studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever
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studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op
idk anything about this but I love it
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THE FACT THAT THE ONLY 2 CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE WHO GET THEIR OWN POV SHOTS/SCENES BESIDE GRACE HIMSELF ARE EVA STRATT AND ROCKY. KILLING ME
Eva's "not good at jokes" vs Rocky's "Oh, humor. Confusing." are you feeling me. can you hear me.
GRACE CALLING BOTH ROCKY AND EVA "MYSTERIOUS" COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN
THE FACT THAT THE ONLY 2 CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE WHO GET THEIR OWN POV SHOTS/SCENES BESIDE GRACE HIMSELF ARE EVA STRATT AND ROCKY. KILLING ME
Eva's "not good at jokes" vs Rocky's "Oh, humor. Confusing." are you feeling me. can you hear me.
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!
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real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:
#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)
#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!
#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!
#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!
You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility so subtlety and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE
Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT!
THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON
It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.
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It gets me in the Downsizing Game, that every instance of Nao getting tricked/taken advantage of in the first half becomes vital to the eventual endgame.
Nao gets duped by Fukunaga and locked out of the vote exchange? She'll end the game as the only character allowed to vote freely since everyone else is locked in an M-ticket contract.
Nao loses that Light and Dark game with Fukunaga and gets scammed out of 30 million? Well, not only does it set Nao up for a rematch where she can win 10 votes, but it also gives her a great story to tell the other players when she goes to get the votes from them.
Nao's not allowed to make her case at the beginning? Fine. She'll make it at the end when she has all the money and the power and her statement will have actual material impact.
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically