voldemort out, bitches

29 | she/they | mo

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[wizardshark]

Buddy you're gonna be a bug in a rug when I'm done with you

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[kkennedie-xx]

a lobotomy wouldn’t even affect me

[proteinmom]

the most problematic maiden at the joust

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[json-derulo]

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

[theprofessional-amateur]

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[wordfather]

hey btw the unfathomable horror that constantly looms over me thinks you're cute

[scalpho]

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

[doeadeeer]

I know they hooked up at some point but I just simply cannot prove it

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[fruitcakebro]

What is Jason Todd's bra size

[soft-xbaby]

Sitting in a big man’s lap would solve all my problems rn.