20 books in a trenchcoat

oh no, the consequences

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[trigona-necrophaga]

Gideon the Ninth naming system notes appreciation post

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[theriverbeyond]

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

[bratgoatswiss]

@dyslexicorn

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[bratgoatswiss]

@dyslexicorn

[ionjuno]

I love them, Your Honor

[legionofpotatoes]

Normandy's Ascent

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[dcartcorner]

remember everything will be alright

[friendlynoodles]

it's Noodle's 10th birthday!!

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to create floating Chinese shufa/calligraphy (cr夏末）

[teathattast]

[bratgoatswiss]

@dyslexicorn

[countrygypsywt]

[rubyvroom]

[victusinveritas]