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|Jess|15|He/Him|Demi|Pan| I'm just a tired artist who forgets to post art.  🔷Check out my art blog: juice-box-draws🔷

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[boxofjuice]

uhhh

yea so i’m thinking abt deleting/abandoning this tungle and just starting over so like h i’ll make a post with my new url when i make it

[amiplayingright]

D&D lore is just fanfic for your friends’ OCs

[boxofjuice]

@grotto-tome

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[beforethelobotomy]

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

[fruitillegal]

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

[hikiganes]

artists tag yourselves

[littlesystems]

old person: i need you to go to this place

me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me: the address

old person: you’re gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me: the address

old person: that’ll take you into the woods, you’re gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see– i trust you know how to identify elms

me: address

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

[rubykgrant]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

[i-am-loco]

This is beautiful

[estufar]

or better yet,

[real-truth]

She has been wooed~

[real-truth]

Never forget true romance 💕

[andrewtheconfusedmemefuck]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

[pla-a-nt-deactivated20181018]

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[hesgaypetra]

[pukicho]

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

[dekuun]

fat bitch

[pukicho]

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[immodestbanana-blog]

Let’s go to New Zealand.

[bingomann]

We went on a summer trip.

⭐’s Diary

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now