Boring-offical

Read all of my post in the driest tone possible

[boring-offical]

I am boring

Hello I guess this is my intro post umm im boring and my main is the same I just wanted to be a offical too

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE

(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)

BOW DOWN TO ME

[trans-cousin-offical]

nope

I propose we julius ceaser the new king

@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical

LETS DO THIS

[boring-offical]

stabby stabby

[trans-cousin-offical]

are you joining the revolution?

[boring-offical]

why not

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE

(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)

BOW DOWN TO ME

[trans-cousin-offical]

nope

I propose we julius ceaser the new king

@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical

LETS DO THIS

[boring-offical]

stabby stabby

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

sup tumblrinas

so I retired a while back, and I'm not taking back my position as king because I think the new kings @themockingbirdsystem are pretty attached BUT I will probably be posting more.

anyway onto my point, so you guys probably know about the mass terming of a ton of officalverse accounts, and so it was @evil-pukicho-real-offical's idea to get off Tumblr for a while starting may 1, until they do something like we did with shapes.inc. I don't know the finer points of the plan but it seems like it could work!

these are just my mutuals because as sad as it is I cant tag all my 450 followers in one post but to the beanizens: please reblog!

@robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse @raventhecrispy-offical @sandwichfilledwithbees @sapphic-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @authentic-skittle-eater @luciferthemenace @deductivelogico-offical @snail-offical @itsybitsyspider-official @normal-offical @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @coffee--spill @days-without-ai-ads-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @broken-colors @journalism-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @shrimp-guy @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @alternas-navigation-system @sw0ape4ter @tired-shipper @harlow-munson-offical @rain-offical @autumnstar06 @weirdofroggirl @minute-maid-offical @duckofmisfortuneoffical @tin-cant-offical @legalityoftheraccoons @coquette-corpsie @ferretinafedora @buckysrightarm1 @toadally-gay @pansexuality-official @holybananapants @kingkit7734 @autisimyfoxerronii @mike-wheeler-offical @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @17lemonsunderthesea

[filbus-offical]

I sure came back at a good time

@towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical Too sleepy to tag anyone else -~-

[trans-cousin-offical]

@@breadcrumb-offical @martin-blackwood-defender @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical

@boring-offical

I’m gonna forget BUT LETS TRY THIS ANYWAYS

[boring-offical]

I don’t know who to tag since my parent got termed

[light-offical]

You are what remains of the nullverse

Carry their legacy forward.

Wait what?? What happened with everyone else??

[boring-offical]

ꓥ this

[onanisttique]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST

[caravalxjurdan240]

@itzursafespace @stories-i-guess @flyerguardian @finnick-says-shit @the-badger-mole @colourobserver @randomfandomgurly @yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere @obsessivebookwormalert @peggytheblackcat @sleepy-ducks @goose-the-girl @nerdyblackcat @hermitrad @xcruelprincessx @venusoftheflytraps @v4nillapearl @nothinggggg7 @vanillafaye

[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[raewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor

[connell-the-actor]

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato

[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey

[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

@vixiestarfrost @obsidiansandwich @cosmoseyekon @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @beanzdabean @potatoanarchist @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @shadey-rper @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @p3skybirdd @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @silvertheindignantfox @st4ry3mi @eb-or-echo-part-2 @mellowphilosephersword @unablebagel @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @rainbowfeather314 @silvertheindignantfox

[potatoanarchist]

come on

@writingwithoutconfidence @randomperson2009 @rlinnl @teathattast @theonebtweentheshadows @tehizel @temisjanaina @obsidiansandwich @orcaraminga @one-million-beers @angelist @soda-imp @st4ry3mi @firefly247 @gbee333 @hailey1972 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @l-zah1ra @lmanburglogs @lexi-arts @lunathetunaaa @ludwigwormwood @coisinha1-14-1 @vixiestarfrost @burnttoast7272 @nicoscoffee @novnovv + everybody ever

[soda-sprite-deactivated20260519]

we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!

[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

@chr0nically-b0red @iiiidiotnathanieliii !!!

[chr0nically-b0red]

@lelethetopicchanger @walking-mushroom @ilikeweirdandcoolthings @redwine-supernova @crowshapedfae @coraxoxo @crystaluna @alex-the-cryptid @buzzycrow @biromantic-mango-stuff @eb-or-echo-part-2 @ella3clipse @greendayyy1039 @jamiethewriter2026 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kurobkasa @litterallymoony @madmaddyslays @moro-thekebab-noodles @non-alchoholic-tequila @queen-of-the-sewers @relinquished-roses-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @stephanieyumyum @the-king-of-kaumidy @waitingonabook @whackybird-offical @xxal13n0p055umxx @zigggyxxx

[non-alchoholic-tequila]

@theswrsystem @thestaticvoice @thesilly-goose @bug-drink3 @azurein @azalea-blooming @truncbullsbosom @teartimesfabrix @zephyrus-sun @freakingfuck @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown @inkpotsprite @racheldrawsthis @timothydwayne719 @timothydrakeofficial @shadow-milk-offical @smc-number-1-fan @mslovelysworld @dickgrayson-wayne @dickgraysonfr @brucewayneloveswomen @brucewaynehomeforangrychildren @gay-news-offical @trans-cousin-offical @guysandcorpses @cr0w-offical @writing-prompt-s @writercultureis

[trans-cousin-offical]

I don’t know that many people and sorry if you’ve been tagged before

@breadcrumb-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @goblin-offical @boring-offical

@imb0ring @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool

[boring-offical]

got tagged twice in your reblog since one of these is also mod

spread this post please

I know few people on here

[amnesia-offical]

I feel like people are getting bored of me— which extreme sport should I start?

[boring-offical]

extreme ironing

look it up

[imb0ring]

Should I post ꓯ pic the next time I am wearing ꓯ good outfit?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 10

@do-not-u-dare @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @bone-lord @yanboygirlthing @avhira @aceofpans @ash-cherryblossom @zeta-finnish @ghostly-starship @a-radish-has-apeared @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-king-of-kaumidy @witchygirlthings

sorry everyone else who's blogs i can't remember

I'll tag all y'all in the picture post unless you ask me not to

[do-not-u-dare]

Yayyayayay yedssssdssss

[boring-offical]

reminder to check poll

[witch-official-deactivated20260]

it’s only been a couple of days what is happening 😥

[boring-offical]

is the top one @profain-offical

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[boring-offical]

pretty sure I’m neither Ɛ:

[profain-offical]

if I was a vampire i would be a really fucking shitty one because I have a very prominent snaggle tooth (bottom right canine) that covers its corresponding upper canine and smaller pincer tooth (fuck if I know the name) and is very noticeable.

This would logically make feeding harder because I would either have two sharp upper fangs in slightly different positions, or one of top and one on the bottom. I would bite really fucking badly and kindred would point and laugh at me because I bit like a concussed lunatic.

Now. I might make a good werewolf though because they don’t give two shits if you have a snaggle tooth. Plus I’m funny.

[boring-offical]

maybe you will make ꓯ three hole puncture mark like ꓯ triangle Ɛ:

[profain-offical]

oh trueeeeeee, it’ll be like a wonky isosceles or equilateral triangle!

[boring-offical]

If you bite ꓯ math teacher they will ask you for the area

[profain-offical]

if I was a vampire i would be a really fucking shitty one because I have a very prominent snaggle tooth (bottom right canine) that covers its corresponding upper canine and smaller pincer tooth (fuck if I know the name) and is very noticeable.

This would logically make feeding harder because I would either have two sharp upper fangs in slightly different positions, or one of top and one on the bottom. I would bite really fucking badly and kindred would point and laugh at me because I bit like a concussed lunatic.

Now. I might make a good werewolf though because they don’t give two shits if you have a snaggle tooth. Plus I’m funny.

[boring-offical]

maybe you will make ꓯ three hole puncture mark like ꓯ triangle Ɛ:

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[teeth-offical]

@boring-offical you're finding my pages. enjoy

[boring-offical]

but you didn’t even reblog from me

Yeah yeah whatever I’ll get to it

what flavor is the paper?

[teeth-offical]

You can choose! We've got mint, strawberry, chocolate, and marshmellow

[boring-offical]

finally ꓯ place with bearable flavors!

marshmallow plz

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[teeth-offical]

@boring-offical you're finding my pages. enjoy

[boring-offical]

but you didn’t even reblog from me

Yeah yeah whatever I’ll get to it

what flavor is the paper?

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[imb0ring]

lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn

Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are

[profain-offical]

that is…. That is certainly something.

OFF I GO

[boring-offical]

perhaps wander or even frolic

[profain-offical]

into the sunset to never be seen again

[boring-offical]

wait no! Don’t leave forever :(

you can’t abandon me plz

[profain-offical]

I am taking you with me

we are both running into the sunset my child

[boring-offical]

YAY!

wait do you mean we are gonna run into the physical subset?

I wouldn’t put it out of possibilities but still have to check

[profain-offical]

no‚ not the physical one. Instead we will be heading to my home dimension because tax reasons!

[boring-offical]

YAY

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[imb0ring]

lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn

Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are

[profain-offical]

that is…. That is certainly something.

OFF I GO

[boring-offical]

perhaps wander or even frolic

[profain-offical]

into the sunset to never be seen again

[boring-offical]

wait no! Don’t leave forever :(

you can’t abandon me plz

[profain-offical]

I am taking you with me

we are both running into the sunset my child

[boring-offical]

YAY!

wait do you mean we are gonna run into the physical subset?

I wouldn’t put it out of possibilities but still have to check

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[imb0ring]

lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn

Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are

[profain-offical]

that is…. That is certainly something.

OFF I GO

[boring-offical]

perhaps wander or even frolic

[profain-offical]

into the sunset to never be seen again

[boring-offical]

wait no! Don’t leave forever :(

you can’t abandon me plz