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What does someone who likes rush hour say about it?

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It's Terrafic!

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Why is a dalmation no good at hide and seek?

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They're always spotted

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What animal is prone to frequent sore throats?

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A Hoarse

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What is topical cream for a pig called?

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Oinkment, obviously.

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So lame.

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(Read the punchline with a Russian accent)

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What do loud sound waves do when they reach your ears?

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They Hertz!!

What band is favorited amongst owls?

@trickywicket-blog got it!

@pikachu-ate-you's answer makes as much, if not more sense as well!

Stay tuned if you like especially lame original jokes. I'm sitting on too many to count... Thanks for playing.

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mintchocolatehip

as a tumblr user i should get special permission to beat jokes into the ground. for self-defense purposes.

bowlingballsarerollmodels

No joke!

What kind of tractor does a farmer use to measure crop circles?

(@blizmo got it)

A protractor

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With all the whales at sea, you'd think there'd be more casinos in the ocean.

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How do you get a cow out of your way?

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..Tell it to moove

Blaze

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What type of chips do pilots prefer? I'll follow you forever if you get it.

@kindercelery nailed it! @takingchences gave an equally corny alternate punchline. Love it.

Thanks!

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This one makes me hold my breath... We'll get there...

What did Russia say to Ukraine when they invaded in 2014?

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Crimea River

Lame jokes will be lame, Eh? I can't help m'ai brain.

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