[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[skodasforge]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[daisukoth]

does a gay little pose that pisses you off

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

[mapletree100]

Now Jary :)

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

it’s jary :)

[raventriloquist]

WHART T EHE FUCK ??? ??????

[blackpyrefly]

the guys in the ad are not very good at budgeting their time between shooting the encroaching horde of zombies and improving their firepower through various addition and multiplication based power-ups

[larval-tear]

i will show them.

[molabuddy]

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

[breadshot]

"average monkey is curious 3 times a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average monkey is curious 0 times a year. Curious Georg, who lives with a man in a yellow hat and is curious every second of every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[hydrahowl]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[itmeansalot]

I have responsibilities

[slunch]

can I live my life or do I have to go away forever

[deadlysentence]

Just bought a fallen empire off temu

[vaultedvagabond]