bonk.

A botanist and artist ☆Currently interested in ENA, Kingdom Hearts, PHIGHTING!, and many more.☆ ★15+ ACCOUNT! 18+ User!★ This account does NOT and will NOT have 18+ posts, but please dont interact if youre under the age of 15 for my own comfort! 《HE/THEY》 https://branchyboy.straw.page/

[branchyboy]

Did i seriously forget to post literally anything about my blog or me and my sona oh my god

Okay

HIIIII OFFICIALLY HI!!

Just like the blog name says, my name is Branch, or if you prefer, Bonk! I go by He/Him or They/Them pronouns. This blog was made with the intent for me to just share my art and enjoy being myself freely here! This blog also has no intentions of going 18+ and will remain as my main blog.

I enjoy many MANY different fandoms- more than i can count on my fingers, but the main ones right now are ENA, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, and even my own ocs right now.

Ill often stumble onto other peoples blogs and make art of their characters for fun, i also participate in Artfight every year i can!

✸✸«《 cool transition cut thing wouuhh~ 》»✸✸

THIS is my sona! His name is the same as mine, hes a venus flytrap and tiger lily, two of my favorite plants and one of which i actually own.

Hes based on my old sona/dnd character and my love for everything nature related, making him my ideal look trust. However i do have a form of him based on the ENA dream BBQ series that ive included! Feel free to draw any version of him you want and tag me in it! Im always excited to see other peoples styles.

also hes a freakish impish oddball thing i need to send him to a rainforest negatively...

✸✸«《 woaaah dude another one ohmygo 》»✸✸

Here are some places you can find me!

- ARTFIGHT -

- TIKTOK -

- STRAWPAGE : https://branchyboy.straw.page -

Strawpage links weirdly dont work but there it is anyways- other links are HOPEFULLY gonna be added on later, for now this is all i got, hope to make a good impression on everyone!

got a little secret for you... click here for the meaning of everything in the known world...

And click here to see what music im currently obsessed with!

[redstonedust]

fuck, marry, friends, kill. something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

kill something old, friends something new (we must keep moving), fuck something borrowed (cuckoldry), marry something blue (marge)

[theveryquietquiet]

excuse me sir

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[branchyboy]

me when my name is charlie

[branchyboy]

that one guy whos lowkey graduating

[rocketbirdie]

fine dining

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ta gg t "t actatg" #T c c actat actat. a A

Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix

(image source)

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Fixing a sickening Sonic meme.

^ See how insensitive this hog is? Disgusting. Don't worry, period havers. The Eggman Empire has got your back.

There we go. Much better!

[official-sonic-the-hedgehog]

IM TRANS

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Shouldn't have said girls only in the first post, then. AND known that you can't just unsubscribe from periods. Not very WOKE of you, Sonic. :/

People, if you join the Eggman Empire, I will take ALL of your cramps and project them onto this rodent!

[official-sonic-the-hedgehog]

I'm gonna tweak I DIDNT EVEN ohhmygaia

[official-doctor-robotnik]

YOU made that meme, it literally has you on it!

[official-sonic-the-hedgehog]

NO I DIDNT you're LYING!!!!!! that's like me saying that YOU MADE THIS!!! Because your face is on it!!!!

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[branchyboy]

thats when the fun part kicks in; you realize that they lied to your face because inherently it is evil in most aspects

and if the government has not taken proper precautions against any possible overreach of their power over the public it gets so much worse

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[teaboot]

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

[teaboot]

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

[teaboot]

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

[vegance]

Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don't like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

[tetrafelino]

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

[champawattigress]

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

[shadyisheartless]

scratching my head and lookign around....

if youre still drawing peoples f/o's may i perchance get vexen kh arttt

im debating on actually selfshipping fully with him but like hes my favorite in the organization ever in an odd and evil-scientist-without-fully-wanting-to-be kind of way (hes also just a sassy prick to people and i love it)

Yeah I like this man’s weird lil face

[branchyboy]

well YESSSSS YESSSSS SHOVED IN MY MOUTH I LOVE HIM!!!!!

[redstonedust]

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

[branchyboy]

this but my grandma with me being trans

[khvampiredays]

Its TOOTAAALLY not obvious who this is from trusttt

Vexen, how did you come to join the organization exactly?? Do you remember the day you were bit? Are you free tonight? And ofcourse if the organization were to collapse in any way... where would you go? (I understand this is very personal in terms of interview questions)

Interview with The Chilly Academic

Very personal indeed…

[axolotly]

Funniest possible kingdom heart theory: Demyx doesn’t have a “real” name. It’s just Demyx. Xemnas found him and went “hell yes”

[starhoodies]

Sora from Kingdom Hearts if he was in Sugar Rush from Wreck-it-Ralph!

[branchyboy]

OH MY GODDDDD FUCK PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAAAAAK YOURE GONNA MAKE ME WANNA MAKE CART DESIGNS AGAIN FAAHHHH