[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[bossymarmalade]

I saw a person posting to find RP partners who stipulated "no illegal ships" what would those be?

[boypussybasement]

They probably mean no adult/child, child/child or anything resembling furries (anthro or feral). There might be more but I've found that's usually what the less extreme ones mean

I personally would stay away from that person since they are likely pro-harassment and pro-censorship, likely an antishipper too

[boypussybasement]

I hate it when I spend 5 minutes writing tags and tumblr decides to delete all of them bc fuck me ig

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws Crossed chapter 2: Starved and the Starving

ch 1

[rabbitkinglune777]

CHAPTER 2 IS FINALLY HERE EVERYONE!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE PATIENCE!!!!

[rabbitkinglune777]

it took awhile to deliver so I appreciate the patience from everyone! and thank you for tagging along through this journey, it's gonna be a crazy ride!

playing with dolls here

[egregore-engine]

online pal said "[medications] to go" and I'm giggling at the idea of going to the pharmacy and having medications "for here." I sit down at a plastic chair and table with a plate full of antipsychotics and take them one by one while chatting with a college classmate I'm trying to fuck

[mrzlurth]

Why is queer manga, especially BL, judged against the hard bigotry of high expectations?

If it’s not 100% “pure” or “wholesome” it’s then castigated as irredeemable garbage beyond hope.

Fucking sick of this man

[absolute-airhead]

so, are you tma or tme? oh you're nonbinary? but like do you have a penis or vagina are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary? neither? no you have to be one of them lol EVERYONE knows that nonbinary people are either a spicy woman or spicy man i mean are woman-lite or man-lite uh theyfab or theymab are transfem or transmasc!! oh you're transneutral? now we're just making words up /s

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[dogboybruisebaitmoving]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[fungaldeity]

[ticklebait]

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

[ticklebait]

i posted this because i was imagining a demon girl cleaning her horns with a spinny brush in the shower and shooting ropes bc of the vibrations. this is important

[ticklebait]

and the bristles of the brush graze the skin at the base of her horns and it really fucking tickles okay

[ticklebait]

this is getting reblogs again but everyone is reblogging the most palatable version (original post without the additions) and reminding me how weak the “perverts” of this site truly are ….

[rory-flynn]

wip

[sophiamarigold]

[boypussybasement]

I'm just going to call antishippers pro-harassment and pro-censorship. Anti is too nice and fancop is too soft

(though antis scrambling to "but I'm not a cop bc cops are bad!!" is pathetic and telling)

[zeitsprung0]

If you read a story that has dark topics like incest/rape/whatever else, and you draw the conclusion that it makes it okay irl, then congratulations, you are not normal! There is something wrong with you!

A normal, regulated adult human being is 100% able to tell the difference and understand complexity (no matter how the story is written, by the way). You are simply dysregulated and have the nerve to project your problems onto everyone and try to pretend like your immaturity and inability to understand anything beyond two-dimensional, 'safe' fiction is the status quo.

A story wherein the character(s) take joy in their dark topics, or where it isn't explicitly called out as bad, doesn't make the statement that it's okay irl, either by the way.

Are we really that fucking stupid as a species now that we need the big 'JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT OKAY IRL DON'T DO THIS THIS IS BAD BAD BAD' sign on every piece of fiction and media that presents even just an OUNCE of challenging content? Are we so dumb and brainrotten that our morality can apparently flip on a dime just because a damn STORY didn't have a 'just so you know this is bad' disclaimer?? It truly seems so. What a bleak future this paints.

This doesn't mean that you have to like dark fiction. You can dislike it, you can find it uncomfortable or icky, but that doesn't give you the right to open your mouth and proclaim false information and go on a moral crusade just because you're a little uncomfy. Hey man, just don't interact with it. It is very easy.

[crawfishcomic]

Happy Accident