a foolish writer

I know if I keep working on it I'll get better at writing, a lot of times the things that come out of my brain are word salad because everything is all connected so being able to write a narrative that can be read, understood, and comprehendable is hard. So here's my word dumps that may or may not help you feel something. 26

[victusinveritas]

More here.

I love a good off the ropes suplex into the SSPX, TradCaths, and Evangel-Caths.

(I was looking for a 'Splitters' gif but this will have to do.)

[little-theatre-fairy]

Rerum Novarum 2.0 LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!1

[runawaymarbles]

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

[thatscarletflycatcher]

[namarikonda]

As a martyr submits to death, the masses ravage their body. What part of this divine flesh will be ripped to shreds, to be revered until the end of time? 🫀📿

[asphodel-asphodel]

always have. <3

[anarchistmemedistro]

[lixel-5]

[clfoset-rat]

i cannot explain in words just how much he looks exactly like his mii in this photo. like it’s generally accurate but this shot specifically. photo of all time.

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[cloevr]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"I'm only criticizing the people who are lazy on purpose" is just not the reassurance people think it is when nearly every disabled person has been accused of not really being disabled and just being lazy on purpose

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[waferwolf]

it makes no sense for any Christian, let alone those who venerate the theotokos, to be misogynistic