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[borzoi-offical]

i am

borzoi

woof

bes frens wif @/possum-offical :3 iwillhuntyoudownifyouharmhim i meens whhaaff..

it/its

i own @png-offical and @grass-offical :3

main blog hidden

btw im 19 irl

ITS REAL!!

fuck you smiling for

anyways if you want a reference on what Borzoi looks like, this is what it basically looks like

picrew for easier story/drawing

picrew used vvv

OO MAKER/五五メーカー | Picrew - The Character Maker & Creator

[borzoi-offical]

*Puts near dog food bowl. Then rolls away.*

- @tophat-offical*

:O

YIPPE

i wil bing mah plushees :3

[man-offical]

I brought a cat into the void for you

thank!!! now I have mode of transportation. thank.

[thehigharcheyseraphim-offical]

ain't you allergic to animals??

[man-offical]

no just dragons ok? just dragons. I have pet dogs. ok? two. one is femboy and the other is @borzoi-offical . ok? ok.

[borzoi-offical]

w o f

[borzoi-offical]

U see all?

- @tophat-offical

i sea allll...

[man-offical]

your new enemy is-

@termination-protocol-7n7-offical

trust

hes a fucking asshole

that not very nice. no way. he has not inconvenienced me at all ok? he seems nice ok? jeez. let's be nice ok?

[terminationprotocol007n7]

i swear to fucking god if that one c00lkidd @-ed me here im going to explode his gear...

and who says im nice?

[man-offical]

mean! mean!! you are mean! YOU ARE NEW ENEMY!!! ENEMYYYY!!! I WILL GET MY BORZOI TO ATTACK YOI OK?? IT IS VERY STRONG BORZOI.

@borzoi-offical ATTACK OK?!??!

[borzoi-offical]

wof...

uh..

feersom grrr...

[man-offical]

IT IS FINALLG BARBEQUE TIME!! YAYA!! PARTY! PARTYYYY!!! DID EVERYPONY BRING SOMETHING FOR THE FEAST? DID ANYPONY BRING NAPKINS??? BEER???? FEMBOYS??!?

now I will tag all esteemed attendees. ok?

@james-offical @woman-offical @3beans-offical @stupid-offical @john-doe-offical @jared-offical @bob-offical @borzoi-offical @alien-joe-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical @bad-relationship-advice-offical

if anyone wishes to also come YOU CAN! OK? YOU CAN! but you are not VIP like my offical friends ok?

also I invited human joe but it not letting me tag? what the heck? crazy. sorry human joe. you still coming right? ok.

[borzoi-offical]

i ish going too siit uner da table an nom nom riibss :3

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

AN KETER SCP ESCAPED FUCK IM SO SORRY BOSS

IT WAS @borzoi-offical - IT RAN AWAY I CANT FIND IT IM SORRY PLZ DONT FIRE MEE

-rookie #290984

Don't be alarmed Rookie #2909-84! If Cecil and I have not yet been decommissioned then neither will you. Hopefully. The Director seems to be forgiving!

You should be safe!

Be sure to fill out your portion of form KT-ESC49E "Absent from Containment". I'll then take care of my end of the form and escalate to MTF B0-0F.

P.s. Do you think SCP-█████ likes pets?

+Intern Lark

[borzoi-offical]

am noh s.. scp :D

thefleshneedsmoreskintobehappy i meeen woff...

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

lik lik lik.. feell betr :(

@borzoi-offical

*uncontrollable sobbing*

But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-

[borzoi-offical]

yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...

theh dowt tash goud :(

buut i shail pottekt u :D

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

Y... You will?

You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<

[borzoi-offical]

no no

char tash bad :(

SO

I SHAAL POTECT U !

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

UHGDUJHSJJHSIBHSKHH *heppy noises* 🥹🥹

I SHALL PROTECT YOU TOO THEN

WE SHALL BE ALLIES

AGAINST HE CHAIR EATERS

[borzoi-offical]

YYAAYY YIOPEPE

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

*throws a chair in heppiness (not at you tho)*

🪑

/

/

[borzoi-offical]

YAAAAHY

BES FREN

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

lik lik lik.. feell betr :(

@borzoi-offical

*uncontrollable sobbing*

But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-

[borzoi-offical]

yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...

theh dowt tash goud :(

buut i shail pottekt u :D

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

Y... You will?

You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<

[borzoi-offical]

no no

char tash bad :(

SO

I SHAAL POTECT U !

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

UHGDUJHSJJHSIBHSKHH *heppy noises* 🥹🥹

I SHALL PROTECT YOU TOO THEN

WE SHALL BE ALLIES

AGAINST HE CHAIR EATERS

[borzoi-offical]

YYAAYY YIOPEPE

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

lik lik lik.. feell betr :(

@borzoi-offical

*uncontrollable sobbing*

But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-

[borzoi-offical]

yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...

theh dowt tash goud :(

buut i shail pottekt u :D

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

Y... You will?

You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<

[borzoi-offical]

no no

char tash bad :(

SO

I SHAAL POTECT U !

[poll-position]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 15, 2024

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[poll-position]

I see this post is getting a lot of reblogs now! Let’s re-do the poll for this year!

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year? 2025 edition!

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 9, 2025

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

lik lik lik.. feell betr :(

@borzoi-offical

*uncontrollable sobbing*

But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-

[borzoi-offical]

yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...

theh dowt tash goud :(

buut i shail pottekt u :D

[man-offical]

I'll trade you rabies for man disease.

Sincerely, @evilraccoonoffical

ok.. I have rabies now.. don't touch ok? don't touch... Hehe.eee.e..... BARK BARK BARK

[gay-sandwich-offical]

*touch*

[man-offical]

AHHHHH!! BARK BARK BARK BARK!! AHHHH WOOOF WOOF!!!

[borzoi-offical]

u jus saad 5 slur in doggo lanuage u r baed at thizz..

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

.... Hey! :]

personwhowantstobecomeadclasssayswhat

[borzoi-offical]

whaf

[possum-offical]

snif snif snif...

@borzoi-offical

GASP!

a fren, wif a long snoot, like me?

WE R NOW BES FRENS!

[borzoi-offical]

YIPPEEEEIII

FREN!!!

[eredin-offical]

wof

:D

@borzoi-offical

No wof.

[borzoi-offical]

fuk u >:(

WOF WOF WOF WOF WOF

[borzoi-offical]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <333

- anon won’t send, tis ok.

YA Y YAY Y AY :DDD