𝖋𝖊𝖒𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖑𝖑𝖑𝖑

𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔪𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔦 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔱𝔳!!! 8𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫 “𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔰 𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰” <- 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔞𝔤

[regulationhottie7905]

“oh following my routine is really important to me and makes me feel better” -> “i feel so much better!!” -> stops following routine -> “i feel like shit i need to do something different” -> “oh following my routine makes me feel better” -> “i feel so much better!!” -> stops following routine -> “i feel like shit i need to do something different” -> “oh following my routine makes me feel better” -> “i feel so much better!!” -> stops following routine -> “i feel like shit i need to do something different” -> “oh following my

[northst4rrrr]

Kill all Meta glasses wearers

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[lemon-labia]

i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[crabussy]

whenever I’m feeling a complicated emotion I send my friends a gif of my face metamorphosing into sigourney weaver’s face. not that this achieves anything or is even really helpful at all. but it’s just who I am. and you have to respect that

[crabussy]

I would never say no to such a request. here I am transitioning into sigourney weaver

[omgtsn]

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[52stations]

How it feels to not post every single song lyric that moves me

[senatortedcruz]

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

[junglejim4322]

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[stupid-twink-girl]

im georging myself on her W bush

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.