sorry, your dog ran under my tricycle

- henry - 21 -

[podencos]

[podencos]

[neovisceral]

im not going to post the context

[hotvampireadjacent]

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

#have u considered: moogle gaps

i have now thank you

[woppy42]

and thank you to @somnambule-plus​ for my new favorite word… schoogle

[woppy42]

thank you @firstfandomfangirl​

[adulthoodisokay]

crying

[galaxybrainthot]

dark google show me forbidden documents

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[mysharona1987]

[ysandevdas-deactivated20220401]

I was a child before the internet existed and I can confirm this. Entire notebooks full of names I wanted to give my future pets, in alphabetical order, song lyrics from my fave bands, ALL OF THE SONGS not just the nifty little quote, and oh god I walked in circles around the living room table for HOURS.

[swarnpert]

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

[catchymemes]

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[catasters]

[weirdness-is-good]

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[swordscomic]

Last post of the year, I guess! Thanks to all my new followers for joining.  Have you tried the site yet? www.swordscomic.com If you’re not following me on Instagram, now is a great time!  We’re getting super duper close to 100k followers! https://www.instagram.com/swordscomic/

[wahtdahel-blog]

[angelicguy]

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]