BougieBoozyBitches

Meg Swan in the streets, Cookie Fleck in the sheets

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[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

i love adult emailing its so funny ……its just like……many thanks….kind regards………… please find attached the completed document…….many thanks.pdf

[valtsv]

[aliciavikander]

You just here’s what you do: You just fold it in.

[thepoisonroom]

booty shorts that say BE NOT AFRAID on the ass

[dankmemeuniversity]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

[fearfulaf]

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[misspiggy]

listening to the beach boys is like

[lesbian-toddhoward]

"yeah... it would be nice..."

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me at any random moment

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[thislooksexpensive]

[cardboard-puppy]

this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think

[wheredoisign]

[anxietyproblem]

[famicase]

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

[famicase]

there really just isn’t!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Now THESE are some fucking quality trash mammals!