chronically deranged

️bri. 20s. she/her/hers. non-indigenous but proud to be living on noongar boodja.

[branloaf]

Welcome to the ol' blog. I'm like a pseudo veteran because I've had this account since 2012 but have only been a properly committed Tumblr user since 2018 lmao. Anyway here's the basics:

Links:

Ao3. (My works are only visible to registered users)

Vampire Academy sideblog. (will update link soon lol it's @hathazur now)

History sideblog.

Charmed sideblog.

Them There sideblog. (Hardly used lol)

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[branloaf]

idk how to draw.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[werewolf-girlfriend]

me onm the monkeybars for real

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m not astrology but god I love Scorpio stereotypes. I like that the zodiac has a cartoon supervillain sign.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

sorry I can’t hang out today I have to plan a graveyard orgy ritual for my mystery cult. soon my dark purposes will be fulfilled. you know how it is with sinister puppetmasters… ah ha ha ha.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“Scorpios are just popularly misunderstood! They’re not evil, they’re not sex maniacs, they’re not secretive manipulators with vindictive—”

GUARDS! consign this idiot to my scorpion pit. he’s trying to ruin my reputation. no not the regular scorpion pit the scorpion pit in which all the scorpions have boners. what?! well give them the arachnid viagra then. jesus christ. impossible to get good help around here.

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[zero-the-whimsical]

gotta keep my miis healthy with a well rounded diet of Silica gel packets and AAA Batteries 🥰

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

only good additions being made trust

[branloaf]

shoutout to wa and nsw for being the Most Australian states by making Monday a public holiday so we still get a weekday off even though ANZAC Day is on a Saturday this year

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[threedollarsdotcom]

chew on that. gnaw on this. bite into it. gnash your teeth on that. chomp on this

[liltoaster]

[dogpuppy]

[boromirswife]

SANJI and NAMI in ONE PIECE SEASON 2