piper

20 i be suckin fuckin chokin strokin my way out of this evil lair!!!!

[p1peratthegates]

hiiii!!! <3

observe my wares boy

❤︎⁠ my name is piper!! welcome to my blogslop

❤︎⁠ they/she/he, bisexual, indigenous australian

❤︎⁠ numba one pompompurin fan of all time

❤︎⁠ domdig's wifey

❤︎⁠ ZIONISTS DNI + general DNI criteria yadda yadda

❤︎⁠ i don't consistently tag any of my reblogs or posts really so sorry this blog is sort of hard to navigate </3 i'm not locked in on this tumblr shit

❤︎⁠ general interests: weird music, art + drawing, politics, DC gunnverse, i'm sure i'm forgetting some other things :P

❤︎⁠ current hyperfixation: twin peaks!!!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[dogpuppy]

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[p1peratthegates]

you cunce don’t know abt my dead wife montage

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[karvina]

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[saveaboud]

UNFORTUNATELY, I MAY DIE FROM THE LACK OF OXYGEN IN GAZA.

I swear, every repost of this gives me another hour of hope.

[saveaboud]

[saveaboud]

While you breathe with ease, remember that here we are forced to share breaths just to stay alive.

[saveaboud]

If I die, please do not forget my little siblings. That is my final wish. Please donate to help them survive after me.

Chuffed - PayPal - Verified

[aboud-lives]

Please share!!!

[martindykewood]

please help my friend aboud and his family!

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[titanralsei]

[sparessd]

remake of my first ever gifset! (x)

M*A*S*H 4.10 "QUO VADIS, CAPTAIN CHANDLER?"

[ordr]

[hawkeyeslaughter]

love it when hawkeye does his little squinty smiley when he knows he’s being an issue . incredibly underrated

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[evilwizard]

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[evilwizard]

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

[oldmannewrobes]

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

[evilwizard]

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[oldmannewrobes]

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[evilwizard]

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