Bored Egg

Self proclaimed #1 Arapaima fan————— Howdy people, I’m Egg

[boredegg]

I’m Egg (They/Them pronouns). I'm an adult. Aroace, too. I doodle, but mostly reblog stuff here to show friends. I’m very tired despite my sleeping schedule send help

I have certain tags to help find my content:

My stuff/my art: original drawings by me

Egg talk: me just chatting to the void (also some of my takes)

Some egg lore in space; some egg lore in this place: spaced information about yours truely

Reblogs/reblog/reblogging this for later: any and all reblogs I do

I’m kinda free to chat?

My ask box status: open

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[dchuntress]

bunny moodboard

[darkerblossomlilac]

THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!💕💕💕💕

[magecian-deactivated20180823]

gaspard et lisa x hello kitty official art

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

omg same!

everyone post your tomodachi life marlboro reds

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[punkitt-is-here]

[yagrandmapeach]

Take a sip, babes

[foopsie-daisy]

Game of the year

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[riflebrass]

@fresnel149 and I getting randos on Helldivers to refer to the "Larvus" as Santiago.

[fresnel149]

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[andmaybegayer]

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

[andmaybegayer]

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

[girlishgamine]

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

Deceptive Patterns (aka Dark Patterns) - spreading awareness since 2010

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

[ralfmaximus]

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

[dailymanners]

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept