my once a year post but chat i finally got good at rendering!!!! look at my scary horse lesbian!! everybody say yayyy!! she's half dragon and she's from my stupid Catholic Guilt(tm) MLP universe, lmk if yall would like to hear more about that!! Anywayz she's half dragon so i thought i would give her more reptile features!! i dig it lmk what yall think :3
happy valentines day to my sillies!! i love u all so so much and wanted to thank y'all for sticking by me the past few months, happy valentine's day blorbos, here's to many more
lmaooo which one of my exes is this?? was yall slamming me in the psych ward n then leaving my girlfriend isolated with a supposedly "dangerous abuser"(me) not enough for yall?? were the stalking allegations after i had clearly stated my intentions to join yall for dinner too little?? yall gotta bring my number one abuser into it, whatever lmaooo im in therapy and couldn't give a rats ass about a single one of yas, glad to know i still live in your head rent free tho xoxo
happy valentines day to my sillies!! i love u all so so much and wanted to thank y'all for sticking by me the past few months, happy valentine's day blorbos, here's to many more
A Mouthwashing (and How Fish is Made) fansong, unfortunately from Jimmy’s POV mostly, sorry. 🐴 Music and lyrics by me, PhemieC
NOTE: this is my first fansong in five years, and sad to say but my voice has been decimated by illness in the last few years, so please don’t go into this expecting it to sound the same as my old stuff.
That being said, I have released an instrumental version, and I would LOVE to hear covers from other vocalists! Feel free to post and sell if you make a cover as well. <3
LYRICS UNDER CUT
[verse 1]
Momma bird sleeping and her nest is empty
Pretty and clean I feel the crease of envy
Cutting a line right through the sky above me
Healthy and green just like a good tree should be
Momma bird leaving now her eggs are lonely
Out from the underbrush I creep so slowly
I’ll lay my own, her home is sound and safe, he’s
Grey like a stone among her round blue babies
She’ll never tell if she’s a few shells lighter
Quick cracking clever comes my little fighter
Babes that feel safer they hatch so much slower
Thrown down below then by my own fast grower
Momma returns to feed her only child he
Smells like a stranger and he cries so loudly
Drinks of his fill while I look up on proudly
Picking away at the discarded bounty
[chorus]
What hides inside has the skill to thrive
Do you have the will to decide to survive?
A parasite needs you alive
To feed their growing appetite
[verse 2]
Thing crawling thirsty, shared flesh, a blessing
Drink of my stagnancy, the taste refreshing
Carry a part of me and keep on climbing
Top of the ladder’s just a place for dying
Dread in your gullet, ignore it, buddy
Lead in the bullet, it’s harmless, mostly
Let me consume you, let you defend me
Curling protector, my friendly fresh meat
Im in control now and I like the feeling
I’ll play the role of every wound you’re healing
Follow the leader was always my thing
Swallow your pills and lay still, unwrithing
Master of puppets is my one objective
Real apex predators can be selective
Relay your message, it won’t stop the spread if
I replace your tongue when I open your head up
[chorus]
What hides inside has the skill to thrive
Do you have the will to decide to survive?
A parasite keeps you alive
To feed their growing appetite
[verse 3]
My stress relief, she keeps asking questions
I can’t believe she thinks I’ll learn her lesson
Nothing outside of me will ever get in
No mocking birdie with an unblinking grin
Four beating hooves, I hate to hear them thunder
Trample the metal tomb I’m buried under
braying beast, neighing in the womb inside her
Breaking its legs to glue you back together
[chorus]
What hides inside has the skill to thrive
Do you have the will to decide to survive?
A parasite needs you alive
To feed their growing appetite…
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
i LOVE that instagram doesn't let you remove the watermark from reels but anyway this is smooth enough that people without an instagram should see it i think :3, ive been getting into fursuit dancing, i'm not quite there yet but i really enjoy how this turned out
You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
What's your reaction to what you received?
Oh, hell yeah!
Pretty nice
I can work with this
Not what I would have picked, but okay
Ugh. Ugh. ...Ugh.
How does this reflect me?!
...........I'm supposed to keep this in my dorm room?
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