braddwithtwods

34/m in Inverness, Scotland (though I'm not actually Scottish) not sure how active I'll be, but let's see. very much a snz fan, so feel free to say hi if that's also your thing.

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As a sneeze fetishist, I can't help but wonder if my first guess at grouping sneeze with three other words was different to vanillas 😅

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The journey from "wow, I've got an incredible idea from that prompt" to "this is rubbish, nobody will enjoy it, I'm not going to share it" is quite something, isn't it?!

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If guys with colds who annoyingly don't sneeze much but have to blow their nose all the frigging time are your thing, then wow am I your dream person this week.

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Just out here trying to live a normal life, and then comes a recommended post to bring me back to thinking about snz 😂

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*m/ental h/ealth warning*

Honestly, just wanted to say this somewhere, but the N/HS is the most incredible thing, despite being under resourced. My MH took a serious dive over some crap I won't go into here, but to be cared for in a dedicated hospital for a couple of weeks, to get the help I needed, to be diagnosed, and to come out of it with appropriate support and medication and to have literally only paid about £10 for the meds is just the most incredible thing. We're so lucky over here in the UK.

Apologies, normal snz related content will resume eventually. 😅

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Reblog if the sun makes you sneeze.

Heart if you love a sun sneezer.

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#guilty as charged

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I didn’t think mind control would be something I was into but i guess anything is palatable with snz involved. I’m specifically imagining like some kinda telepathy or charm but if you’re into hyponosis or smth similar I imagine this has a similar hype.

(Cw this is like on the edge of like loss-of-autonomy territory cuz…well, mind control. But I enjoy it and I hope others also understand what appeals bout this kink, just be respectful YKINMKATOK)

- Character A forcing character B to sneeze, already wild that there’s no sickness or allergy or anything it’s just a complete surprise out of nowhere and their body is subjected to it. Or A would drag it on, make them feel like they’re sensitive to something for a long span of time, for their own or for B’s enjoyment.

- Currently using this in a fic but like fey charms?? Being charmed into complimenting the hell out of a sick person either with or without the kink pre-installed >:) also works well the other way around, getting the sick person to talk their heart out about how poorly they feel as means of humiliation OR just to receive affection.

- Kind of a follow up but I can see fey shenanigans doing it for amusement too. Character A is some kinda trickster who’s making a hapless adventurer sneeze for no reason other than to trip them up and make others watching laugh or lust over this unsuspecting victim

- more on the fluffy side but also works well to make a character get over their mental block. You’re not going to sneeze? You’re going to stifle? I don’t think so, that’s bad for you! Character A does it so B can stop complaining about how badly they need to sneeze/how they hate being perceived as weak so they refuse to sneeze at all

- Taste of your own medicine vibe, where A is sick and forced B to sneeze as a “see how I feel!” Type beat

- More specific as a situation but character doing it in order to learn or experiment?? Works well for aliens, angels, demons, other extra terrestrials (or mad scientists/doctors) who are more into the study aspect than those annoying ethical complications that come with humans.

- A and B as enemies?? With powers or magic or sci fi involved, using it as a means of disarming or humiliating their opponent with possibly and audience? Or they want to be discreet, say, a spy versus spy situation when they’re in a fancy, social environment. You can’t kill them but you can make them look like a fool

Someone please list more bc this opened a back door in my mind that I need to look through like an abandoned attic

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#yes please

#hypnotic suggestions making ppl sneeze is a fantasy for sure

#wrote a very NSFW story about this once when I was in a fetish high

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My parents are downsizing and so I'm helping them sort through decades of stuff. In there were all my school reports, which included this deeply mortifying snippet from year 3:

"Bradd is a very kind and caring member of class. As an example, he comes to talk to me when I'm struggling with allergies, asking what's wrong and if I need tissues."

So, if anybody needs me I'll be rocking back and forth in the corner, pretending my parents never read that report.

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Here's something I'd like to do, but no idea how to even get started: text-based sneeze rp.

Anyone know where someone can go to find a fetish RP group/person?

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At my annual get together with some of my old uni friends this weekend, we went to the beach yesterday...and had a bit of a fetish moment.

Maybe 15 feet in front of us was a blonde lady who kept sneezing in doubles or triples every minute or so. They were loud and powerful, bending her over from her sitting position.

I was doing my best to ignore it, but my vanilla friends had noticed too, and had a conversation that went something like this:

A: *expletive* do you think she'll ever stop sneezing? Should we move so we're not downwind? It's kind of gross. Why would you come to the beach with a cold?

B: it's not a cold, it's allergies, though why you'd come to the beach if you're allergic is also a good question.

A: how do you know it's not a cold? I got no time for being ill

B: she's miles away, chill out. Her sneezes sound like my allergy sneezes, cold sneezes are messier and you blow your nose more.

*she walks by us, sneezes twice*

C: yeah it's not a cold, nobody where's a bikini that skimpy with a cold.

D: I feel for her. That was me yesterday. Woke up and just could not stop sneezing. Ran out of tissues by 11. Until J could get to the shops, I had to just use an old t-shirt to sneeze and blow my nose.

B: ha, glad it wasn't just me. I sneezed my head off yesterday. Was rough this morning too, but sea air seems to have sorted me out.

D: ha, yeah me too. Made sure to take meds this morning, but I still come armed just in case *dips into her bag and jokingly waves tissues at us*

A: right, I'm going swimming, everyone coming?

Me: ummm, I'm good for now. I'll look after our stuff.

I swear vanillas are out to kill me. Been more than a little turned on ever since. Send help 😂

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I was sat in the gym earlier wondering what it'd be like to see someone desperately trying to finish a set as their nose tickled and twitched.

Couldn't keep thinking about that for too long, for probably obvious reasons 😅

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Full of respect and appreciation for all the people who create, and especially the writers out there. I love writing, but writing sneeze content just doesn't seem to be in my skill set.

Literally just ends up with "there's this person, and they sneezed a lot." Maybe one day I'll figure it out.

So a massive thank you to all you masters of the written fetish world. You're all amazing.

#snz

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Thought I'd venture out of lurking for the first time to share a little out-there day dream that I can't seem to shake...

Just on a weird fascination with a lady with terrible allergies whose married to a guy that hates sneezes. So he's always telling her to be quiet, to stifle her sneezes. She's always frantically trying to find tissues to sneeze into, to muffle them so he doesn't hear.

Then one day, he's away and a trades person rock up to do some work on the house. It's spring and she's clearly sniffling as she answers the door, tissues in hand. She's explaining the job, but excuses herself to frantically run to the next room to grab tissues and stifles her sneezes as quietly as possible.

After a solid minute of sneezing she comes back, and they bless her. She looks mortified and apologizes profusely, that she tried to be so quiet and she can't believe they heard them. They assure her that they really don't mind, it's just sneezing. But all this talk must have made her nose tickle more as she hastily retreats and sneezes more.

They get on with the job, as she pops in and out, and they hear her sneezing throughout the morning. Eventually they ask why she runs away when she has to sneeze and she explains that her husband hates it, but as she does that she pauses, by simply raising a finger as her lips part, as if she's almost frozen in place, before she finally relents and sneezes in front of them.

I'm thinking of turning this into some kind of forbidden love style story, but my writing isn't up to much. Thougtht welcome...

And hi btw. A first ever post here.