you wouldn't iol a thae

Emma, She/Her, 20

[swagophile]

me (hero): [in the process of being mindbroken] so you're telling me justice is a social construct? and the lines i draw between good and evil are entirely arbitrary?

evil temptress: yup. and whats more, guess who drew those lines in the first place

me: [tilting my head] who?

evil temptress: power. your entire existence so far functions to uphold the status quo

me: [shakinf my head, not so easily outsmarted] no. my sense of right and wrong is innate. the lines i draw are natural and unquestionable

evil temptress: [smirking and using her most evil of tricks] what if i told you 'natural' is also a social construct

me: [totally overwhelmed by her terrifying power] woah.. thats.. wow.. so you're saying i should give up and be a mindless vessel for the demon lord?

evil temptress: what. i did not say that at all. no that's-

me: your power is most terrifying evil one.. and.. i can admit when i am beat. i will devote the rest of my life to her infernal majesty

evil temptress: [sighing] yknow what. sure. why not. have fun, kid

[yokowan]

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[karrakazz]

I enjoy reading the work of swifties because its fruitful 2 explore mindsets and experiences different from my own. For example: i think both of those lines are dogshit

[retroactivebakeries]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

does anyone have that reddit meme thats like "they said 'man up' no🩷"

[girlgruelle]

Was it this one?

[communist-hatsunemiku]

YESSSS TY

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[demilypyro]

wait what is it a sign of

[demilypyro]

wowie

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ever wandered around in an open world video game and noticed there are no children? no elderly people? no fat people? no one using a wheelchair? no one with a guide dog? this is supposed to feel like a living world and there's so much of life that's just not there

[dragon-in-a-fez]

lots of people in the notes being like "open world games don't have kids/wheelchair users because if they did the players could kill them!" and I am unrolling my papyrus scroll with my curated reading list on the topic of "oppressed groups being imagined as symbols of innocence and vulnerability that must not be harmed in public instead of acknowledged as real people who are often suffering abuse in private, and why that is bad"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

like yeah I'm aware that our culture would go collectively apeshit over kid NPCs being shot up in GTA. I'm also aware that that very same culture is broadly fine with parents beating their actual real life kids, and that most people, even most people who would never hit their own kids, think other real life kids getting hit is not their business to be enraged about. so maybe like. there's something weird going on there.

[shocked--kwarrtz]

Sheafification of G (who is a really excellent math youtuber) sometimes opens his videos with "ladies, gentlemen, and the classically excluded middle," which is such a good bit that it honestly makes me kind of mad

[renxiss]

happy pride and summer!

[demilypyro]

pussy out demily art with labia scars

[demilypyro]

just cause I don't have a dick doesn't mean you get to remove the trans woman tag from my pics. keep it

[demilypyro]

this pussy is designer

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[anony-phangirl]

It happened

[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

[doubleca5t]

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

[doubleca5t]

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

[doubleca5t]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)