keziah ⭐️

i don’t like to post on here much (he/she)

[botwife9000]

sorry i haven’t been posting take a tiny sal as an apology

[myfaveisfuckable]

rarepairs and crackships tournament round 2 poll 8

DUCKYLOVE(PHINEAS AND FERB, MILO MURPHY'S LAW, HAMSTER AND GRETEL)

ryley robinson/jochi khasar (Subnautica)

Voting ended onJun 15, 2023

Rants!

DUCKYLOVE: A HYPERSPECIFIC POLYCULE BETWEEN MOST OF THE TEENAGERS IN THE DWAMPYVERSE CAST. TECHNICALLY THE BASIS IS IN THE PHINEAS AND FERB CAST, WITH CANDACE DATING JEREMY, STACY, AND VANESSA, BUT IT COMPLICATES FROM THERE. I USUALLY HAVE STACY AND VANESSA DATING EACH OTHER, ALONG WITH STACY DATING COLTRANE AND VANESSA DATING MONTY. MONTY CAN ALSO BE DATING CARL IT DEPENDS. FROM THERE THERES THE MILO MURPHY'S LAW CAST, WITH SARA DATING CANDACE AND VANESSA, ALONG WITH NEAL. THE HAMSTER AND GRETEL CAST INCLUSION IS KEVIN DATING HIROMI, WHOS DATING STACY AND SARA AS WELL. FRED AND JENNY (AND A BUNCHA THE OTHER TEENS BUT LESS FULLY AS THESE TWO) ARE ALSO THERE BUT FRED AND JENNY ARE AROACE SO THEY JUST KINDA EXIST THERE.

ryley robinson and jochi khasar: there are literally 19 fics for this ship, all but 3 written by the same person, and the characters have never even been mentioned in the same sentence, let alone met. neither of them have any lines, we don't know what one looks like and we only know he exists because of like 2 fact files you can find scattered around the game. but holy shit if the dynamic ive deluded myself into thinking they have isnt DELECTABLE

[botwife9000]

VOTE ROCHI PLEA SE

[botwife9000]

lol i wrote this because i was feeling bad

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[botwife9000]

i genuinely don’t know how i got other people to like salpoole. How

[botwife9000]

everyone in my server when i killd off sal9000 in my storyline

[botwife9000]

sal 9000

[botwife9000]

silly ass. i love humanized sal holds her gently

[botwife9000]

floydra mood board

[botwife9000]

hello my adoring fans on the interwebs. do you want a salpoole mood board

[pluralhalman]

we may have the red string of fate, but i have a pair of scissors

ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40606917

word count: 5.7k fandom(s): 2010: the year we make contact relationships: heywood floyd/dr chandra, heywood floyd/caroline floyd characters: heywood floyd, dr chandra, walter curnow, hal 9000 important tags: crack treated seriously, alternate universe - soulmates, internalized homophobia, self-esteem issues, guilt, divorce, implied/referenced character death, alcohol

summary: Heywood Floyd is incredibly annoyed to find out that his soulmate is quite possibly his least favourite person onboard Leonov. Interventions, arguments, romantic tension, and intense guilt ensue.

notes: long sigh. okay. fine. this is the floydra fic i posted a month ago and was too embarrassed to link on here, but since people are ACTUALLY getting INTO my weird little crackship. here it is. sob. don’t judge me too harshly okay this fic was supposed to be crack-

[botwife9000]

i absolutely adore this fic all of you read it NEOW

[botwife9000]

[pluralhalman]

with the fact that like 3 people like floydra now should i write another floydra fic thats less inherently stupid and bad

[botwife9000]

make them kiss before i do

[pluralhalman]

i ALREADY DID THAT SMH have u even read the soulmate au. fake fan fake fan /j

[botwife9000]

IM NOT A FAKE FAN HOW DARE YOU. make them kiss MORE and i’ll write more salpoole :3333

[pluralhalman]

DO YOU WANT FLUFF OR ANGST I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

[botwife9000]

i would say Floydra Combo Meal but i want them to be happy so fluff

[pluralhalman]

okok i will do fluff. how does everybody lives/nobody dies old married couple au sound

[botwife9000]

loving it. what kind of salpoole do you want from me then

[pluralhalman]

uh. also fluff. your choice <3

[botwife9000]

coming to an ao3 near u

[pluralhalman]

with the fact that like 3 people like floydra now should i write another floydra fic thats less inherently stupid and bad

[botwife9000]

make them kiss before i do

[pluralhalman]

i ALREADY DID THAT SMH have u even read the soulmate au. fake fan fake fan /j

[botwife9000]

IM NOT A FAKE FAN HOW DARE YOU. make them kiss MORE and i’ll write more salpoole :3333

[pluralhalman]

DO YOU WANT FLUFF OR ANGST I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

[botwife9000]

i would say Floydra Combo Meal but i want them to be happy so fluff

[pluralhalman]

okok i will do fluff. how does everybody lives/nobody dies old married couple au sound

[botwife9000]

loving it. what kind of salpoole do you want from me then

[pluralhalman]

with the fact that like 3 people like floydra now should i write another floydra fic thats less inherently stupid and bad

[botwife9000]

make them kiss before i do

[pluralhalman]

i ALREADY DID THAT SMH have u even read the soulmate au. fake fan fake fan /j

[botwife9000]

IM NOT A FAKE FAN HOW DARE YOU. make them kiss MORE and i’ll write more salpoole :3333

[pluralhalman]

DO YOU WANT FLUFF OR ANGST I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

[botwife9000]

i would say Floydra Combo Meal but i want them to be happy so fluff

[pluralhalman]

with the fact that like 3 people like floydra now should i write another floydra fic thats less inherently stupid and bad

[botwife9000]

make them kiss before i do

[pluralhalman]

i ALREADY DID THAT SMH have u even read the soulmate au. fake fan fake fan /j

[botwife9000]

IM NOT A FAKE FAN HOW DARE YOU. make them kiss MORE and i’ll write more salpoole :3333

[pluralhalman]

with the fact that like 3 people like floydra now should i write another floydra fic thats less inherently stupid and bad

[botwife9000]

make them kiss before i do

[botwife9000]

floydra mood board

[botwife9000]

small doodle