, Mutation, Coercion, Angst Summary:

Seven days and Seven Chapters of Clesker Week 🥳 1: Queendom: Wesker did it, Uroboros spread across every continent, taking over the world. He was creating perfection, now he needed someone to rule beside him so they could repopulate. And he had the perfect woman in mind.

[writingdose]

THE ONLY SHIP THAT IS BAD IS CENSORSHIP

[bootyshortsjacob]

You Didn't Ask 🫡

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Claire Redfield/Albert Wesker Characters: Claire Redfield, Albert Wesker, Zeno (Resident Evil), Jake Muller, Alex Wesker (Mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Arguing, Long Lost/Secret Relatives, Domestic Fluff, Good Albert Wesker, Albert Wesker Being an Asshole, Parent Claire Redfield, Bad Parent Oswell E. Spencer, Parent Albert Wesker, Aged-Up Character(s), Married Life, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers

Summary:

Claire had planned on having a simple morning, her husband was sleep and as far as she was concerned her son was safely in his dorm room away from the house. However, a surprise visit changes her morning and leads to questions that need to be answered.

(I forgot the Summary when I uploaded it earlier 😭)

Anyone else's tumblr been fuccin up??? It says I have asks and I don't??? I have messages and I don't??? Idk man im juss uploading moodboards lmao and keeping it pushing 😭✌🏼

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[delightfullysad95-deactivated20]

Here's the final original sketch on handmade paper vs. the digital illustration :) Couldn't get her skirt right, was too complex while sitting, so I went with a plain version instead. Her one-piece suit is easier to draw xD Took nearly 3 weeks to complete because I've been writing alongside 😭

Painted as a resource for my new Starlander/Homelight fanfic The Glorious Entropy (linked) with new chapter now up on ao3!

📌ORIGINAL POST📌

WARNING: This is not AI, but the fruit of my longform hard work. Please do not redistribute without my permission. You can reblog, though. Thank you.

[bootyshortsjacob]

HOLY SHIT BRO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[delightfullysad95-deactivated20]

‼️NEW FANFIC ALERT‼️

The Glorious Entropy (AO3)

(linked)

Synopsis:

A megalomaniac leader and a disillusioned newcomer, Homelander and Starlight are forced into a mutually unpleasant team-up to investigate a string of macabre deaths at Vought’s latest campaigns. Inching closer to a moral landfill of corporate depravity, they are about to unearth secrets that will redefine their own origins.

With no Billy Butcher and The Boys in this au, the hedonism of the Seven and the corporate evil of Vought are unchecked.

A dark tragicomic tale of 'what-ifs'.

Genre: Psychological Thriller, Dark Romance, Tragicomedy, Mystery.

Pairing: Homelander x Starlight, Homelander x Black Noir

Feel free to check out chapter 1 on AO3 ✨ Chapter 2 dropping tonight (well, my night lol) 😊

[delightfullysad95-deactivated20]

‼️Chapter 5 is up‼️

[spookyscaryscully]

Cruel Summer by @teamhawkeye

Laura felt a thrill of excitement race up and down her spine, all her hair standing on end. He was going to fuck her over his car – right out in the open, where anyone wandering the property or surrounding woods could stumble upon them. The likelihood of that happening was nonexistent, but the mere thought of getting caught still flooded her veins with exhilaration all the same.

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Getting fan art done for my friends fics because I love them and this ship so much I could blow up. ILY Katie <333333

[bootyshortsjacob]

FIREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥

[bootyshortsjacob]

Lmaooooooooooo, type shit.

Ig they don’t fuck with Hackearney 😂😂😂. (Hate Bots are real omg 😭)

[bootyshortsjacob]

(REwrite) Escaping Raccoon City

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Claire Redfield/Albert Wesker Characters: Albert Wesker, Claire Redfield, Minor Characters, Leon S. Kennedy Additional Tags: Game: Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Age Difference, Older Man/Younger Woman Summary:

What happened if Wesker went into Raccoon City to try and retrieve the G-Virus himself, but spends the day with his nemesis’ younger sister instead. Claire ran away from campus after hearing the news about Raccoon City and she has one goal in mind: Finding Chris.

But isn’t it weird that she was able to find Chris’ Boss, but not him?

[bootyshortsjacob]

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The Quarry (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney Characters: Travis Hackett, Laura Kearney, Minor Characters, The Curator (Dark Pictures) Additional Tags: Resurrection, Alternate Universe, Fix-It of Sorts, Canon-Typical Violence Summary:

Everyone usually gets one life to live and one chance to make it. Laura, however was blessed with two paths. How does her story being half written makes sense? Would the choices she make in the past change the future?

[bootyshortsjacob]

Read Here 🫡

Summary:

Trust is rare and loyalties shift. Homelander has to navigate the fine line between his need for control and his growing feelings for Annie, but he needs to do it before the upcoming war causes his empire to crumble beneath him.

“Saints don’t die. They never die. See, you people, you people always get the wrong idea about us. We live forever.”

Ngl, I stopped writing for like forever bc of college nd my job. Sum bout majoring in sum u like to do blew me nd I was in a nasty writers block nd wanted to delete my WHOLE ao3 account, HOWEVER.

I started watchin sopranos nd came up wit an au nd I finished writing shit lol. So, I made a starlander/homelight mafia-ish story. I didn't go mad deep, but elements are there, ig. It's dead ass finished. I jus gotta edited the chapters down, but it has 12 chapters up now. :)

Annie 💜

[bootyshortsjacob]

Lmao, I screenshotted this yesterday and I broke hiatus for this. The Homelight agenda is real lol 😂 (btw, chicken noodle soup is her ass talking about Hughie 😭😭😭) Her ass is obsessed with them rn 😂

[bakwaaas]

I could be your beautiful evil wife

[bootyshortsjacob]

Homelander to Starlight:

[bootyshortsjacob]

Since you seem to go nice on Claire, i have a challenge for you... real wesklaire non con this time. like, gruesome stuff. unprotected, hate sex kind of gruesome. maybe before the outbreaks and such

but a little bit of comfort, since you can't seem to let it slip on your homelight ones. Chris?

what can i say, im a little hellion. •u•

Lmao. Yea, I can try to get sum out along those lines lol. HomeLight does get a little dark. I can prolly do the same as a quick lil one shot and add more down the lines. No prob 🫡

[bootyshortsjacob]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Claire Redfield/Albert Wesker Characters: Claire Redfield, Albert Wesker, Minor Characters, Steve Burnside Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Rape, Abduction, Alternate Universe, Blood and Injury, Blood As Lube, Face Slapping, Face-Fucking, Choking, Hair-pulling, Handcuffs, Loss of Virginity, Painful Sex, Albert Wesker Being an Asshole, Possessive Albert Wesker, Mentioned Chris Redfield (Resident Evil), Framed for murder, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Hurt No Comfort, Hurt, Porn With Plot, One Shot Summary:

Claire had the misfortune of being Chris Redfield’s sister. Usually it wasn’t a problem. Everyone loved her brother in Raccoon City, except for one man, his boss. Unfortunately for Claire, his boss fed up with one Redfield, takes it out on the next.

[bootyshortsjacob]

Since you seem to go nice on Claire, i have a challenge for you... real wesklaire non con this time. like, gruesome stuff. unprotected, hate sex kind of gruesome. maybe before the outbreaks and such

but a little bit of comfort, since you can't seem to let it slip on your homelight ones. Chris?

what can i say, im a little hellion. •u•

Lmao. Yea, I can try to get sum out along those lines lol. HomeLight does get a little dark. I can prolly do the same as a quick lil one shot and add more down the lines. No prob 🫡

[bootyshortsjacob]

But like the boys. Like alternate Universe…

Oh. Okay. I get it. Music artists was a request 😂. I’ll see, make something shake.