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[adelesource]

a fan losing her shit when adele surprises her

[untexting]

Adele is like… well damn i’m hype too now

[brea-t-h-less]

white people when they see a crack in the road: this place is sketchy.......

[weloveshortvideos]

[hara-kiri]

i’m junior

[whitegirlsaintshit]

he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.

[fuks]

This is my masterchef submission video

[champagnepadre]

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

[slightmood]

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

[serserpas]

[literallysame]

she did that

[loganhuntzbergerss]

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women —  head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

Fucking mic drop

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[antmanstan]

she treats us so well

[amongie]

[adulthoodisokay]

Honestly, Canada, now you’re just rubbing it in our faces.

[giraffepoliceforce]

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

[nicbemused]

Why you should Vote for Hillary if you are a Bernie supporter

College costs:

Bernie:  Free.  Hillary:  Significantly cheaper than currently, free for those who need it.  Trump:  Defrauded poor and working class people for 10s of thousands of dollars of tuition.

Minimum wage:

Bernie: 15   Hillary:  12-15  Trump:  Imported undocumented workers and underpaid them to work on his projects.  Currently makes his clothing line in China for tiny wages.

Foreign wars:  Bernie:  Probably not.  Hillary:  As prudent.  Trump:  NUCLEAR FUCKING PROLIFERATION!!! NOW!!!

Immigration:  Hillary and Bernie:  Path to citizenship.  Trump:  THROW THEM OUT! BUILD A WALL!

Taxes:  Bernie:  Deep tax increases on the wealthy (and middle class).  Hillary:  Some tax increases on the wealthy.  Trump:  Cut’em.  Cut’em all!

Racism:  Bernie:  Solving income inequality will solve racism.  Hillary:  we need a good plan to increase opportunities to minorities beyond solving income inequality.  Trump:  Yeah, dun care.

Sexism:  Bernie:  Solving income inequality will solve sexism.  Hillary:  Full support of all equal rights issues.  Trump:  Ladies, all your vag are belong to me (no fatties).

Gun control:  Bernie:  Mayyyyyybbbie, if you convince me hard enough.  Hillary:  Yep.  Trump:  Shoot’em if you gott’em.

Please do not listen to 25 years of GOP propaganda.  Hillary has worked on progressive causes for 40 years.  She was the 11th most liberal senator while in the Senate. Due to Republican hatred, she is the most investigated person in the country and nothing has ever come of it.  She is not a criminal, she could not be a criminal, they would have found something they could have trumped up charges on in 25 years of endless, ongoing investigations.  She’s been abused by the GOP and burned by the press over and over and is still pursuing her goal.  She is smart and ambitious and experienced and tenacious and knowledgeable and practical and none of those are bad things for a President.  Jill Stein may be a nice woman, but she has no governmental experience and practically no platform.  Gary Johnson is a Republican who cares less about social issues.  Hillary and Bernie have more politically in common than any other candidates.    Please, if you care about the issues that Bernie cares about, think about voting Hillary.

[shmoo06]

[tyleroakley]

[x]

[imautumnnotfall-deactivated2020]

Omg no my innocent Hannah and Tyler

[hvydrtytrxye-deactivated2016110]

Since when the fuck was Tyler innocent this jigga was droolin over dicks at seven hav u read his book oml

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you open a text just to get rid of the notification 

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[nudygoon]

[catsbeaversandducks]

His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside

“Yay.”

Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive