Start Thinking With Plasmids

blog about everything i find funny. And video games. and movies. Basically anything i like

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thanks tommy

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You can go anywhere you want in the world now. Where do you want to go first?

Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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i have no other idea what this could be except a threat

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i was right

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just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

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The doctor took a long look at my nuts before finally saying “these are too fat” and smacking them

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Did somebody bring back nightblogging while I wasn’t looking. Because sign me the fuck up

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this person just woke up from a five year long coma

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lmao imagine if we had to make water like by hand

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dad just got home from a long day at the water factory

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It real

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fun fact: my grandpa illegally installed a well in our backyard and front yard

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way to snitch on comrade grandpa you narc

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im dying

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When bowser takes princess peach to another castle

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Wdtdgfhgvhg im screaming all of the “sins” were just minor nitpicks that don’t even matter

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That’s just how regular middle schoolers are

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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

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yet another unrealistic standard for men

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end of the year mood

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This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.