What does someone who likes rush hour say about it?
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It's Terrafic!

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What does someone who likes rush hour say about it?
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It's Terrafic!
Why is a dalmation no good at hide and seek?
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They're always spotted
What animal is prone to frequent sore throats?
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A Hoarse
What is topical cream for a pig called?
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Oinkment, obviously.
So lame.
(Read the punchline with a Russian accent)
What do loud sound waves do when they reach your ears?
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They Hertz!!
What band is favorited amongst owls?
@trickywicket-blog got it!
@pikachu-ate-you's answer makes as much, if not more sense as well!
Stay tuned if you like especially lame original jokes. I'm sitting on too many to count... Thanks for playing.
as a tumblr user i should get special permission to beat jokes into the ground. for self-defense purposes.
No joke!
What kind of tractor does a farmer use to measure crop circles?
(@blizmo got it)
A protractor
With all the whales at sea, you'd think there'd be more casinos in the ocean.
How do you get a cow out of your way?
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..Tell it to moove
Blaze
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What type of chips do pilots prefer? I'll follow you forever if you get it.
@kindercelery nailed it! @takingchences gave an equally corny alternate punchline. Love it.
Thanks!
This one makes me hold my breath... We'll get there...
What did Russia say to Ukraine when they invaded in 2014?
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Crimea River
Lame jokes will be lame, Eh? I can't help m'ai brain.