Skye

they/them || 23 || insta under same name

[captain-price-returns]

[notchie]

how do we feel about wearing this to my first computer science lecture?

[wayfire-official]

I feel like that puts the prof in an unnecessarily difficult position

[python3-official]

Only if you hold a fake gun to your head the whole time as well

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[comfymoth]

i know how to make art……….. i LIKE making art………. making art is fun……………. i feel fulfilled when i make art……………………..

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cali]

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

[greatsilverini]

judith & dulcie & a self indulgent harrow :3

thank you to dear friend @h0perest0rat1onpr0gram whose ref images I used for harrow and dulcie!

[i-am-a-fish]

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

[learlir]

holding my horses

[sunny-luna]

infinity train is kinda like my dead wife

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[prudishchanteuse-deactivated202]

İ loved being neglected as a child…………

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

so much time for research

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[ozwinoswld]

fate decided to send me to the trenches today

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are a darkner in this dark world!!

Are you happy with it?

yes!!

yes because I get to be with [character]

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 24