Twink Corp Section 2 East Director

18 puppyboy guygirlthing who likes everything really pleasepleasdpleazpeleaspelslrpsleslelaeaseplease dm me haha DMS ALWAYS OPEN https://www.tumblr.com/cockcravingcatboy/769632998044876800/this-is-how-i-speak-btw-moots-cockcravingcatboy post of the millenium

[brainless-puppyboy]

hey‼️

i donmt know how to do these post intro thingies

my name is! puppy! i’m! 18 male(?!) but the cool kind of male (?!!!!) where i’m a little twinky puppy boy! and maybe a puppy girl! it varies!

uh

on here to rant and rave about being silly and needy and get attention

also to gather the world’s largest puppyboy network so we can channel our puppy power to summon a giant runed pulsating obelisk whose ripples may or may not turn florida into venice

do i even need the mature tag? i dunno but i’ll put it here anyways just in case

UPDATE!!!!

i liiike everything!

only limits are ageplay (its okay if u post it! i just dont like to discuss it personally w/ u!)

specific likes… drools..

-power bottoms (my favorite thing ever)

-pain (giving, somehow, i’m somehow a sadist)

-alt/goth/etc folks are too hot by the way

-tboys/tgirls are awesome in and out of kink i love them

-pet stuff (look at me)

-uh

-um

-flexibility probably it’s a weird one but bleehh:33

-roleplay..:3

-clowns n jesters because i’m goofy like that

-roughness! again weird since i’m on top for it but uhh yeag

will add more maybe ask abt anything u want

also i follow and like from @number-one-puppyboy

[swagophile]

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

[nekomimidusteon]

"I've been a bad girl" - cute, flirty, sexy. makes her want to playfully grope me and tease me over what a bad girl I've been

"I've opened up a credit card in your name and maxed it out buying Hatsune Miku Funko Pops" - gives the exact same information as the previous statement, and yet

[biggayjuicebox]

erectile dysfunction girlies rise up!

[biggayjuicebox]

[biggayjuicebox]

i did not spend half an hour poorly editing an excerpt from the Soft Bodies chapter from Mira Bellwether's Fucking Trans Women onto that open book for people to make this post about the men in their lives. please respect hoshimi junna's flaccid cock.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I'm going to kill myself for real

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

This is the only place I’ve ever seen Vampire Weekend mentioned

[szyszkasosnowa]

Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????

[rosslynpaladin]

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

[grenadineghost]

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

[femperor]

Listen. New or questioning trans girl. People will say that wearing a skirt and panties giving you a boner is proof that what you're doing is unnatural. This is untrue. You are experiencing the sense of liking how you look: something most cis people have. You have begun to enjoy your body, something that has been absent for years. Your first kiss ever also will feel/felt that much more powerful. It's a little lame but just enjoy it for now.

[femperor]

Very true. It's uncomfortable because it's new, not because it's wrong.

[winonaparadise]

i'm the woman from pornos who uses sexual favors to settle debts with plumbers, electricians - even the masonry guy and my carpet layer! but as i've taken a vow of celibacy myself, i deign to never pleasure my own body. i jack off all trades, but i masturbate none!

[juniper-dusk]

girl who can't thrive unless she's "useful" to doll who found its purpose pipeline

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[ticklebait]

even the top says uwaaaaah

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[meow-moment]

creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.

[meow-moment]

His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he's one wrong move away from getting fired.

[meow-moment]

Doctor Yiphman treats more patients

[meow-moment]

Yiphman's back

[meow-moment]

[akashicrecord]

call it literally anything else

[notchie]

going on a cybercafé date with my short dominant robotgirl girlfriend, my lap top if you will

[notchie]

gonna get jpegged

[avillicit]

btw. i keep getting told my begging is rlly hot, so. this is the basic formula i learned as a teenager:

1. request--the thing you're begging for. let me cum, don't spank me, get me pregnant, etc. be descriptive--usually, the more explicit, the better. make it sound appealing to your partner. refer to them by title (if applicable) in this step or the third step. not both.

2. promise--why they should do it. this can include descriptions of how whatever you're asking for will feel for them, how you'll react, or a promise for good behavior or quid pro quos. (in noncon scenes, this is also where you'd put a promise not to tell anyone/get the aggressor in trouble). this should be your longest section, and you CAN give more than one reason.

3. request--rephrase what you asked for in step 1. if step 1 was short, make this longer. if step 1 was long, make it shorter. this is the step where eye contact is most important.

in general, use a deferential, beseeching tone--you can choose how composed to keep it, but keep an undercurrent of "i'll die if you say no." (alternatively, you can lean into the humiliation of verbalizing your desires and speak soft and stuttery. but be warned, you'll run the risk of your dom making you repeat yourself louder.)

wait

wait fuck

THIS IS JUST BASIC ESSAY FORMAT FUCK